Yuuri Katsuki is Not a "Pure Bean"
Yuuri snorted half heatedly. He hated mornings… Like… Really, really hated mornings. His eyes burned with the heavy protesting weight of being open, and every inch of his being wanted to lay his head back down. Some mornings were worse than others.
Unfortunately, he had already opened his eyes, and that meant his fiancé knew he was awake.
"Morning, sunshine~!" he winked, probably awake for hours by then. Yuuri groaned and ran his hands over his eyes.
"Piss off, Victor."
He didn't have energy for anything else. Victor had fortunately gotten used to the real reason Yuuri avoided sleeping with him for so long, and remained chipper; the first few times Yuuri had replied to his "good morning" with "go to hell" he had started crying.
Now, he took mornings as an excellent opportunity to catch Yuuri off guard.
Katsuki Yuuri didn't curse. He didn't generally get upset with others… at least, he didn't show it. Victor took full opportunity of the horrible sailors mouth he knew Yuuri had and snuck in every opportunity for early mornings, clumsy moments, fixing computer issues and dealing with traffic as possible.
He happily cooed to Yuuri, who was growing more and more irritated with Victor's disgustingly sugary optimism so early and the fact that "why haven't you gotten me some goddamn coffee already?"
Victor was elated, gladly pouring a cup for the bundle of groans, regret and a mess of bed head defeatedly resting on the table.
"I love you you fuckin piece of fuckin shit." Yuuri mumbled. "You fuckin beautiful poof, sunniness burning my motherfucking eyes. Go fuck yourself, stop being so fucking happy so goddamn early. Cunt." Yuuri sipped his coffee, eyes fluttering and fighting their own weight.
Victor got a chill with an odd deja vu and a obscure and sudden resemblance to a kitten.
He dreaded to think of what Yurio would be like in the early morning.
"Listen you fucking cumslut!"
"No, you listen to me, you entitled asswipe!"
Victor and Otabek could only share a knowing horrified look as Yuri and Yuuri screamed at each other over a game of Chutes and Ladders.
"Did you just kick that child's ball away?"
"You should be glad I didn't kick that child."