2. VIVA LA MEXICO
It's the morning of a new day. Asuka got dress and was ready to kiss her cousin's ass.
"OHHH---JIN!!!!!!!!!" she sings peeking her head around the corner.
"What now? Let me guess, a shopping trip?" Jin smirked.
"NO, I need your jet so I can go to Mexico and see the Zaibatsu…so can I?!" Asuka asked.
"Why? It isn't yours but you can see MY Zaibatsu if your big cousin let's you.' Eddy smirked.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURS?! IT'S MINE!!!" she screamed. She calmed down and talked in a low tone to Jin. "Please Jin, can I?"
"Hmm, so what do I get in return?" he asked. Eddy gave him a look then looked back at Asuka.
"Well, what do you give a rich man?" Asuka asked. Then she smiled and said, "A very handsome, cousin that's rich I might add."
"Asuka, doo-doo brown is not the right color for your lips…" Eddy sighed.
"Are you trying to call me a booty kisser?!" Asuka shouted.
'It sure seems that way…okay, you can use it—"
"YAY!!!!" Asuka shouted jumping for joy.
"But you have to wash my cars…" Jin smiled.
"Well you're gonna be busting your hump, see ya!" Eddy said leaving.
"YAH—WHAT?! Don't you mean one?" Asuka said confused.
"All 25 of them, then you can have the jet" he smiled folding his arms.
"Uhh, don't you mean two or at least three?" Asuka whined.
"All or nothing, I'm leaving now so I suggest you make up your mind now." He said walking out.
"Wait, the answer is yes!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted running after him.
King is in his apartment, asleep. Kikay and Armor King came busting into the door.
"King!!!!!!!!!!" they shouted. King hopped out of bed like a scared kitty.
"Que diantres? Are you two trying to give me a heart attack?!" King cried.
"Aww King!!!! You are so cute when you're scared!!!!!!!!!' Kikay cooed.
"Ohh Kikay…you never do this, what did Armor tell you to do?" King sighed.
"Nothing! I wanted to come, y'know, so I can help you find a partner!" Kikay smiled.
"Nuh uhn that's not what you said in the car, you said you wanted to come so you can see if he got a partner yet—OW!!!" Armor cried. He started rubbing right where Kikay punched him.
"Anyways, so did you find a partner yet?" Kikay asked batting her eyelashes.
"Sadly no, not yet. Do you have anyone?" King sighed looking at his friends.
"Well I do have one in mind, m—"
"OOH! OH! I know! I know! Come on get dressed!" Armor beamed.
"YOU INTERRUPTED ME ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kikay roared. She pushed Armor and he flew into the wall.
"I'll teach him for interrupting my love life!!!!!!!" Kikay thought. She walked away.
"OWWWooowwwww…..she must be on her time of the month…owww" Armor cried.
Kikay ran up and punched him in the face. She had a mean look on her face.
"Don't you ever talk about MY time of the month again, DO YOU HEAR ME?!" she threatened.
"Okay…" Armor whined. Kikay sighed and then left the apartment. She had a sad look on her face.
"Kikay, que pasa?" King asked his dear friend. She turned around and had a bothered look on her face.
"Leave me alone, King, you and Armor can do what you want, I just won't be a part of it." Kikay said running out.
"Yep, it's definitely her time…" Armor thought. A pink heel out of nowhere smacked him right in the face.
"I TOLD YOU ARMOR!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S TWO!!!!!!!!!!" Kikay shouted from outside.
"Okay, it's definitely not safe here! You got crazy girls throwing pink heels!!!!!!! You live in a bad neighborhood indeed." Armor yelled. King shook his head and got up.
Asuka finished washing Jin's last car. She sighed and then took off. She got to her bedroom and started to pack. Then Hwoarang walked in.
"What are you doing? You're not packing are you?" Hwoarang asked.
"Yep! I sure am!" Asuka smiled.
"Okay, so where are we going?" Hwoarang asked.
"What is this, 20Q? I'm going to the Zaibatsu in Mexico." Asuka said putting the emphasis on I'm.
"WHAT?! NO! WHY?!" Hwoarang shouted.
"So I can have the Zaibatsu in Mexico and spread nothing but good to the world—duh!" Asuka smiled.
"Yeah…no! THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!" Hwoarang yelled.
"And why not!" Asuka fired back.
"Because you can't leave without me!" he shouted.
"Don't you go with Lili?!" Asuka asked folding her arms.
"No! Her perfume is stronger than my grandmother's, but you just can't leave without telling us!" Hwoarang argued.
"I was going to tell you, as soon as I hopped on the pl—"
"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO LEAVE?!" Xiaoyu busted out.
"YEAH!!!!" Lili, Miharu and Christie agreed. They blocked the door.
"Guys! C'mon, let me explain!" Asuka pleaded.
"Oh you said enough! We heard everything—"
"Yeah!" Xiaoyu, Lili, and Miharu agreed.
"Even the part about Hwoarang saying Lili's perfume is stronger than his grandma's!!!!!" Christie shouted.
"Yeah—WHAT?!" Lili shouted. She ran over to Hwoarang and pushed him onto Asuka's bed and started punching him. "MY PERFUME IS NOT STRONG!!!!! YOUR BAD HYGINE IS!!!!" she shouted.
"Girl, you need to chillax! Now Asuka, why are you trying to leave without us?" Christie sighed.
"Oh c'mon Christie, I love you guys to death! Please, I just need to go by myself; I promise I'll come back." Asuka smiled hugging Christie.
"Let's see…if we DO let you go, you're probably gonna stay longer than you say you would!" Miharu stated.
Asuka laughed, "Who would I stay there for? Now come on, I gotta go." She held her arms out waiting for Miharu to hug her.
"Okay, you win today, c'mere." Miharu sighed. She hugged Asuka then stared at Hwoarang. WHAT THE HELL IS UP HWOARANG?! DON'T GET NO PERVY IDEAS ABOUT ME AND SUKA!!!" Miharu shouted. Asuka shared the evil glare with Miharu.
"WHAT?! I wasn't thinking about anything—"
"He's right, when does he think? Now Asuka since you're leaving I expect to receive a gift upon your return." Lili said giving her a hug.
"Okay, I'll bring you all one, now come here Xiao!" Asuka giggled.
"You must really wanna go 'cause I don't think I ever heard YOU giggle…" Xiaoyu sighed. Asuka made a sad face. Xiaoyu then rolled her eyes and gave her a hug.
"Thank you, okay Hwoary, it's your turn!" Asuka smiled.
"You goofy ass kid you—"
"How dare you talk about me?!" Xiaoyu huffed.
"Uhh, I was talking—I'm sorry, I guess…look Asuka, you need an adult!" Hwoarang said. He had a sweat drop.
"An adult? What the hell are you talking about? I'm a grown ass man!!!" Asuka shouted.
"You're a girl…"
"Oh yeah well it sounds better with man!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" Asuka huffed.
"Weird Al has nothing on your ass and if you wanna go THAT BAD--fine, be that way I'm not waiting for you when you come back!" Hwoarang yelled walking out. Everyone had a confuse look on their face.
"Sigh…I didn't want to make you guys hate me—I'm sorry! If you guys don't want me to go—then I just won't." Asuka sighed hanging her head low.
"No, you can go we…we just worry about you, 'kay?" Christie smiled.
"That's right! WE LOVE YOU CUZ WE ARE A FAMILY!!!!!" Xiaoyu shouted.
"Yeah…and you need to get our gifts! Don't think staying home is gonna keep you from getting me a gift." Lili said.
"Uhh…okay—YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!!! But what about Hwoarang?" Asuka sighed.
"Ah don't worry about him; he's just being a drama queen, that's all." Miharu laughed.
"I'm not a drama queen—HERE!" Hwoarang said grumpily. He folded his arms and had a smile on his face.
"What is this?" Asuka asked. She shook the box.
"Try opening it, moron." Hwoarang said irritated.
"Grr…OH! Hwoarang it's, it's—is this your teddy bear, Benji?" Asuka cried.
"Yeah, just something to remind you of—cut that out!" Hwoarang shrieked.
"Oh Hwoary!!!!!!!" the girls squealed. Lili pretended to wipe off a tear. Asuka grabbed Hwoarang and hugged him.
"I can never…hic...ever forget about you." Asuka cried.
"Oh c'mon! Knock it off!" Hwoarang cried. He tried squirming out of Asuka's arms, then sighed and gave up.
"Group hug family!" Xiaoyu giggled.
"YAY!" the girls agreed. They all gathered around Hwoarang and hugged him.
"AWW! I THOUGHT BEING AROUND ALL GIRLS WOULD BE SEXY—THIS IS DOWNRIGHT NASTY! YUCK! LET GO!" Hwoarang yelled. "YOU'RE FIGHTERS NOT THE CHICKS IN TEEN MOVIES!!!"
King and Armor are at the WWC (Women's Wrestling Center) looking for a gal to be King's partner.
"Boy, there sure are a lot of, uh, masculine females here." King said. He had a sweat drop on his head.
"Yeah, I know—ISN'T THIS GREAT?!" Armor shrieked with delight. King did an anime fall.
"Hola mijos, que pasa?!" a woman with a manly voice said. She gave them a wink. Armor and King gulped at the same time.
"Uh hello chica, what brings you over here—with us?" Armor said with a scared look.
"Well I came over here to see you; you wanna have a buena time? GRR!" she said flexing her muscles.
"Yikes!" King screamed.
"WAHOO HOO!!!!!" Armor shrieked. He jumped into King's arms and King dropped him on his head.
"Umm, I'm sorry but we're uninterested…" King smiled goofily. He started sweating when she had a displeased look on her face.
"Well fine then! You two were TOO SCRAWNY for me anyways!" she said walking off. Senora Loca was walking in their direction. She gave her a hi-five.
"WHOO, don't I know it!" she smiled evilly. She looked at Armor hiding behind King, shivering.
"Idiot." She scoffed. She rolled her eyes and looked at King.
"Well hello Miss Crazy, how are you?" King smiled.
"I was fine until I saw your ugly mask! So, do you have a pathetic gal for an excuse of a partner?" Loca asked folding her arms.
"Actually, I'd kill for that. The truth is…I don't have a partner." King sighed.
"Well may I suggest you get an extreme makeover, 'cuz the camera is gonna be in all of this!" she said rotating her hand around her face. She then laughed evilly.
"THAT'S MEAN! YOU—YOU—would you like to go out?" Armor asked batting his eyelashes.
"Ugh!" she scoffed walking off. King watched her walk off and Armor waved goodbye.
"So King, do you think she likes me?" Armor asked batting his eyelashes.
"Ugh…" King sighed shaking his head.
Asuka hopped off the jet and arrived at Mexico Airlines. There, she was greeted by one of Lili's old butlers, Charles.
"Hello Ms. Kazama, it's so nice to see you! Here, let me help you with your bags!" Charlie smiled. He grabbed her duffle bag and her suitcase.
"Hola Charles! Umm, you don't need to help me with that, I can do it myself." She smiled.
"You can stay in Miss Emily's penthouse back east; it's near the WNW Arena." He said handing her the bags.
"Thanks, so umm, can you put my bags in there? I'm gonna be in the arena." Asuka stated.
"Um okay, Miss Emily did say you were up for a fight, anytime, anywhere." He laughed.
"Well, I guess I do have a reputation…. (I'm gonna slam Lili when I get back!)" Asuka sighed. She had a huge sweat drop. "Well, let's go!"
King walked into the huge stadium and looked around at the place where he would have to defend his honor and his face. He sighed and climbed into the ring and sat down. He looked up at the ceiling. Marduk walked in.
"Well, well, why isn't it little King! How ya been Kingie?! Still pissed that I whooped your ass?!" Marduk smiled.
"Oh no! What the hell do you want?!" King said irritated.
"Money, fame, fortune and a sweet ass!" Marduk stated.
"Sorry I'd asked!" King sighed rolling his eyes.
"So what's eating you brother? Still trying to come out of the closet?" Marduk joked.
"Leave me the hell alone Marduk!!!" King roared.
"WELL FINE THEN! You don't deserve a fine, young stud like me in front of you anyways! Hmph! If ya looked like me then there wouldn't be a need to be sad!" Marduk said leaving.
King watched him walk away then laughed a hearty laugh. Meanwhile, Asuka wondered around outside the arena. Then a huge, tall, hairy man walked out one of the rooms. Her eyes widen with fear.
"(What the hell?! I'm afraid of everyday people but not demons or monsters?! What the hell is wrong with me?!)" Asuka thought to herself. She had an uneasy feeling and her face showed.
"Uh huh! Oh yeah baby, I see you getting all wide-eyed! You want some of that good ol' loving!" Marduk smiled.
"EXCUSE ME?!"
"Uh huh, that look doesn't lie! You want me to be all up in your sushi roll!" Marduk said thrusting his lower body in a back and forth motion.
"Eww, umm sorry, I'm the least bit interested. Now if you'll—"
"WHAT?! TURNING DOWN MY OFFER?! GRR! YOU'RE LUCKY I'D EVEN WASTED MY TIME TALKING TO YA!!!!!!" Marduk shouted.
"YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HAIRY ASS OUT MY WAY BEFORE YOU REGRET IT!" Asuka shouted.
Marduk got angry and then struck a punch at her. She dodged it and then kicked him in the face. King was getting ready to leave but then he heard a commotion outside. The wall collapsed and he looked down and saw Marduk's huge body lying on the ground right next to him. Asuka walked in and taunted Marduk.
"Hate to say I told ya so, big boy…." She cooed.
"Senorita, you did this?!" King asked. He had a sweat drop on his head for asking an rhetorical question.
"Well of course I did, it certainly wasn't a man!" she laughed.
"Right, it's strange though, I feel like I heard your voice before…" King said trailing off.
Asuka smiled and started humming the "Jeopardy" tune. King was still trying to figure it out.
"Ah Hah! You're that girl who called my phone the other day!" King roared.
"Ding! Ding! You're correct! And your prize is to tutor a beautiful, sweet Japanese girl!" she said.
"Great, where is she?!" King joked. Asuka did an anime fall. King's smile quickly turned to a frown.
He sighed "It was fun while it lasted but I must go."
"Oh yeah, where are you going?" Asuka asked.
"Y'know, children should stay in a child's place." King stated.
"Damn, and here I was trying to help." Asuka said rolling her eyes. "Look, I seriously need your help! Please help me, it'll do so much good for the world."
"I can't, unless you can help me find a partner—a female partner." King sighed.
"Uh hel-lo, what the hell you think you've been talking to?! I can be your partner in exchange you can be my Spanish tutor!" Asuka smiled.
"Yeah okay, but do you know the rules of wrestling? And do you know how to wrestle?" King asked.
"No, I didn't know there WAS rules and of course I do! I watched it before! No sweat for that part, you'll just have to tell me the rules, that's all." Asuka stated.
"Ugh! You make it sound so easy but I'm up for it!" King smiled. He held his hand out and she shook it.
"So when do we start?" Asuka asked.
"How about now—"
"Ah, you found a partner! A cute one too!" El Lobo said raising his eyebrows.
"You're not too bad yourself, if you'd shaved." Asuka said rolling her eyes.
King chuckled, "So what do you want, Lobo?"
El Lobo snapped out of it and answered, "To tell you that we have to reschedule the fight to the following week."
"Why, are you two scared?" King joked. Asuka laughed along with him.
"Actually no, Loca has to get her eyebrows waxed that day." El Lobo said with a sweat drop.
"Whatever, come on Asuka." King said grabbing her hands.
"Well hang on, you can go but she can stay." El Lobo said grabbing her other hand.
"EL LOBO!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!" Senora Loca yelled from afar.
"COMING!!!!!! YOU TWO ARE GOING DOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" El Lobo howled.
King and Asuka had a sweat drop on their head. El Lobo ran to Senora Loca's side.
"What a mook!" they sighed.
"So are you ready to go to La Cocina, The Kitchen, it's a Mexican restaurant." King said walking.
"Hmm, that sounds like a date?" Asuka said raising an eye brow.
"Call it what cha want mija, it's an idea. Now come on!" King said. He had a huge sweat drop. Asuka trailed behind him.
"I wanna go to La Cocina too!---UGHHH!!!!!" Marduk said weakly, passing out.
And that's chapter two. Chapter three is coming soon. See ya next time!