Sorry for not being able to update for awhile. Been busy with school.
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June's POV
It's been almost a week and three days since then akatsuki has been with us and I've enjoyed it. I thought it was really cute though how Serenity would always have Hidan, Deidara and Kisame on her. One of them was almost always in her shirt pocket. I liked her gang of misfits except for little perverted Hidan and Kisame at times. Serenity always hangs out with the unusual ones.
At the moment it was lunch and Ashton caught Hidan in her room when she was changing so Serenity and I decided to take matters into our own hands.
"We should soak him in pepper spray." Serenity yelled laughing evilly.
"No let's drowned him, the human body, if under enough pressure and without air, it will feel a extreme burn in the lungs," I suggested, "And since he's immortal he could stay there for an hour."
"Drown him in boiling water. And I know what to use as a weight. O Deidara and Kakuzu would also be happy to help," she laughed happily
"Ok, I got a plan," I smirked.
A half and hour, nine minutes went by, excuse my weird fascination with counting time.
"O Hida-kun come here I have a surprise you." Serenity chirped with Deidara in her pocket.
"What do you want woman?" Hidan asked walking towards her. Serenity got down on her stomach so she was face to face with him.
"I got you a present. It might have someone thing to do with Jashin though," Serenity said. "You can have it if you come with me," she said temptingly.
Hidan had this gleam in his eyes when she mentioned Jashin. "Sure I'll come," Hidan smirked. He jumped in her pocket and they headed out to the bathroom. When they entered the bathroom he asked "Why is June here?" "O because she helped prepare your gift."
"You ready for it?" I asked in repose he shook his head. "Ok. KAKUZU NOW!" and on cue Kakuzu came out of no where and used his threads to bound Hidan together. The previous time before I discovered a hammer in the garage. Hidan was bound to the thread and hammer.
I calmly opened the shower curtain to reveal the boiling water. "Put me down woman!" he screamed
Akatsuki POV
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Did anyone hear that? It kinda sounded like Hidan," Kisame asked scratching his head.
"Let him suffer," Sasori replied in amusement going back to resting.
Serenity's POV
I watched June plunk Hidan into the hot water. Revenge finally. But before I could continue there was a huge explosion of steam. The steam was very thick.
"What happe-" I didn't finish my sentence because I saw there in the bathtub stood a big, wet, Hidan. He slowly looked at him self just to make sure it was real then finally looked at me and said. "Your dead woman!"
"Haha hehe," I faked laughed and sweat dropped. "Let's be rash here." But it was sadly to late, he started chasing me around the house.
"Big Hidan bad! Do not upset Big Hidan!" I yelled when I ran into the living room with the rest of the akatsuki. "Hidan I was just kidding!"
"Pein-sama please don't let him hurt meee!" I yelled trying to hide by him but he was to small from stopping Hidan tackle me.
"How did Hidan become normal hmm!" Deidara replied still in my shirt pocket getting crushed.
"Stop this right now Hidan!" Pein barked at the top of his lungs. Hidan stopped and bowed his head. I stuck my tongue out at him and laughed.
"Tell me what happened. Now," Pein demanded glaring at me with his ringed eyes.
"Umm well you see umm I umm tried-" I was cut off by June who said "We were trying to drowning him in hot water," June stated calmly.
"June-chan shouldn't try to hurt Hidan. That might get her in trouble," Tobi said. "Well at least he's normal, again. If I wanted I could squash you. But no, I put up with you for a week." I blurted out shaking my fist.
"You insolent child-" Pein was cut off by Ashton, "You wanna be big short stuff or nah? I know Konan does. Don't you?" Konan nodded her head in agreement. "Come on you can be first Konan, besides, you probably fit into some of my stuff." Ashton headed over to Konan and offered her to step on her hand. She lifted her up and carried her to the bathroom.
"I personally think leader should go last," June said having this smug look on her face.
"Well... Chibis in the bathroom now!" I yelled marching up the stairs.
Everyone went into the bathroom up stairs and stepped in to the hot water. The first to go in was Konan followed by Sasori and Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Tobi and last but not least, the one and only Pein. Might I add Pain in the butt.
"Kisame, where are you?" I sang. "Over here." he chuckled. "I really want a shark hug." I ran over to him and wrap my arms and legs around him in a big hug. He was a pretty big guy. It was hard to get my arms around him, but never the less I did it.
"I like shark hugs!" I proclaimed still burying my face in his chest. He was pretty warm. "Haha, least I can do for you kid. I've been riding on your shoulder for a week," he replied. "Haven't had any action lightly. You could make some for me."
"Sorry to break up the love fest but I've been dying to beat a Deidara in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4," Ash said to me. She really did love her video games. "I also need to face Kisame, Hidan, and Itachi."
"Why me?" Itachi asked. "Because I made a bet with Kakuzu. So I'm gonna win, I don't feel like giving him 50 bucks," Ash said crunching her hand into a ball.
"I would prefer if I stayed up here to talk to Pein and Konan about future arrangements while you children play," June chuckled. "I agree," Pein stated with a nod of his head. "Okay," I giggled walking down the stairs letting her discuss more serious matters.
"I call facing Deidara first. I'm going to play as Sasori just so I can show you how eternal art is," Ash said arrogantly. "I like her," Sasori said in the background. So they started the game. Deidara picked himself of course. Before they were back to normal Deidara learned how to play from me and Ash. Even though the controls were hard for him because of how small he was he wasn't that bad.
"Get ready Deidara for you to meet your match!" Ashton yelled with a huge grin on her face. "O, this will be over as fast as my art goes bang hmm." Deidara replied even more arrogantly. "It's on like donkey kong!" I yelled.
Sadly the match went fast and Ashton won. Making a sad Deidara. He went to sulk in his imaginary emo comer. "Sasori my man. Will you stop bragging about your art un! Your clearly blind to true art yeah."
"Shut up brat! Art is an eternal beauty!" Sasori said angerly. I swear if this was an anime Deidara would have a vein popping from his head while everyone else sweat dropped. "Your turn Mr. Weasel!" Ash said.
"Hahaha!" Kisame burst out laughing from the nickname Aston gave him. I started rolling on the ground along with everyone else who did have a sense of humor. Ahh I'm so glad June got that box.
Itachi's POV 3rd
Itachi didn't like Ashton's nickname she had given to him. It was disrespectful, but his parents did have to name him weasel after all.
The game had started and he was allowed to play has any character he choose. He heard a few talking in the background and other cheering him or Ashton on.
He picked the 2nd hokage while Ashton picked Sasuke. This made Itachi slightly annoyed. "No hard feelings Mr. Weasel but I'm winning," Ashton bragged. She was a interesting one, but not as much as that June. She was diffrent.
The game started and in a flash Itachi's character was off. He wondered how this worked. There were many technological advances in their world but this was fascinating. The newest models of television here were outdated. 'Winner!' The screen read. He won already? Hmm, maybe this world wasn't that bad.
Ashton's POV
Stupid weasel. Showing his skills off to everyone. I'm just so- ahhhhh. Keep your cool Ashton. Classic Uchiha Poker Face.
"And the winner is Itachi!" Serenity yelled. "Guess the Uchiha man isn't that bad!" Hidan yelled. "I still think Ash should of won." Deidara debated. "Yay right Itachi won fair and square, he even beat Ash so that means he could beat you." Kisame yelled back.
"Pay up Ashton." Kakuzu said hastily. "O shut up gramps I'll give you your fifty bucks." I scolded. So I got up and dug in my wallet for fifty bucks. I took it out and handed him the dang money. "Here you go stupid miser." He took the money greedily and immediately started counting them.
When went back to take my seat I found Serenity in my spot begging me to play Hidan. Being the very nice cousin I am allowed her. Serenity played as Kakazu while Hidan played as himself. "Get ready Hidan, I'm about to whoop your but Kakazu style," Serenity said. "You try playing as that old man. He's so old, his age will catch up with him in the game!" Hidan yelled in response.
I took my seat by Kisame. I watched Mr. Evil for awhile act like an idiot. He was contemplating weather to poke the crap out of Deidara or not. I think it would be entertaining to watch Madara get beat up by Deidara.
"Serenity vs Hidan. My bets are on Serenity. Ready... START!" I yelled waiting for my cuz to whoop his butt. "Go Serenity. Hidan got nothing on you." I yelled from from my seat. The game was over fast.
And of course, Serenity won! And Hidan joined Deidara in the emo corner.
"Eat that Hidan," I yelled rubbing it in. "Ashton, as much as I did beat him, you shouldn't run it in, without me!" Serenity laughed.
"I'm new at this," he used has a excuse in his defense. Lame excuse if you ask me because Serenity, June, and I are all thinking the same thing "NOOB!" Serenity and I yelled in his face. Now, literally, we got up in his face and screamed noob.
"Hay Serenity, when are we going to get dinner? We've been playing video games for awhile," Kisame asked ruffling her hair. "Yay cuz I want dinner!" I yelled in return and soon almost everyone was chanting for food.
"Fine I'll make dinner and maybe a quick dessert that a certain weasel will like," Serenity said raising her eyebrow. "June! Serenity is making dinner, might want to come down!" I yelled. She came stomping down the stairs soon with Pein and Konan trailing her.
She went into the kitchen and started cooking. There was silence until Pein broke it, "Ashton, June we are very grateful for your hospitality but since we are 'normal' what will our sleeping arrangements be? And I'm sure the other members will not like to be in the form we first came here in."
"I think it's funny how you assume now that we're just going to let you stay here." I commented and Pein raised his brow at her. "Kidding, your welcome in our home. I'm sure you would like to keep usual partners together Tobi and Zetsu can sleep down here, you and Konan can take the guess bedroom. I'm sure you two would like you 'privacy'." I said suggestively.
"In my room I'll ummm, well I'll take jerk face idiot and Kakuzu. I'm sure we can torment Hidan together." I said looking at Kakazu. "Oi who you callin' jerk face?" Hidan yelled.
"Shes taking about you, that why she added the word idiot too." June snickered while Hidan was ranting in the background.
"GET IN HERE IF YOU WHAT YOUR FOOD." Serenity yelled loudly making a few wince.
Everybody filled into the kitchen and I grabbed MY CHIAR. June helped Serenity pass out dinner. Today we had delicious ramen. Now this was not the packaged kind. She put pork, seaweed, bamboo thingies. I forgot what there called but it looked pretty authentic.
"I thought you guys would like some authentic ramen to remind you of home." Serenity said sweetly. She's such a big sweetheart and softy.
"Arigato." The akatsuki said in union. "So is it good?" she asked with hope in her eyes. If we were in anime her eyes would be huge.
"Hai." they replied. "We all know not all of you are this polite when it comes to eating. We've seen you eat before at the table when we're gone." June said, "I don't care how you act only stop or dial it down when I say or leader or Konan." "Especially leader, I'm not in the mood to be headless." I said holding my neck.
Man we're all starting to call him leader. And it's only been a week. Well crap. "Heck yay this is delicious." Hidan yelled with a mouth full and from here everyone who was loud started talking. Even Itachi talked a little. At the end of dinner Serenity yelled "I GOT DESSERT AND THIS IS A CERTAIN WEASEL'S FAVORITE!" Serenity yelled. I swear, I swear I saw Itachi smile, a big smile for him when he saw Serenity bring out some dango. "Dango in the house," Serenity laughed passing out the dessert. Itachi snatched two dango off the plate right a way.
"How'd you know Itachi favorite food is dango?" Kisame said munching on a dango. "It's kinda creepy that you know that hmm," Deidara commented.
"No it's not. It's not creepy if I know Kisame's favorite food is shrimp and crap. And he dislikes shark fin stop. Or you Deidara likes boiled eggs or Pein likes grilled fish and stew," she said rubbing the back of her neck.
"When Serenity gets into some fandom she stalks the characters online," June commented. "She will find out their deepest darkest secrets, knowing everything about them. She will become ultimate stalker. If a strand of hair falls from them, she be all like. 'OMG IT SHALL BE MY MOST PRIZED POSITION.' Quote from Serenity." June sarcastically said making gestures.
"When she started to like the akatsuki she was all fangirl on them. By the way her favorite character is-" "That's none of your business. I had a fangirl moment with everyone haha hehe." Serenity said nervously rubbing the back of her head. "You know, lets watch a movie." Serenity said changing the subject. "Are movies the things on the screen hmm." Deidara asked.
"Yay, we can watch horror movie." I yelled, "We all know how much June loves horror movies." I said raising my eyebrows. "You know it's late so I'm going to go up stairs," June yawned.
"Is the baby scared?" I cooed talking like she was a baby. "You can't be that scared you tried hurting 3 different S ranked criminals on multiple occasions un." Deidara yelled.
"I'll go pop it in. Let's watch the one with Chucky, June loves that one." I said going into the living room to put it in. "No I'm sure. Why don't we watch umm umm, that movie, Matrix."
"June your watching the horror movie. Stop trying avoid it, accept your fate." Serenity chimed. "Fine, but for every time I scream I might punch someone but they can't hit back."
I went into the living room to put the thing in the thing. Yay I'm very good with descriptive words. Any ways when the movie started Serenity made popcorn.
"I love popcorn did you put butter in it?" I yelled/ asked Serenity. "Extra butter just for you." she sang.
"Now let's start this movie." I yelled
_During the movie_
"Ahhhhh!" June screamed followed by Deidara screaming from June slapping him.
"I hate that freaking doll. Ahh!" she screamed again punching Kisame this time.
"June calm down. It's just a movie." I said to 'try' to comfort her. She screamed again when Chucky laughed. She nearly jumped out of her chair and bumped in Itachi. He room fell silent.
"Sorry Itachi." June apologized quickly then screamed again. I know. She hated horrors.
"While doesn't the lady just punched tat doll," Hidan yelled shaking his fist. "Because evil warlocks gave him that power hoping he would take over the world," she said causally.
"Shh." So far I haven't talked to him much but Zetsu shushed her. He's so quiet, but both of his sides actually shushed her.
I quickly got my phone out and took a picture of June in the middle of screaming and trying to punch Serenity. Everyone looks dead calm except for June screaming, Serenity jumping and 'trying' to avoid the punch.
I love these guys.
June's POV
It was bad enough I had to watch that certain entertainment genre and punch Itachi. But fate hates me.
I came up stairs to rest early. I had been tired out from the entertainment today. Everyone was down stairs talking, or almost everyone. Tobi was at the end of the hallway with one light on him. It reminded my of a horror movie.
"O, hi Tobi what are you doing up here," I asked quiet and kindly. There was no reply from him he just stood there. Silence was heard for a minute and 6 seconds. 7 seconds, eight seconds.
"Does June-chan know who Tobi is?" he asked. "What do you mean? I know your Tobi and Tobi's a good boy." I lied with a fake laugh.
"Tobi what do yo-" I was cut off when he raced at me with ninja speed and held me by the neck and pinned me to the wall.
"Don't lie to my girl. You will tell nobody of this," he threatened using a dark sinister voice. The voice he used to impersonate Madara. Ashton told me about this.
"I could kill you now and your friends and just go look for someone else to help us who don't know my secrets," he whispered harshly gripping tighter around my neck.
I did the only thing I could think of, talk back. Yes I know stupid. But I couldn't let him have the upper hand. I couldn't let him know I was scared of him.
I looked him in the eye. Emotion drained from my face. I could kick, I couldn't scream, or I'd be dead.
"Kill me," I challenged, he was taken back by this comment. "Ashton and Serenity would notice right away, there both in the kitchen, so logically they have access to cold water. I figured that reverses the change since hot water turns you normal. Then they would just squash you or send you somewhere desolate and watch you fend for you little lives after they sprayed you with cold water. Plus what if I didn't know who you really were? You would have just revealed yourself to me. Your so paranoid and insecure, afraid of three civilian girls."
"You have guts girl. But keep it to yourself. I assume I can put my trust in you." And then he let go of me and I dropped to the ground with a thud.
I knew what he was trying to do. He wagered the risk. Madara was trying to install fear into me.
Ashton and Serenity came up immediately after I it the floor. They worried over me and checked to s if I was fine. "Tobi saw June-chan trip and he tried to help her up'" Tobi defended. "It's ok Tobi I understand, come here I need to tell you why June trips a lot ok?" Ashton said with a sweet smile.
"Ok. Tobi is aa good boy," he replied in a mocking tone I hate so much. She lead him over with Serenity. They were up to something.
"Tobi June trips a lot because-" she didn't finish. She slammed his head against the wall. I could tell the great Uchiha was in shock. Ashton lifted her leg and dropped kicked him, but now he caught on. "If you touch her again I'll murder you!"
"Don't you ever touch June you idiot!" she yelled. Serenity hurried off somewhere while Madara grabbed Ashton's arm and flipped her over himself, slamming her to the ground.
"You disrespectful-" Serenity reappeared, dumping a bucket of cold water over him.
Ashton laughed. "Now listen here Madara you dare try something Iike that again and you'll regret it. All it takes is 1 sentence and it's all over for you. I won't bother you if you don't bother June," Ashton said, her voice going cold. Enough to compete with Madara's voice.
"Child learn your place like I said ear-" "No, shut up or I'll- I'll, kill you," Ashton said coldly startling him. "Ashton' please," Serenity begged.
"Your also lucky I'm not going to do anything else," she said. "I'm sorry Madara for Ashton," she apologized, "but if you do that again, I won't be able to hold her back."
Serenity laughed and skipped down stairs.
"Your staying like this the night," Ashton said then throwing him on the floor. After June came running to me. Ashton started shaking from rage.
"You will regret this," Madara threatened, but we ignored him.
We went into my room and I started crying. "I was scared, I didn't want to die," I cried hugging Ashton. "I was scared too," she said holding my cheeks.
Her thumb gently wiped away tears from my face. Ashton, I could tell, was furious even though she was being gentle with me. "You were brave June. We'll make it through," she said holding me close. I was scared for myself, scared for us three.
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