Hello ccdancer here again. I'm here with another chapter! Hope you enjoy it. I have already planned out the next few chapters so Ill be updating again soon.
Chibi in a Box Chapter 5
What to do when going to the mall we go!
Ashton's POV
It's been awhile since my point of view hasn't it? Well I tell the story better, so let me begin. After June left to make out with Itachi or something Serenity fell asleep on Pein.
"Umm," Pein hummed looking at me.
"O Serenity. She tends to sleep on whatever she pleases, or whoever, in this case," I said pointing to her.
He used his force power a little bit to hover her head off his shoulder and move it over to Hidan who was already asleep.
"I'm going up to bed. Kakuzu you gonna drag Hidan upstairs or leave him with my cuz?" I asked heading up the stairs.
"I'll leave him here," he said with a chuckle.
"You can get my bed I'll sleep on the floor," I flatly stated.
So we left Hidan and Serenity on the couch, Pein and Konan went to the guest room. Zetsu was doing... something and Tobi was probably stalking me or Madara. You got to love Mr. Evil.
I blew up the air mattress and got ready for bed. Just like Serenity I don't care who's looking when I change unlike June. Kakuzu turned around right away.
"What?" I asked, "if your worried about that I don't care, anyways I'm done," I said laying in my bed.
"So gramps, what was your biggest bounty?" I asked out of curiosity. "Why are you asking?" Kakuzu replied.
"I'm curious," I said propping my back up onto the pillow.
"Well curiosity killed the cat," he said.
"The cat has nine lives," I replied back with a smirk. "How many lives does it take for the cat to stop being curious?" he questioned.
"Touché," I replied back.
"Well I will get off my bed so you can sleep on it. Night gramps." "Don't call me that, that makes me feel old," he replied grumpily. "Put you are old gramps."
"Just go to sleep," he said. "Whatever."
_the morning_
When I woke, I found out I was the first. I went to go check on everyone else then go down stairs.
I slowly tip toes down stairs to see Serenity and Hidan sleeping on each other on the couch. I couldn't help myself, I had to take a picture. I walked into the kitchen to make everyone breakfast since Serenity wouldn't be up for awhile. 'I wonder if Zetsus up.' I thought. And if on que he appeared.
"Hay Zetsu, what's up." I asked casually.
"Nothing much how bout you?" Zetsu's white half said.
"I'm good. Wanna help me make breakfast?" I asked taking out the needed supplies. "No-" Zetsu's dark half was interrupted by the white "Yes we will."
"Ok I'm making egg and bacon. Don't worry, you get the majority of meat." I said, I knew he lived his meats.
I got the coffee and let it brew for awhile. I was told Pein loves his coffee. The sad thing is he relies on someone else to make it.
I hummed softly as I made the food. He fried the bacon and I cooked the eggs. He also laid out the plates and silverware for me.
"Finally, I'm done," I whispered to myself. "Should I get the other?" black Zetsu asked. "Nah, I got it."
I smiled at him before take a deep breath.
"IF YOU WANT FOOD GET DOWN HERE! JUNE STOP CUDDLING ITACHI, SERENITY STOP SLEEPING ON HIDAN!" Zetsu covered his ears at my loud tone and winced.
"GET OFF ME!" I heard Serenity yell.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE ON ME WOMAN!" Hidan yelled back.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Serenity yelled.
Pein and Konan entered the room with tired looking faces. He looked like he was about to doze off while Konan had smeared makeup.
"Was it necessary to scream?" Pein asked tiredly.
"Yes it was, otherwise I would have to go into each of your rooms and ask politely for all you to get up. That's to much work. O,mI got your coffee ready," I said getting his coffee out.
"Here you go leader," I said with a small solute.
"Konan I made you some coffee to, I know you're not like Pein-sama so please pour it yourself," I said happily.
"Thank you," she said taking the beverage from the counter. "Umm, have you ever went shopping back in your world?" I asked
"No, has a ninja you don't really have time for it. I also need to keep my identity safe from potential enemies or threats," she commented.
"Well you're in luck, because today we're going shopping! I'm not a very girly person myself but I do like to go shopping." I said, and Pein just stared at me with the 'really' face.
"Really?" Konan asked looking at me with hope.
"Yup, you can get practically anything you want. Just as long as it's in a good price range." I added.
Konan smiled and looked at Pein with excited eyes. We sat in silence before the others came down until I broke the silence.
I took out my phone and said "Pein, Konan come here." I stated. I aimed the phone above is a took a picture. "Thanks I really wanted to take a picture."
"Why do you even take pictures?" Pein asked taking a sip of his coffee.
"You see God, they're for memories. One day we're going to look back at these and laugh, " I said with a laugh. I went on to pandora and turned on my Beyoncé radio.
Let's just say that is my favorite of all time singer. If you don't like her, go sit in a hole, you deserve it?
"Good morning Ash," Serenity said skipping in the room taking a seat at the table.
"Morn'in cuz," I exchanging her greeting.
"Morning Ash," June said slouching into her chair.
"Morn'in" I replied back.
"So did you guys enjoy your morning snuggle?" I teased hugging myself.
"Why yes, yes I did. You're just jealous because I got to cuddle a good looking weasel and that good looking weasel didn't move nor struggle. He cuddled back," she replied as Itachi entered the room.
"Good morning my friend," Serenity greeted Itachi. But all he did was dip his head in acknowledgement.
"Itachi today we're going to the store. Do you mind if a get you a weasel shirt and one that's says 'Awesomeness is Right Here.'?" she asked.
Itachi just dipped his head and got some coffee. I could tell he did not like mornings. Then Sasori and Dei entered the room and took their seats at the table.
"Hi Danna, Dei," Serenity greeted hugging the two. "Sleep well Pinocchio?" June teased.
"Ha ha, very funny. Did you have a good snuggle?" Sasori said smugly.
"How do you know about that?" June demanded. "Kisame told me," he replied back and Kisame walked into the room with no problem.
"Speak of the devil," June growled.
"What's wrong with her?" Kisame asked pointing to June.
"Someone told her secret," I sang, "Kisame, that was you who told the secret. No fighting in the kitchen so take your seat. We're waiting on Kakuzu, Zetsu, Tobi and Hidan. Zetsu disappeared again," I said.
"Serenity go get them." June commanded
"I'm right on it," Serenity agreed and she ran out of the room to find the others.
"So everyone who didn't hear, we're going to the mall today," June said.
"You will also be able to get some stuff of your choice, like for example fireworks."
"FIREWORKS YEAH!" Deidara shouted getting a glint in his eye.
"Yes Deidara, but only if you are a good boy'" June added in. Deidara fixed is posture and smile brightly at her. June went over to him and patted his head.
"Good boy." "Is Tobi a good boy to?" Tobi yelled running into the room, Deidara rolled his eyes and slumped into his chair. "Yes, Tobi is a good boy," June said with sarcasm dripping in her voice.
Hidan, Kakuzu and Zetsu entered the room then. I stated passing out breakfast. "Tobi I'll eat in the living room with you," I offered.
"Hay! Why do you and him get to eat in the living room!" Hidan yelled demanding an answer.
"Because I bet Tobi wouldn't like anyone else to see what's under his mask and I already know, plus I don't want him to be lonely," I replied.
"Now don't mess up the kitchen or Serenity will destroy you. Bye." I heard Hidan say something about me being crazy on my way out. I'm not normal but I'm certainly not crazy. Right?
I sat down on the couch and started to eat. Tobi changed his entire presence to an evil aura and sat next to me. He didn't seem to scare me much anymore. Once you realize he was in fact Obito and couldn't dodge a rock, he's really not that bad.
"So Mr. Evil what kinda shirt do you want at the mall?" I asked out of the blue.
He just kinda stared at me then shrugged and kept eating. "Dude I came in here to give you company and you greet me with a shrug. Rude much," I commented.
He just stared and stared so more. "At least Tobi talks to me. You're just boring," I sulked sticking out my lower lip.
"I mean Madara is cool an all but I like you better, you know as Obito Uchiha. To be honest, Madara is better looking though with his spiky hair," I commented.
"But I am Madara," he said calmly hiding the anger and suspicion in his voice.
"Of course you are I was talking about the mail man Madara," I lied scratching my head. "How much do you really know?"
"I know the real stuff ok Obito. I was going to try to not make you think I thought you were Madara because I would proably die on the spot if I said you were Obito Uchiha, but I know your not, and I'll tell you my secrets when the time comes. Because if I tell you now there will be consequences," I whispered lowering my voice to a dark tone to compete with his.
"Child I will have you know I am not this Obito. I am in fact the real Madara," he said lowering his voice to.
"Wow, I can't believe it. You forgot about yourself like that? You forgot about your team? What would she say? I thought you wanted to protect the ones you love not hurt. What about the dream of hokage. What about beating your rival yet still being his best friend. He visits that grave every single day. He even talks to it. He misses you, " I scolded but my voice was still lowered.
I told myself coming into the room that I wouldn't say anything like this. But he just enraged me so very much. Your identity is precious, it's priceless.
He crept closer to me a lifted his mask. "Tell me who does this face belong to?" he whispered.
"It belongs to a dead man, but that dead man dug himself out of his own grave. It would have been better if you just stayed there," I spat with a disgusted face.
"Watch your mouth child," he sneered at me.
"Your practically 25 and I'm only 21. Your not that much older than me," I whispered back harshly. I was getting angrier and angrier by the second. I need to punch something, preferably a face. His face.
"Aren't you scared of me right now? I could kill you in a second?" he questioned.
"I'm scared as crap. I'm more scared then you possibly ever were," I replied back with a solid face.
"Why are you telling me all this?" he asked with his voice still low.
"I-I don't know yet. But I'll find out why I did sooner or later. Also you should really start using your real voice I enjoy it more than the dark one you use. I'm going back to the kitchen," I said getting up from my seat.
Who does that jerk think he is? A kage or something? Well he did impersonate the mizukage, but besides the point, he's a jerk who doesn't deserve to be a leader.
I left the room silently to join the others. I sat down next to June. "So what does Tobi look like?" Kisame questioned as soon as he saw me.
"Well you see he has a long nose, one blue eye, one brown eye, somewhat high cheekbones, arch eyebrows, freckles, curly black hair and a chiseled chin," I said trying to hide laughter.
"Really?" Kisame asked.
"No, he has a fat and ugly face. Looks like Sasori's," June said with the most dead tone she could used. Everyone laughed expect Sasori. Yes even Itachi, Kakuzu and Pein snickered at this. Serenity and Deidara were rolling on the ground laughing.
"Danna you have to admit that funny!" Serenity laughed.
"Serenity that wasn't funny, that was hilarious yeah!" Deidara said still howling in laughter. Sasori just had this scowl on his face and crossed his arms glaring at everyone.
"Ok, ok, as funny as it is making fun of Sasori and his bad looks we should start getting ready. Then we'll load in Ashton's car," June suggested.
Everyone agreed and went to their separate rooms.
Obito POV 3rd
Obito sat there in the living room contemplating what Ashton said. Kakashi, go to his grave everyday? That was a joke. What would Rin say though? What would she say?
"I wonder what Rin would think of me now?" he whispered to himself in his normal voice.
It felt weird using his real voice and not some fake one. When he heard myself it was like hearing another person.
Why did she tell him all this? That Ashton girl doesn't even know him, and why him out of all people, why not join the others and laugh with them?
Deidara entered the room quietly. Obito could sense him but he was to lost in thought to put mask on. Deidara snaked his hand by Obito's mask and smirked. The blond gripped the mask and ran off with it.
"Deidara senpai Tobi needs that!" Obito shouted in the most idiotic voice covering his face with his hand. Hidan, Kisame, Serenity and Sasori entered the room after he yelled.
"Serenity catch hmm!" Deidara yelled throwing Obito's mask to Serenity. Serenity caught the mask with ease and smiled.
"Tobi, I'm sorry, want your mask back?" she asked with a sympathetic voice, her eyes looking worried. "Yes Tobi wants his mask back," he faked pleaded.
"Ok. But you have to get it from Kisame!" she shouted. She tricked him! How could a civilian trick him! The mighty Obito Uchiha, impersonated of Madar and the miszukage! Sharingan user!
She threw it to Kisame. "Ok, ok Here you go, NOT TOBI!" he yelled throwing it back to Deidara.
Deidara caught the mask as Serenity ran towards him. Serenity tripped on her foot and flew into Deidara. Deidra caught her with strong arms but started falling himself. His arms wrapped around Serenity, holding her so when she hit the ground it wouldn't hurt her. He turned himself and in mid fall.
The second he hit the ground his back hit the ground and Obito's mask.
"No!" Obito yelled still using his 'Tobi' voice.
Serenity got off of Deidara and ran up to Tobi frantically.
"O my god! Tobi I'm so sorry!" Serenity yelled hugging him.
"Come here I'll help you with your situatio," she said dragging him up the stairs.
The others were left with puzzled faces of what just happened. "I'm so sorry Obi- I mean Mada- Tobi!" she apologized pushing him in her room.
"Stop covering your face," she scolded a little. When he took his hands from his face she stared.
"Wow," she whispered to herself tracing his scars on his face with her finger.
"So that's what that's feels like, weird, anyways getting distracted. I got some stuff for you," she said digging through her draws.
"Ok when I was little I had a lazy eye so I had to wear something like an eye patch and you can just wear your scarf higher up. The green looks good on you," she giggled.
She started to place the item on him but he pulled away at first. Obito didn't like her touching his scars or face. He eventually he let her place the object she called an eye patch on his eye and his scarf around his face willingly so it was covering his mouth and nose.
"Ok now just turn your sharingan off and we'll be fine," she added with a smile.
That smile made Obito have a false sense of confront. There was no such thing as confront. She smiled on before walking out of her room leaving Obito to himself.
Ashton's POV
After I got ready I was wearing a black cap, brown sweat shirt and dark blue jeans. I headed down stairs and saw Obito's mask broken. I decided to put the broken pieces in my pocket. Weird, he just leaves it down here?
I walked over to the front door to grab my pack. I refuse to walk around with a purse, I refuse. I walked outside to start my car. It was one of those huge vans. Like a 13 seater. Ok actually 12 seats but whatever.
"Get out here before I leave you here!" I yelled through the door. Everyone else filed through the door to the car.
"Now my chibis get in the van and buckle up. June you can help them buckle up."
"Ashton I'll take my motorcycle. I can take one person with me," Serenity mentioned.
"So why doesn't Hidan ride with you?" I suggested.
"Sure I'll take him," she agreed.
Serenity pulled out her helmet and the spare. She put on her black jacket and boots. "Ready Hidan? You'll need this helmet," she laughed putting on the jacket. I have to admit, Serenity was a very good looking woman. Her dark skin, brown eyes you could get lost in, her great figure just attracted guys
"Hidan save the nose bleed for later," I teased.
He shook his head and yelled "Why do we have to were helmets?" "Because my motorcycle my rules," Serenity replied smugly. Well tried, it came out like more of a giggle.
She got on her motorcycle and Hidan did too. "Hold onto me. Waist only," she scolded. He wrapped his arms around her and Serenity started the cycle. "Since this is faster we'll take the back roads and not the free way."
"Got it." I said hoping into the front.
I looked over to my side to see June and Pein. You see there's an extra seat in the front.
"Everyone buckled up?" I asked buckling up myself.
"Hai (un)" everyone replied. "Good because your about to have the best first car experience!" I shouted slamming my foot on the gas. We went shooting forward.
"Ash, you should slow down," June suggested looking up from here phone.
"We live in the country no one will see until we get on the high way," I said back.
"Is this safe?" Sasori asked. "No puppet boy. This is for crash course testing. That's why Ashton is going at high speed. Hopefully a cop won't catch us in his jurisdiction," June said sarcastically.
"Look, she knows a big word," Sasori faked gasped.
"Yay at least that didn't take any brain power unlike you who has to use too much than you should to breath," June sarcastically said back.
"It must be blondes they're all stupid," he commented. "Hay hmm!" Deidara yelled.
"Then what's with read heads and being violent?" June commented back.
"Or black haired people being so charming," June added looking at Itachi. "June don't remind me of Tate," I scolded.
"And who might he be?" Sasori asked "Ashton's crazy ex. He had black hair and was pretty charming at first. After I got to know the dork he was just plane annoying," June said.
Everything was quiet. Too quiet.
"Hey Tobi, you haven't been annoying the crap out of your senpai. Everything ok?" June asked.
"Yay, Tobi was just thinking of what a mall is like," he said poking his head in the front seat.
"Like the new style Tobi," June commented. "Where's your mask?"
"Tobi was eating then senpi, Kisame, and Serenity-chan broke Tobi's mask," he explained with wild gestures. "But Serenity's a good girl because she fixed Tobi's problem."
"Good, I won't have to beat her up for that," I commented. "Hmm, I wonder if they have a shirt at the mall that says 'Bad Boy' or 'Mr. Evil'." I wonder out loud. "Anyways to the mall we go!"
If I had to say either Hidan, Deidara or Tobi would be my favorites. Tobi is just so cute, but Obito can be a jerk. Comment hyour favorite Akatsuki memebr is.