Sorry for the long wait, I've been busy with detention and such. I'm such a terrible person.

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Chibi in a Box chapter 4
What to do on family fun days

Serenity's POV

I skipped down stairs to tell everyone that all the noise was Ashton and I wrestling, they all seemed to excepted the lie quickly and I went up stairs to my room. I was really tired.

I entered the room to find Sasori and Deidara. "What are you doing in here?" I asked with confusion written all over my face.

"We're in your room for sleeping arrangements," Sasori replied dully.

"Whatever." I replied still worked up from what happened with June.

I started changing into my PJ's when I saw Deidara and Sasori turn face first in the wall turning red.

"Why you guys acting weird?" I asked again with confusion written everywhere on my face still.

"Serenity why don't you change into your night wear somewhere else hmm?" Deidara asked.

I didn't get the big deal though. "Why? It's not like I care," I said while finishing up changing.

"Anyways my bed's a queen, Deidara can get one side of the bed and I'll get the other. Sasori you do whatever since your a puppet and all. If you want I have some books on my shelf and you can sit in my warm chair for the night," I said with a fake smile.

Man was I tired and stressed. So I flopped down on my bed and fell asleep. "Night Dei Night Sasori," I mumbled then fell asleep into darkness.

Deidara's POV 3rd

Deidara waited till Serenity was asleep to talk to his Danna. He wanted to ask him about this world, it seemed so weird in his opinion. Deidara thought in his world they knew everything but now they have a lot more to learn. .

"Danna, what do you think about this world hmm?" the blond asked knowing for sure Serenity was asleep.

"Brat, even I don't know yet. So many knew views of art and inventions are here," Sasori Danna replied.

"Hay umm Danna yeah," Deidara said.

"What?" Sasori asked grumpily.

"Why have you been eating and sleeping un? I thought you were a puppet yeah?" he asked questionably. "Deidara," he heard Serenity softly ask reaching out her hand and gently grabbing his

"Yay hmm." Deidara asked.

"Can you do me a favor?" she asked quietly.

She looked so vulnerable and gentle until she said. "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep! It's bad enough I have to get up early and make breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a bunch of slobs!" she scolded squeezing his hand tightly.

It felt like she was going to rip it off. Sasori just chuckled at this, O how Sasori enjoyed Deidara's suffering.

"Go to sleep brats," Sasori scolded. "Yes I'm an official brat to Sasori," Serenity said softly then drifted back to sleep as Deidara did the same.

June's POV

I love mornings. The birds chirp and sun shines with the morning dew. I love it especially when you wake up to cuddling weasel. I slowly opened my eyes to see myself snuggled up to Itachi and his arms wrapped around my waist. I'm one of those people who latch on to the nearest thing and it seems Itachi is a similar person. I slowly tried to free myself but his grip was pretty iron. Then Kisame woke up and looked right at me.

"Help me," I whispered to him. "No way," he whispered back and quietly left the room.

20 minutes and thirty seconds passed of time the think. Until I was interrupted.

"June are you awake?" I head a voice say.

"Yes." I whispered, "help me."

A head popped in the door way to reveal Serenity. I was so doomed.

"O so you're cuddling I'll leave-" "No. Help, he won't let go." I whisper yelled cutting her off. "Help. Now," I demanded.

"Fine," Serenity said grudgingly.

She slowly approached and whispered "Prepare to be free." And she did the dumbest thing, she jumped on top of him. Itachi let go of me but pinned Serenity to the wall.

"June be free!" she yelled as Itachi pushed her into the wall further. Itachi is officially not a morning person.

"Serenity I enjoy your hospitality, but never, never wake me up like that again," he threatened with his eyes going into his sharingan, spinning at a fast rate.

"Blame June, she wanted me to rescue her from your iron grip. IfI didn't she will kill me with lasers and fire," Serenity said loudly. He let go of her and climbed back into my bed. Never wake Itachi up.

"Come one June we need to go eat then exercise," Serenity said running away from Itachi.

"You have training facility?" Itachi asked eager to train.

"No, but we have like training stuff. I go down there to practice hardcore dance. June loves fencing so she's practices that down there and Ashton kick boxes and does regular boxing," she explained.

"I would like to join you," he replied.

"Whatever. Serenity get me food," I said then going to to the downstairs.

I went into the kitchen to see Serenity had all ready prepared me a breakfast. I pancake breakfast at that.

An exact five minutes eating went by till I decided I was done.

I went into the living room to see Pein and Konan on the couch eating. Zetsu talking to himself again. Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame trying to figure out if they could scare Serenity when she comes down. Ashton talking to Tobi. And I think Sasori, Itachi, Kakazu, and Serenity were upstairs. So I decided to go talk to Pein and Konan.

"So how do you guys like it here?" I asked. "It's... unique." Konan replied nudging Pein. He slightly coughed and said "Yes it is particularly distinct but we would like to find a jutsu to return home."

"I understand. But I was wondering if you would allow your members to go places with us. Like for example the summer carnival. Since the end of summer is coming I would like to go. It's a tradition we have."

"I would disagree with your decision. We still do not know if we can trust you," he replied calmly. "

"What do you mean that you can't trust us. We have 10 S ranked criminals in OUR house. What do you mean you can't trust us?" I questioned.

"Pein we should go to that," Konan suggested. Pein looked at his partner and sighed. "I will contemplate it," Pein replied back.

"Attention ladies and gentlemen." Serenity announced.

"I would now like to play some songs that represent certain akatsuki members! The first one goes out to Deidara!" she yelled.

Ha! This can only mean one thing.

"~Dude looks like a lady~" the iPod sung.

Yup that song. Deidara got red in the face. "I am a man!" Deidara shouted.

"Technically you're a boy still. You're only 16," I smirked. Deidara got redder in the face and sat down by Sasori.

I laughed my head off and joined in on the karaoke. Serenity, Ashton and I jumped up onto the table and started singing even louder pointing to Deidara.

A few other songs went by for other members like 'I'm Blue' for Kisame, 'Puppet' by simplu for Sasori, 'Pain' by Three Days of Grace, 'Weasel Stomping Day' by Weird Al for Itachi, and 'If I was a Rich Girl' for Kakazu when he came down.

"For gods sake I'm a guys hm!" Deidara raged.

"I did not enjoy that song," Itachi deadpanned.

"Brat what was that song?" Sasori asked. "That was a song to you Danna," Serenity replied.

"Don't call me that," Sasori grumbled.

"But I'm an official brat therefore I have to call you Danna. Dei doesn't mind if he shares," Serenity said and Sasori just shook his head. "Omg we need to show them fan animations!" Ashton yelled.

"Show them the akatsuki sailor song!" Serenity yelled marching singing the chorus. Ashton connected her iPhone to the computer and typed in akatsuki sailor song. The song started and all the akatsuki had a WTH face.

_till song was over_

"Why did I sound like I girl?" Itachi asked with a hint of confusion in his voice.

"Why are my members doing that?" Pein asked looking at Konan. "I'm not a girl hmm!" Deidara pouted.

"Show them akatsuki convenient store." I suggested trying not to laugh anymore.

"There is another on of those disturbing videos?" Itachi asked.

"This is the Internet my dear friend there are many messed up things. Just be happy I am not showing you a yaoi or lemon," I chuckled.

_till end_

There reactions were priceless. Through out the whole video there face drained of color when they popped up.

"I do not read that kind of literature Konan." I heard Pein say in the background.

"Tobi wants to go on an adventure like Tobi did in the show!" Madara yelled. I hate him so much.

"Ok, ok as funny as that was let's move on. Anybody up for some DDR?" Serenity asked with a grin.

"Why not," Ashton said.

"I'll try it yeah'" Deidara said.

Serenity grinned and laughed. "This can be like family fun day! I mean we're not a family yet, I mean probably not ever, but if-" "Serenity stop embarrassing youself, this is hard to watch," Ashton said cutting her off.

"Good luck beating Serenity at this game guys. She breathes and sleeps anything dance," I commented. It was true even when we play spar all her fighting techniques are based of dance moves.

"Ten bucks say I do it ( yeah )!" Deidara, Hidan and Kisame yelled.

"Boys let me show you how it's done. But first I want Hidan to face me," Serenity said with confidence.

Hidan ran up to the electronic pad immediately and Serenity asked "What do you want easy or medium." "Give me hard baby. I gonna win this one!" He yelled pumping his fist in the air.

"Ok I've put it on hard mode. Ready... GO!" Serenity screamed.

There feet were flying. Serenity was going to town while Hidan was struggling. She was getting all perfect, while Hidan on the other hand was failing.

And exactly 2 minutes and 43 second Ashton spoke up.

"I think we all agree Serenity won this one," Ash stated. Hidan was huffing and puffing while Serenity just had hers signature grin. "That not fair!" Hidan yelled.

"Ok I'm up next and I'm facing... Zetsu," I said pointing to the plant man. Everyone stared at me questions why I would pick him. "Zetsu come on please," I pleaded.

"Sure we'll play," Zetsu white half says. "Where S ranked criminals. We still have our dignity," Zetsu's darker half replied. "It'll be fun. We'll do it," The nicer half replied.

We went up to the dance boards and got ready. "What do you want, easy, medium, or easy?" I asked.

"I don't mind whatever you would like." Zetsu's white side said. "Pff, whatever," his other side replied.

"Ok let's do medium. I'm not as good as Serenity but I'll try," I said prepping myself for the dance off.

I set it on medium and the song started. To my surprise Zetsu was pretty good, but I refused to lose to a plant man. He moved furiously and in the end I sadly lost to a plant man.

"Yay Zetsu!" Ash yelled.

"I never knew you could dance," Serenity cheered.

I was so embrassed I lost to Zetsu.

I few other people went up like Itachi, Kakazu, and Pein. Yes I did say Pein. The leader of a proud criminal organization playing and dace game with civilian girls from another dimension is entertaining.

Konan convinced him and I do have to admit Pein was amazing at this game. He went up against Serenity and it was close to a tie. Serenity won by like 1 point. He wasn't the leader of the akatsuki for nothing.

"I'm all danced out Serenity. Let's play something else," I said into between pants.

"Aww," Serenity pouted. "Fine, then what do you want to play?"

"Why don't we play truth or dare," I suggested.

"Aw, fine. But everyone has to play," Serenity pouted.

"Since you guys don't know how to play I'll show you. Ash truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare," she said with excitement in her eyes.

"Now a dare is exactly what it sounds like. You can't make her do something umm you know inappropriate or something that will hurt her to bad. Ok now that that's over I dare you to sit on Kakazu's lap for 10 minutes," I said with my signature smirk. Kakazu scooted away slightly at hearing this. Ashton slowly got up and plopped her self on him.

"Sorry gramps," Ashton whispered to him.

"Well it's my turn now. Deidara truth or dare?" she asked. "Either way he's in for it," Serenity said trying to suppress laughter.

"Dare un," he replied smugly.

Serenity, Ashton and I tried muffling our laughter with our hands. "What's so funny hmm?" He asked impatiently. "Ok ok. I dare you so kiss you hand. The part with the mouth," Ashton said in between giggles. The rest of the akatsuki with a sense of humor were trying not to laugh as well.

"What yeah!" Deidara exclaimed, "what if I don't?" he asked arrogantly. "I will unleash all of Serenity's fangirlism on you!" Ashton replied laughing evily.

Deidara just turned red and did the deed. He was bright red. Sasori was smirking at the blond's suffering Sasori was hiding laughter behind his hand. I was never going to let this one down. I'm glad I took a picture.

"There I did it hmm. Danna truth or dare un?" he asked still red from the 'previous events'.

"Truth," Sasori replied rolling his eyes.

"Did you make yourself more attractive when you turned yourself into a puppet yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Yes. June truth or dare?" he said impatiently. "Bring it puppet wanna be. Dare!" I said confidently. I played with Serenity and Ash, I can take anything.

"I dare you to tell us who your favorite Akatsuki member is," he stated with a smug smirk. I turned beat red. "Umm. It's umm you know It- Itach- Itachi." I stuttered.

"Serenity truth or dare?" I asked still avoiding glances from Itachi.

"Dare," she exclaimed arrogantly.

Bad idea. "Serenity I dare you to stay silent for 5 minutes, everytime you talk, five dollars to Kakuzu."

Serenity pouted and crossed her arms.

"Kisame truth or dare?" Serenity asked. "Crap!" she yelled. "I'm sorry!" She then clamped her hand over her mouth and reached in her pokey to grab 15 dollars to give to Kakuzu. Serenity then took out her phone.

She typed something up and gave it to Ashton. "Kisame truth or dare?" Ashton read. "Dare. Give me something with violence," he cackled. Such a lovable shark.

"Sorry shark bud, but it's the opposite. Repeat after me. I am a nice shark," Ashton said putting her right hand on her heart and left hand up in the air.

"I am a nice shark," Kisame repeated.

"Fish are friends not food," Serenity said proudly.

"Fish are friends not food," Kisame repeated with a hint of sadness in his voice. I can't believe I videoed this. I can't wait till I look back at this.

"Why did I have to do that?" Kisame asked.

"For my entertainment." Serenity giggled. "Darn it!" she yelled

The game continued for about a half an hour. Kisame ended up daring Itachi to smile a ridiculous smile. He hesitated at first but still did. Serenity busted out in laugher along with a few others. Ashton got the picture. After that he dared Hidan to talk quietly and ever time he raised his voice he had to give a dollar to Kakuzu. Hidan then dared Pein to kiss Konan. We also got a picture of that.

"Last one Kakuzu truth or dare?" I asked.

"Dare," he grumbled.

"Is it time?" Ashton whispered and I nodded my head. "Serenity get the lighter, Ashtkn get 'you know what,'" I commanded and they were off in a flash.

"Kakuzu I dare you to sit through this without coming in a 6 foot radius of us or attacking us," I said.

Serenity and Ashton raced into the room with the lighter and fake money.

"Serenity light it," I ordered.

"Kay," she exclaimed turning once lighter

"I'll hold it," Ashton said putting the money over the fire to watch it burn.

"This my miser friend is a 100 dollar bill," Ashton said holding up the bill. Kakuzu eyes widened. Ashton burnt the bill and smiled.

Kakuzu was stiff then clenched his fist together, Hidan was rolling around on the ground laughing his head of. Kakuzu was quiet for the rest of then hour.

After the game it was lunch. Serenity wanted somebody to help her cook so Konan volunteered. She made sushi rolls and ramen. After that we just spent the day watching funny videos and watching movies. Itachi was fond of movies like Star Wars and Star Trek along with Pein, Kisame liked comedy and thriller/action along with Deidara. Kakazu was interested in real life movies same with Zetsu. Konan kind of liked the Disney movies and Tobi did to. Hidan liked thrillers and horror and surprisingly Sasori didn't mind watching any of them except for Pinocchio. He hated that one, Sasori thought it was disrespectful.

"You know what?" Serenity asked randomly.

"What?" I asked. It was late at night now and I was not in the mood to do anything ridiculous.

"We need to get you guys some clothes. You've been stuck with the same ones for a while. So we're going to the mall tomorrow," Serenity said.

"Your right. That's an actual good idea." Ashton commented.

"What's a mall?" Tobi asked. "It's a place where aliens clone people then eat them," I said sarcastically.

"Silly June, it's a place where people by clothes and other stuff," Serenity relied.

"And how are you planning on paying for this?" Kakazu asked counting his money.

"Um we're paying for them," Ashton said.

"I'm getting tired," Serenity commented "just one more movie," she said from her spot between Hidan and Pein.

"I'm going up to bed," I said getting up from my spot. "I will accompany you," Itachi stated. "Whatever."

Itachi followed me upstairs to my room. I opened the door to my room and plopped on my bed.

"Come here," I said pulling out my phone.

"I wanna take a picture with you." I aimed the camera up and took the picture. Itachi had this passive face with a small smile tugging at the end of his mouth. I had a small smile looking at him.

"That's a keeper," I said looking at the picture.

"Why do you always take pictures?" he asked looking at the picture.

"Because I love looking back. Reminds me of good times."

I turned my phone to video and started it, "So Mr. Weasel why are you asking? Are you trying to get more information on me? Or are you planning my murder while you make small talk?" I wondered aloud still continuing the video. He made this confused face then smirked.

"Why yes, I am planning your murder at this very moment, I'm deciding weather to use sharingon or let Hidan at you," he mocked.

"Guess the Uchiha likes the camera," I commented holding it closer to his face.

"You should really say goodbye to the camera," I suggested. He just slowly waved and smirked. I turned the video off and started to laugh.

"Man I love you guys. Your all so much fun," I thought aloud.

"This world is quaint. I've taking a liking to it," Itachi replied.

"So I've been meaning to ask, do you need glasses for your vision? Or is your sickness terminal?" I asked. He coughed and smiled a bit.

"No, I do not need glasses. My sickness hasn't gotten any better but seems to be stabilized," he replied sitting on my bed.

"O, I'm sorry for asking. Umm one more thing what is it like?" I asked curiously.

"What's, what like?" he asked in confusion. "To be a ninja, I want to fly through the trees, I want to feel like I'm flying"

"It's accelerating. The wind in you face is fantastic," he said with a sparkle in his eyes. I could tell he loved it. He continued telling me about his adventures for an hour or so. I actually stopped counting for that time. I don't know why, but I did.

"Well I'm going to bed now. Sleep tight," I said turning the lights off. He then decided to plop onto the bed loudly scaring the crap out of me.

"Stupid weasel," I muttered then fell asleep.


June and Itachi are so cute.

How'd you like it? I have way more planned out, if you want anything done just review on it. BYE.