I don't own Danny Phantom or any of the characters. They are doing a life sentence to their original owners without the chance of parole. Enjoy part 4 of operation babysit.
"This is the Lance Thunder with the Amity park news. Our top story today the Amity park movie Theater which has been around for over 90 years has been silenced by a mysterious fire that started within the building. Fortunately for us, there were no casualties thanks to our brave supernatural hero Danny Phantom." Lance Thunder explained in a calm tone. "Now let us speak with several of the survivors of this tragic event."
"All I remember before passing out was that I heard this extremely loud wailing which sounded like a baby crying before the fire started. The next thing I know I was outside here in the hands of the Amity Park medical staff. All I have to say is thank you Danny Phantom for getting me and my family out of that building alive." A young middle aged man said.
"I remember hearing a familiar crying as well, but I actually saw the cause of the flame which was a ghost baby. I will never forget that green fire which nearly killed us before passing out." A woman explained for Lancer Thunder took the mike back.
"There we have it. It seems we have a new threat, and it doesn't matter how old or young the ghosts are, the mass majority of them are a menace to us. Will this ghost strike again, or will our hero Danny Phantom stop it before it is too late? This is Lancer Thunder signing off." Lance Thunder replied before the screen went black.
As Danny watched the news about what happened earlier he couldn't help but sigh in discontent due to what happened earlier. While he wanted to try and place blame on someone he knew he couldn't no matter what the real reason Dakota was upset was. If it was due to the seeing Nightmarica gutting her victim that was both his and Sam's fault seeing as he listened to her and she suggested it. However, he was hoping it was due to the later which in any case no one would be at fault seeing as it was not known that Dakota was indeed claustrophobic.
Speaking of his best friend, it would seem that her attitude towards Ember and Skulker's baby wasn't as positive as it was when he first met her. She was insisting that they spank Dakota for her misbehaving which Danny wasn't having no matter what she did. Rocking the now sleeping Dakota in his arms Danny couldn't help but smile at the sleeping infant. Despite her 'bad' nature, like Sam, he couldn't stay angry with her. Seeing her opening up her little eyes and seeing Danny's smiling face Dakota couldn't help but smile as well.
'Sure you are moody, cranky, and have a cry that can rival my ghostly wail, but at the end of the day you are still just a baby. Sometime later I will take you to the park where I... Wow listen to myself. I am only 14 and already I am developing paternal instincts.' Danny thought to himself only to get an aw from his best friend.
"Sam I thought you didn't like Dakota and wanted to spank her for her accident in the movie theater." Danny said only for Sam to shake her head.
"Oh don't get me wrong. I still think she needs a spanking for burning down the movie theater. However, watching you take care of her, and seeing how quickly you are bonding with her is just so adorable." Sam admitted.
'If this is how he is with someone else's baby I can imagine how he will be with his own son or daughter.' Sam thought to herself as she handed Danny a baby bottle.
"It is a nutrient rich brand of soy milk that I made myself." Sam explained.
"There isn't any corn starch or chocolate within this is there Sam?" Danny asked getting a look from Sam. "Ember explained how Dakota is allergic to chocolate and cornstarch. I don't know what they will do to her, and quite frankly I don't want to find out." Danny explained only for Sam to shake actually chuckle.
"Oh god that must really suck to be allergic to chocolate. I mean chocolate is one of top sweets out there that is actually healthy for you." Sam explained as Danny fed Dakota the bottle Sam gave him.
"There are worse allergies you know. I mean what if you were actually allergic to all forms of plants?" Danny asked causing Sam to shudder at the thought.
"Don't even joke like that. I would pity anyone who didn't know the joys of being able to have a plant-based diet."
No sooner did Sam say this did she smell an extremely foul smell that almost caused the nose hairs in her nose to wilt and die. This didn't go unnoticed by Danny who was smelling stronger than Sam.
"Danny, I think you need to change the Dakota's diaper now." Sam said causing Danny to frown.
"Come on Sam I thought you were going to help me with this. Besides didn't you..."
"I don't think so Danny, while I don't mind helping you with that bad little girl I don't change stinky diapers!. You are going to have to learn how to change diapers if you..."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dakota wailed once again causing all the glass in Sam's room to break along with several of the onyx colored candles within the room.
"Sam, is that a baby crying in your room? Don't tell me are with that boy and you made a baby with him!" Pamela spat causing Sam to have a funny look on her face.
'Maybe sometime in the future I wouldn't mind, but now are you nuts? We are only 14! We are way too young to be having kids let alone...'
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Dakota screamed once again causing the foundation of the home to literally start shaking due to the loud ear piercing sound.
"Sam I am heading back to Skull Island before Dakota's wailing tears this place apart. See you later." Danny said as he and the wailing Dakota disappeared in a puff of green smoke just before Pamela and Jeremy walked in.
"Hello, haven't you ever heard of knocking before stepping into someone's room?" Sam asked with her hands on her hips.
"That is unimportant young lady, we heard a baby crying in here, and..."
"Are you nuts? I mean you saw me come into the house and I didn't have a baby in my hands." Sam explained cutting off Jeremy only for them to look at her room.
"Well that is true seeing as no baby could ever cry that loud. But that doesn't explain why your room looks like a hurricane hit it."
"I was looking for..." Sam never got the chance to finish her sentence as several pieces of the ceiling feel along with her onyx colored chandler falling and hitting Pamela on the head. This not only caused a lot of bleeding to happen due to opening a large gash on her head, but it also knocked her out cold.
"Pamela! My god now! Sam hurry up and call 911 now! We need to get your mother to a hospital Stat!" Jeremy screamed causing Sam to pull out her cellphone and dial 911.
'First the movie theater and now this. That child is a walking disaster!' Sam thought to herself not in the least happy.
In the middle of the African Serengeti
A man in his forties took careful aim at one of the animals in the plains. Remaining perfectly still the main squeezed the trigger and the bullet flew out of the chamber scoring a clean kill on the jackal he was stalking. Moving quickly towards the kill site the man smiled as he looked at his kill.
"I must admit I have missed the thrill of the hunt big time." The man said as he went through to process of cleaning his kill. "Hopefully, when she get's older I can teach Dakota the thrill of the hunt and we can have some father/daughter bonding time."
This didn't go unnoticed by a pair of baby blue eyes that watched the man with interest. As soon as he was finished cleaning the kill the person tap him on the shoulder only to get a green blade inches away from their jugular.
"While I am impressed that you were able to sneak up on me ma'am, in the near future don't do it again. I could have cut you head clear off your shoulders." The man explained only for woman to slightly frown.
"First don't call me ma'am it makes me fell old which I am not since I am 23. Second off I was very impressed with the way you took out that Jackal. You must be a very experienced hunter if you can not only do that but clean the kill flawlessly. Oh and by the way the name is Tammy." Tammy said smiling.
Skulker took a look a the woman and upon seeing her part of him was wishing her wasn't married. Tammy stood the height of 5 foot 11, had fiery red hair that went down past her butt, brown skin and had baby blue eyes. Her attire was a simple two piece African hunting outfit made of cheetah fur that did nothing to hide a figure that in his opinion could give Desiree a run for her money.
'You are married and you have a kid, you are married and you have a kid.' Skulker said to himself before turning to the young woman.
"Yeah I have been in the hunting game for a long... We are being stalked right now. I am guessing it is either the other Jackals who are upset about me killing their friend, or the other animals looking for the kill I just made." Skulker explained doing his best keep his eyes on Tammy's face.
No sooner did Skulker say this did several leopards came out of nowhere. However before the animals could get their target Skulker and Tammy skillfully shot several shots hitting each animal with a strong tranquiler dart causing each of the animals to fall into a deep sleep. Upon seeing Tammy in action Skulker couldn't help but smile.
"Wow I must say you are very skillful with that weapon of yours. Whoever taught you how to hunt was no slouch." Skulker said earning a smile from Tammy.
"That would be my father god rest his soul who was the greatest hunter who ever lived there. Though I think he pales in comparison to you." Tammy replied never letting her eyes leave Skulker. "Normally it would be against customs to do this, but if you aren't doing anything later we could go on a wild boar hunt. My tribe is low on..."
"You had me at the word hunt." Skulker said cutting her off. "It is actually nice to know that there is a woman out there that has beauty and good hunting skills. It is a shame that..." Skulker never got the chance to finish his sentence as Tammy decided to put his lips to better use.
As Tammy continued to kiss Skulker all the events of his life and afterlife flashed before his eyes. From the moment he died and became a ghost, to his wedding with Ember, and the birth of his daughter. When those two moments flashed through his mind Skulker grabbed Tammy's strong shoulders and held her at arms length from him.
"I am sorry Tammy, but we can't do this. I am married, and I have a kid. While I will admit both of them are a real pain in the butt to me, I can't cheat on my family. But even if that wasn't the case we would never work out." Skulker explained before hitting a button on his suit to reveal the real him.
Upon seeing the real Skulker however, instead of running away in fear Tammy actually stayed where he was. To say that Skulker was surprised was an understatement seeing as normal humans who interacted with him minus Danny and the ghost hunters would run away in fear of his appearance yet here she was standing right in front of him looking at the real him.
"To be honest I don't care if you are the ghost that Danny Phantom fights with contently. Anyone who can hunt as good as you is ok in my book. Though it is a shame you had to be married." Tammy said dejectedly. "Though that still doesn't mean I wouldn't mind having your company with me for my next..." Tammy never got the chance to finish her sentence as she noticed the plains were now on fire.
"Oh no that isn't good. Tammy I would advise you to run now before she kills you along with me." Skulker explained not wanting to see Tammy turned into charcoal grande.
No sooner did Skulker say this did a now glowing red eyed orange haired Ember Mclain appeared sending a stream of her flaming mane towards the duo.
"So just because I throw a concert instead of spending time with you, you think you can cheat on me with a cheap whore? After I am done kicking her ass, I will dismantle you metal limb by mental limb!" Ember hissed.
Firing foam bomb at the plains that were on fire Skulker scooped Tammy into his arms and activated his jet pack before taking off at full speed with an angry Ember Mclain right behind him. The later action on served to infuriate Ember even more.
'She does a rock concert and forgets about me and I let her see my anger without violence. I go on a hunt and meet someone who actually enjoys my company and skills and she goes postal. Oh well at least things can't get any worse.' Skulker thought to himself as he made himself and Tammy intangible just in time to go through a large mountain.
Skull island this exact moment
"I swear if you weren't a baby and didn't know any better I would swear you are... Ah gross!" Danny spat as Dakota fired a stream of as gold as the sun in Danny's face causing the little girl to giggle in response of his expression.
Danny seeing this happen made himself intangible so the piss on his face would fall right off. However, no sooner did Danny make himself tangible Dakota disappeared into a whirlwind of flames, and less than 2 seconds later a nasty brown substance splattered on Danny's head. When he heard the giggling coming from above Danny looked up to see the giggling Dakota bottomless above him.
'Great just what I needed to be used as a toilet by the baby I am babysitting.' Danny said to himself before he flew up and made himself and Dakota intangible causing the mess on them to fall right off.
While having one of his clones take hold of her the original prepared her new diaper. Being very careful Danny placed just a moderate amount of extra sensitive baby powder on the diaper while using a sensitive skin baby wipe to get rid of the remaining fecal matter he missed with his intangibility from Dakota's bottom. Then before she could get away Danny placed her in her diaper to who put up very little resistance before she once again closed her eyes and fell asleep.
'Just to make sure you aren't disturbed...' Danny thought to himself as he placed his phone on vibrate. 'I am a tired myself oh well on the upside I am off for the next two weeks so I won't have to worry about school getting in the way of babysitting.' Danny thought to himself before he looked for a crib to place her in.
'No wonder she cries up a storm in the middle of the night. Those cribs are so closed in and Dakota has claustrophobia.' Danny thought to himself as he placed Dakota in his arms while lying on his back. "Good night Dakota." Danny said quietly before like Dakota he drifted off into slumber land.
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