TIME FOR A NEW DISCLAIMER EHM WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO OWN NARUTO SOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!SNIFF AND SORRY I TOOK SO GODDAMN LONG TO UPDATE!!!!!!! I'M NEVER THIS SLOW!!!!!!!!!! OH WELL ENJOY... THAT IS IF YOU DONT KILL ME FIRST!!

"You bastard!!!!"Naruto yelled as Minato sat there laughing."You let her go. She has nothing to do with this! Why the hell would you do this!" Minato stopped laughing and sighed"Well its obvious isnt it? I wanted you dead. Why else?"

"Well if you wanted me dead you wouldve killed me when I was a baby!!!!!!!!"

"Sasuke Im really sorry. I never meant to tell them." Sakura said trying not to wince the pain from her not yet healed wounds. Sasuke looked at her with sympathetic eyes, showed a smile then put his eyes to the road. Sasuke knew to damn well than to mess with her right now. As they walked into her apartment Sakura tokd him to sit on the couch. I have to tell him that Im pregnant. I cant keep this away from him forever. Sakura thought moving to the kitchen.

She got the tea and sat down next to Sasuke. "Um...Sasuke I have to tell you something...Well it goes like this you see...uhh well I-I-I Im three months p-p-pregnant. Sasuke please tell me that you dont hate me!!!!!" Sakura messed up the words. Sasuke sat there his face was in shock. She's pregnant with my child? Wow Im gunna be a dad. Sasuke thought and then he saw Sakuras worried face he wrapped his arms around her.

They stood like that for a while intill they heard a noise outside. Naruto smashed into the wall of Sakuras apartment building. Sasuke looked at the window and saw Naruto get up and wipe the blood from his face. Sakura stood in horror as Sasuke walked over to where Naruto was. He was pretty beat up. It looked like his right arm had been broken, but Sasuke wasnt sure. He looked up at Naruto's injurer and saw the face of a familiar lookin man.

"So, your the last of the Uchiha clan. Your brother has talked highly of you." Minato said. Sasuke looked at him for what seemed like an eternity, until Minato finally gave up and laughed. "You know something. when Itachi talked about you I imaginged a guy with huge muscles. But now I see that you're nothing than a failure. I mean look at you, you're nothing but skin and bones. I'm surprised that Tsunade let you back in the village." Sasuke was getting more pissed at every word Minato spoke. The anger was boiling inside him.

"Actually father, that's where you got it wrong. Tsunade isnt the hokage anymore. She's long dead. It so happens that I'm the new hokage. Heh, hey Sasuke. Why dont you let me handle this, you go back inside with Sakura." Naruto got up and held his arm, but miraculasly thanks to his fox, the broken arm wasnt broken no longer. Minato stood firm as if he wasnt going to be penatrated with any hit Naruto threw at him. "Looks like that fox did somehtign useful after all. It looks like you've gotten stronger. Now why dont we settle this once and for all.

Naruto and Minato get ready for a fight of both of their lives. Meanwhile Sasuke was back with Sakura and both were amazed. How could two people hate eachother so much? Let's not go into the whole Itachi and Sasuke thing okay. Naruto started the rasengan, and Minato just laughed...

WHEW!!!! OK OK OK, NOW I KNOW IT'S NOT ALOT BUT IT'S STILL WORTH IT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FOR C.A.M.E.O. THIS NEXT PART IS DEDICATED TO YOU...

PART 2 OF THE RANDOMNESS

NARUTO: Hey dad I have to tell you something.

MINATO: Hmm.. what is it son? Is it about the bridies and the beeses. Because I can give you that talk.

NARUTO: No, dad it's about-

JIRAIYA: Hey how's it goin?

NARUTO: Wait arent you dead?

JIRAIYA: Wait!! I'm dead??????!!!!!!!

SASUKE: Yes as of the manga chapter 382. Oh there you are Itachi, I needed to talk to you.

ITACHI: Oh what is it my littlest brother? You know I'm all ears.

SASUKE: Next chapter I'm asking Saukra t-

TEMARI: You can't talk about that right now. That's going to spoil averything!!!!!!

GAARA: I agree. Even one detail about the next chapter and you'll all die.

SASUKE: Ok, who let MR. Angst in here.

GAARA: Oh look who's talking emo boy.

SASUKE: Hey there's nothing wrong with being emo. It's just that no one likes an angsty gut all the time.

GAARA: Well no one likes an emo kid. Espeially one who's hing up on revenge.

ME: Ok, guys stop it. Fighting never solves anything.

GAARA: So says the gothey, punky chick. What in the hell is up with that?

ME: Fine forget what I sais earlier. This is personal. Time to kick ass!!!(pulls out chainsaw)

TEMARI: Why can't everything be normal?

ITACHI: I agree. Oh wait we forgot something?

MINATO: Oh yeah.

NARUTO: But what?

JIRAIYA: Ok I think that I'm the only one who can remember... hehem. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!