Holy mother of high heaven, I haven't touched this thing in a while! My God! Did you guys miss me? I missed you. :'-( I got a few of the guys together and we're ready to finish this crazy countdown. We're in the TOP Mother******* 10, man! Whoo! On behalf of the Unrestricted Asterisk staff, we would like to apologize for taking so long to update. We had some reviewers ready to serve as commentators, but they never responded and we got busy. Some of us graduated college last year and some of us are wrappin' it up this year. YEAH! We graduate like the nerds we are, cosplay all the way. Joking, fam, we be joking.

I'm glad you guys have enjoyed this series so far. Think you can guess who the next collection of hotties will be? We've only got a few chapters left before this project is officially over. We're kinda sad about that, but it was fun. Man, it's really been forever since I made another chapter, hasn't it? I don't know what to do other than make this chapter kick ass. This next group of hotties got a decent number of votes, and we're talkin' hundreds on average for each poll. It was crazy. If you want to see the poll results as the final chapter, let me know via review or message. Also, I'm still open to having reviewers as commentators. It was pretty successful with our lovely commentator, Countess Millarca. Thanks again, girlfriend! :-D Send us a review or message if you want to join in on our Top 10 Bleach Babes.

Without further ado, get ready for this new addition to our countdown. Grab dem blankets, snatch up a snack, and let's do this.

Shonen Jump Bleach... known for its collection of otherworldly beauties, we acknowledge this anime in all its fine glory as we bring to you the sexiest group of titties and pretties...

Ichired: Oh, yes, baby! I am ready. Get hype!

We're getting more than hype for this gorgeous trio. Take a walk on the wild side as we get all in your face with bare teeth and tight bodies that'll make your parents question what the hell you're watchin' on that TV.

Yellow-san: That's every Tuesday. God bless those hentai sites.

And we'll let these babes bless us with their fiery and feisty looks as Unrestricted Asterisk presents...

{Producers of the opening theme song}

Sexy, dirty, wet, hot

Hotties of the Bleach show

[Shonen Jump]

Hotties of the Bleach show

[Should've called it OxyClean]

The 40 Hottest Hotties of the Bleach show

*woman laughs*

{Theme Song 32}

You know a mouth penis

Don't exist

But if it did

I'd want you to get it

Neliel tuOderschvank

Coming in at Number 9 is someone we all agree is pretty smokin' even as jailbait...

O-range-ni: What bitch? You lyin'! My wifey is number what?

Ichired: Neliel is number 9? What? I accept! Oh my gosh. *claps hands loudly* Can we just take a moment and observe this vision of fine?

shi~green: Nel Tu will make you hate yourself because you could never look that good even you hoped for it. This girl is stunning! She's got legs for days, her bust size is friggin impressive, and her face was sculpted by angels. Never mind her personality.

GO BLUE!: I love Nel Tu! She is so cute. In either form, too. As a kid, she's so adorable. I think she beat out Kenpachi's little vice captain, Yachiru, on cuteness level. If her say her name, it's almost like you're dreaming about puppies. *sighs with love* Nel Tu. See? Look at that. I'm thinking about her surrounded by Pomeranians right now. *sighs with love* Nel Tu...

Neliel: *laughs uncontrollably* I love puppies, too.

Tatsuki: I know what else she loves.

Orihime: *giggles with a sigh* She loves her Ichigo.

Ichigo: Oh my God. With this again.

Neliel: *glomps Ichigo* Ichi-kun!

pUrPlE rOkU: Oh yeah, she does love her some Ichigo. But I like Nel Tu when she's an adult. I feel like if you in some trouble, Nel's got you. She's so level-headed and critical and cool and honorable. It's like watching her transform is literally watching her grow up in a few seconds, and you get to see this mature, beautiful woman. She should've got in Ichigo's pants but he wears 'em too tight. Gotta loosen them thangs up, baby.

Ichigo: *stands up quickly* I'm done. That's it. See ya next chapter.

And we hope to see you more in the future, Ms. Nel Tu as you close us out at Number 9 on our list...

Neliel: I kinda like this countdown. You guys are funny. Thank you for this honor. I'll be back to see Ichigo's slot whenever we get there. I hope he's on the list. If he's not, I'm gonna have to boycott you.

hachi MARIGOLD: Hey, I'm with you, baby.

{Theme Song 33}

King Kong ain't got nothin'

On this fiery brotha

Abarai Renji

victoriarogue: Oh my gosh, Renji's number 8! Yes!

Yes, even the narrator has a thing for this bad boy. With a body like his, can you really blame me?

JU fuschia: Girl, I'm with you. What? Let's split him. I got his left side.

Ichired: Man, this dude is a friggin god! Dat hair, dat body, dem tats, dem feels. Oh, dem feels! That whole Rukia adoption thing he had to watch. The feels were real, son. We need to call it the Real Feel Reel, man. I'm serious.

Renji: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Byakuya: What makes Renji sexy? I think his personality. In the beginning where we all just learn about him, he has this edgy, primal look that stops you in your tracks. His hair is a beautiful color and it looks good when it's brushed down, so that's something that adds to that wild visage you see of him. As you get into his history with Rukia and his childhood, you see there is a very philosophical intellectual underneath that proud lion he embodies.

Renji: That was a sexy description of me, captain. Thank you.

Ikkaku: Renji's in the Top 10? What? Check him out. *lightly claps* Good on ya, brother. Too bad he can't make the list for who can kick Kuchiki's ass.

Renji: Oh hey... Hey...

Byakuya: *pulls Renji into his body to cuddle* That's okay. He defeats me in a different way.

Ikkaku: *shocked but impressed* Okay. Okay! Watch out, Ichigo.

Ichigo: Wait, who are we on now? Renji's what? How'd he get a higher rank than Byakuya? What? Are you serious right now?

Rukia: Oh, they're serious, Stimpy. They're serious. I think Renji's sexy because he knows his faults but he also has this denial of that knowledge. It's like a conflicting thing in his head and you want to get into that conflict, but will he let you? It's that sort of mystery underneath all this openness that's fascinating.

Uryu: I think Renji's sexy just because he can stand toe to toe with Ichigo. Despite their lover's quarrel, they're really bros at heart who care for Rukia's well-being. It's sweet. It's that conflict. You meet this cocky, no mercy guy but there's a genuine man under all that arrogant dick.

Chad: Some girls might be curious about the size of it.

Uryu: *spits out water to laugh* Oh my God!

We're definitely curious about how he can sling his thing, but that's a secret we don't mind earning. As we close out with Abarai as number 8...

Renji: Well, shit, I can mark this off my bucket list! I beat Captain Kuchiki at something finally. I mean damn.

Byakuya: Indeed... *smirks*

{Theme Song 34}

Matsumoto Rangiku

Why you gotta be

So sexy and cute?

Toshiro: No the hell she's not! Rangiku, my Rangiku is number 7? Holy shit...

Yeah, you guessed it, captain. Lady Matsumoto claimed a very lucky spot in our Top 10 of the Top 40 hotties and we're proud to have her here. The curvatious blossom of the Shinigami is deemed so perky and so stunning that even the creator of the Bleach series finds it impossible for her to ever be rejected by any male.

Gin: Oh, I'm shocked she's just number 7. Should've been higher.

Rangiku: Aw, Fox-face, that's so sweet. *hugs Gin sweetly* Come here, buddy.

Gin: With pleasure.

Yellow-san: Dude, Rangiku is a legend among women. Even her imperfections are perfect. That cute little mole on her face is God's period on that sentence of gorgeousness. She was destined to be hot.

Byakuya: I think Rangiku is sexy because she doesn't really hide anything. I know Toshiro hates this, but, when the girl doesn't want to do paperwork, she will do whatever it takes to avoid it. When she doesn't want to be bothered with something, she doesn't want to be bothered. While that gets annoying for someone so on top of things, it's a nice balance of personalities. That's kind of what makes her interesting. She can act like a guy at times but still be a voluptuous woman.

Hisagi: Rangiku's the girl you bring to a party, not hit on while she's at a party. She's got a fun-loving, free-spirited personality that most beautiful women don't really have. Some women are sexy but not really sexy because they lack this open-mindedness. Rangiku doesn't have that problem.

Rangiku: You guys are so sweet. I don't have a tissue.

pUrPlE rOkU: Not to mention I think Byakuya and Toshiro get to see other sides to Ms. Matsumoto. I mean, she's a living Barbie except with even bigger boobs, and she has no shame in the body she's got. She works it.

Toshiro: What other sides? *narrator explains* Ooo, who? Not today!

Gin: But you didn't say not ever.

Aizen: Oh my...

Toshiro: Dammit, Aizen!

And we didn't say we would ever stop fantasizing about this gorgeous work of art, but we'd be damned if we didn't wish to see her other sides. Thank you, Ms. Rangiku, for coming in at Lucky Number 7...

Rangiku: *receives flowers from Kyoraku* Oh, thank you! And it's from everyone? You're all too nice. I happily accept my rank as 7. I'll wear skimpier clothes next time. I want to be Number 3 next vote!

Alright. This one was a bit shorter than my previous chapters, but my commentators are out and about so this is all I can get from them. We've got six more people to go, guys. Wow. Seriously, though, it has been fun making this. I gotta see if I can do another anime or game series with a bunch of hot characters. That'd be awesome. Well, thank you for tuning in to this new addition. I hope your top hottie made the list. Toodles!