Hi, ccdancer here once again for an update. I'm here with more Ashton, June and Serenity!
I don't own Naruto, but if i did that'd e pretty cool.
Chibi in a Box
Chapter 6
What to do when criminals go to the store
Ashton's POV
We arrived at the mall after a reasonable amount of time and met up with Serenity in the parking lot. "Hidan loved the ride, he was shouting like crazy," Serenity told us.
"I'm glad he enjoyed himself," June commented.
"I don't see why you bought that automobile, it's probably a waste of money," Kakuzu grumbled burying his face in his mask.
"It's fun gramps," I said patting him on the back.
"Don't call me that," he scolded bopping me on the head.
"But you're like a gramps to me. You taught me poker and money tricks. Isn't that what gramps do?" I asked batting my eyes lashes at him while walking to the front door.
"They probably don't do that," Kakuzu said.
"That's alright if you don't know! You can be my gramps!" I yelled jumping onto his back. "Get off," he muttered rolling his shoulders back to adjust me on his back. "Nope."
"This thing is freaking huge," Hidan said pointing to the mall.
"Well yay, it has to be," June replied sarcastically.
"I known it does! I'm not stupid!" Hidan yelled.
"Then don't say say stupid things!" June yelled back.
I could see it already. When we get home June's gonna take out her sword and start jabbing Hidan with it. Getting blood all over the carpet. Serenity is going to be mad beyond mad and start cleaning like a manic. She going to then start complaining to me then I'll get madder then her and beat up Hidan and accidentally hit leader. Then he's going to start World War III then we will all die or come close to death.
"So what do we do now?" Serenity asked flicking me in the nose.
"We should split up in 3 groups. I'll go with Tobi, Pein, and Konan. Serenity will have Hidan, Zetsu, Kisame and Deidara. June you get Itachi, Kakuzu, and Sasori," I organized pointing to each group.
"Why do I get the boring people?" June asked to no one in particular crossing her arms.
"Fine Deidara and Sasori switch," I said and Deidara and Sasori switched.
"Well, COME ON HIDAN, ZETSU, SASORI, KISAME! I WANNA GO SHOPPING!" Serenity yelled dragging all four of them to the closest store.
"Have fun!" I yelled towards them.
"Come on Konan! Your going to have fun," I said walking with her to another store.
"This is one of my favorite stores. Clare's. You can get a bunch of accessories here, like earrings, necklaces, bracelets, purses, and other stuff," I said pointing to some of the items.
"Go crazy," I said.
"And what are we supposed to do?" Pein asked.
"You could... um get some more piercings?" I said awkwardly.
He stared at me then walked of to the earring section.
"Tobi wants something!" Tobi yelled, does he enjoy annoying me or somethings?
"Umm find something you want I'll be right back," I said walking away.
I walked up to the counter and ask the clerk man something. We're just going to call clerk man Carl. So I asked Carl "Do you know we're I can get a mask fixed?" I asked pulling Obito's mask out.
"It means a lot to one of my friends. Like a lot," I empathized.
"I don't know miss. Does this look like to information desk, gosh," he muttered snottily .Yup Carl was trying to be one of those jerky clerks. (A/N that kinda rhymed)
"But mister, I really need this. Maybe if you can tell me I can show you something," I said twirling my fingers in my hair.
"Like?" he said raising his stuck out my cheats towards him winking at him, he looked down and smirked.
I looked to my side to see the manager walk by, this was my chance. "Ahh! He violating me!" I screamed covering my chest. "Ahh! Help!"
The manager ran towards us and looked at Carl. The manager looked angry to say the least.
"Ms. are you okay?" he asked. I hooded my head wiping a fake tear. The manager yelled at Carl for awhile then turned to me.
"I'm so sorry for my employees' behavior. If it makes you feel better I'll give you a 75% discount."
"Thank you mister. I was scared," I fake cried rubbing my eye covering my chest.
"You're fired," h said seriously to Carl.
"But-" "No buts. I'm sorry mis," he soothed and pulled me into a hug.
For an older man he was really kind. I'm to used to Kakuzu. He turned around so I faced Carl and I mouthed 'don't mess with me'. We talked a little bit more and he told me where I could go to get the mask fixed.
'Suckers,' I thought devilishly.
Obito approached me and whispered "Your evil," In his real voice.
"That makes two of us," I replied with a smirk.
So I payed for everything quickly so we could leave.
"How did you get everything for such a low price?" Konan asked.
"I just used my womanly charms," I proclaimed loudly pointing to my chest. Konan laughed and smiled.
"I usually just threaten them, but that works to," she laughed. I looked at her in confusion then started laughing. Konan, threaten someone over clothes, she's always so nice to us.
"Now it's time to get clothes. I think Jacy Penny's would be a good place to g," I said walking into the store.
"I'll take care of Tobi, Konan you can get Pein what you see fit," I said.
"Hai Ashton," she replied grabbing Pein's hand.
"Konan you don't have to be so formal with me, we're friends. Right girlfriend?" I laughed holding my hand out to her.
"Now you take your hand and slap it." She took her hand and slapped it firmly. "And that Konan is called a high-five." She smiled at me then thanked me for teaching her. Konan then ran off with Pein.
"Come on Mr. Evil lets go get you something to wear," I chuckled grabbing him by the hand and dragging him to the other side of the store.
I went through the racks rapidly picking out shirts I like. "Go by the changing room," I commanded Obito. He gave me the look that leader gives which is the 'I'm the leader, I do what I want so yeah'.
"Don't give me that look," I scolded.
He walked over to the changing room after. I had no idea what size he was so I picked out different sizes and shirts. I got a few black ones, some red ones, one that said 'Goodboy', a plain white one, I'm gonna get a screen print on and a few other plain shirts. I also got him so plain black sweat pants and some jeans. I walked over to the changing rooms and saw him standing back against the wall.
"Put these on," I said pushing the clothes in his hands.
"You could be nicer about," he mumbled then walked off. 'Sheesh' I thought 'he has a attitude.'
He entered the dressing room and I heard him mumbling to himself the whole time. He has such an attitude. When he came out he didn't look pleased.
"Really," he said holding up the shirt that said 'Goodboy'.
"This shirt is perfect for you. Admit it," I said walking closer to him.
"Does it fit?" I asked. He didn't answer me though, he just kept quiet and look down.
"Well if I don't I'll for girls clothes," I said taking the shirts from him.
"It fits," he muttered. "I also left the ones that do not fit in there," he mumbled boredly.
"Okay let's go pay for these and you can put one on right away. You should smile more. Even though I can't see your face it will make you feel better and don't fake it. Also laugh, joke, and just be happy." I lectured.
"And don't you even give me the 'I've felt so much pain. Omg, I can never feels again' if you have room for revenge and sadness, then you have room for happiness."
"Hn, " he grunted. "Thanks for showing me you actually are an Uchiha." I sarcastically said rolling my eyes. I took out my phone and ailed Serenity's and June's number.
"Hello," I greeted.
"Yellow," Serenity said back.
"Here," June said lazily.
"Where'd you guys want to meet up, I was thinking the donut shop?" I asked.
"Sounds good to me. Deidara is complaining about being hungry so- One second- Deidaa! Stop flirting! Your terrible at it!- As I was saying yes let's meet there- Leave the fire extinguisher alone!" June yelled.
"See you guys at the donut shop. I might take a while though. Danna's being stubborn and refuses to wear anything then his long coat. Bye!" Serenity chirped then hung up
"See ya there- Itachi restrain Deidara!- Bye. Don't light that on fire and-" she hung up before she finished.
"Looks like your senpi is causing trouble," I teased.
"When will we be leaving?" Obito asked impatiently.
"Idk," I replied. "And that means?" Obito asked looking at me weirdly.
"I don't know," I said back. "Then why say it if you don't know what it means?" Obito rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Idk," I laughed.
"You clearly know what it means because your laughing. What does it mean?" he said more sternly. "
I don't know," I laughed trying not to start rolling on the ground from laughter.,
"Idk means I don't know."
"Your making less sense by the second," he sighed faceplaming.
"Idk equals I don't know," I explained slowly.
"Ahh," he said to himself. "There's the Obito side of you," I chuckled slapping him on the back. Then he started to cough. I don't know I hit that hard.
"Come on let's go find leader," I said dragging him through the store.
"I am the true leader of the akatsuki," he corrected.
"Not to me. I like Pein as a leader better," I smirked while he just sighed.
We walked a little further in the store to find Pein and Konan until I found the perfect shirt. It's said 'Even gods NEED their coffee.'
"Obito I found the perfect shirt for Pein!" I yelled pointing at it.
I grabbed the shirt and did a little victory dance. "Ashton you're 21 years old you shouldn't be obsessing about shirts," he stated flatly.
"Obito you're 26 years old you shouldn't be obsessing over world domination," I smiled.
"It not world domination," he grumbled.
"Dude your taking over everyone's life in a genjutsu. How is that not world domination?" I yelled. "Well-" he started. "Well what, you know your wrong," I said stomping my foot.
"Let's just stop arguing about this," he said.
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right," I said holding up a T-shirt that said the same thing. That is why I love the mall, you can find any shirt there.
"Ashton you've got to be kidding me," he said. "Yes I'm serious right now. You know you sound more like Obito than Madara or Tobi," I smiled.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"It just sounds like something yo would say instead of one of your personas," I explained.
"Mah, I use those because it's more comfortable," he said sticking his hands in his pockets.
"You and your excuse. You know Kakashi uses them," I laughed.
"Like 'I got lost on the road on life'," he said. "Exactly!" I shouted.
"Or I saw a black cat so I had to take the other street," he chuckled, "then there's the plain I got lost."
"Or a cute girl stopped me so I danced!" we yelled at the same time, then laughed.
"Or then there's the ones that are true like, there was an old lady so I had to help her and Kakashi would be like 'I pshh whatever', those were so funny," I laughed.
"I remember when we entered the chunin exams, I was about to do fire ball justu, but I had a piece of candy in my mouth. I swallowed it the same time I performed my jutsu, so all that came out was smoke and the candy piece. Gai tried to hit me after. But I deflected it."
"Err wrong. Gai totally beat you up, then you were all like later one 'I'll beat you up' and he was like 'who are you?' and when I saw that I was laughing my head off. Same thing happens to Kisame," I smiled.
"Yes, well we will not talk about this to anyone else," he said straitening himself up.
"Are you sure," I winked.
"Yes." "Are you sure you're sure," I teased. "Yes I'm sure," he sighed.
"Are you sure you're sure you're sure," I teased. "Yes," he growled clenching his fist together. "SENPI'S SURE HE' SURE HE'S SURE HE'S SURE HE'S SURE HE'S SURE?" I yelled.
"Stop that!" he snapped. "I feel sorry for Dei," I laughed.
"You're so much fun Mr. Evil." I said.
We walked in silence till I got bored again. I mean Obito hates talking unless you got I'm into it.
"Why don't we play a game. Let's do impressions of people. I'll go first," I said clearly my throat. Obito rolled his eyes but agreed none the less.
"Come one lucky seven! My luck will change today. And it's it's!- not a win," I fake pouted.
"Easy, Tsunade," he said. "Next one. *cough* Chill it's okay. *cough* *cough*," I said in a flat tone. "Genma."
"Your good. This one will stomp you though. Are those Icha Icha paradise books? I bet they can wait longer just so I can take a peak," I mimicked.
"It couldn't be Jiriyia so it's Kakashi," he stated. "What how! I didn't think he started reading those book till he was 16 at least!" I yelled. "No body knew except me, he'd even pay so I wouldn't tell Rin," e said with a chuckle
"Your turn~" I sang. "I'll probably look rediculos doing this but," Obito sighed but smiled, .The power of youth yosh!" he yelled.
I stared laugh I couldn't breathe. "It's - It's G-" but I was laughing so hard I couldn't say it. Which made him laugh instead. "Its Gai!" I managed to choke out. We were holding each other for support from laughing so hard.
"Ashton," he coughed suddenly stopping his laughing.
"I found Pein and Konan." "I bet you embarrassed they caught you laughing for real," I said in a childish voice poking his sides. He flinched a little and pulled away. Not to self Obito is ticklish on his sides.
"Ashton they didn't know until you told them," he snapped back. "Oops." Konan was hiding a laugh and I swear I saw a smirk on Pein's face.
"Pein I found the perfect shirt for you," I said throwing him the shirt. He gave me the 'really' face again.
"It's perfect," Konan said happily. "You should try it on Naga- Pein," she stuttered.
"It's ok we all know Pein's real name," I said. "She only does that when she genuinely happy," Pein commented and Konan blushed.
"I'm glad you're happy Konan," I said. "Let's go get you some clothes we can leave the boys to hold the rest of the stuff." "Sure," Konan agreed and gave Pein the bags even before asking him and ran off with me.
Pein's POV
Pein was truly happy seeing Konan happy. He usually didn't see her get this excited. But he did not like the fact that he had to carry all of her shopping bags plus Ashton's. Pein saw Madara smirk at this.
"If I may ask, what do you find so funny?" Pein asked harshly. "Only that the 'leader' of the Akatsuki is caring a civilians shopping bags and his companions."
"I do not mind carrying Konan's bags neither Ashton's," Pein replied. "Hn," Madara grunted back. This world wasn't as bad as he thought.
June's POV
"DEIDARA LEAVE THE POLICE MAN ALONE!" I yelled.
"He'll taser you!" I warned. "But he's so cool!" Deidara shouted back.
"DEIDARA LEAVE THE LIGHTERS ALONE!" I scolded. I swear I was watching a child. Why didn't I stick with Sasori?
"Itachi please get him away from the lighter and fireworks," I said with a sigh. "Hai," he responded. Itachi left to restrain Deidara so it was Kakuzu and I.
"So miser, like the shirts you got?" I asked. "Yes, they were cheap," he relied. "Of course they were. They have to be or else you would've never allowed me to buy them," I said.
"You might want to go help Itachi," Kakuzu pointed out. I looked over to see Itachi with a passed out Deidara trying to explain something to an officer and standing on burnt carpet. Exactly 33 seconds of quiet. Only 33!
"You've got to be kidding me," I said walking towards them.
"What exactly happened here!" The officer demanded putting a taser back in his pocket.
"My companion here was over excited- and he-" Itachi said getting interrupted.
"Sorry officer. I'm in charge of these two. There not from around here. There from a small village in Japan. Deidara my friend was thinking he had to go to the front of the store and trade something for it. He wanted to see the offers. I'm also guess he made the burn mark in the carpet there?"
"Yes he did, the damage will be $100. I assume your paying for that?" he asked.
"Yes, I will be paying for that," I growled. I reached not my wallet and pulled out 2 $50 dollar bills. "Your lucky I'm not Ashton right now," I growled to myself.
I handed him the money and apologized again. "He's lucky I'm still getting him fireworks," I grumbled to Itachi. "I guess he is," Itachi replied back. "Boys gonna be punished when we get home," I said.
"You know what punishment now," I said grumpily. "Then I'll drop him off with Serenity. I'm glad I got him clothes first."
"What are you going to do to him?" Itachi asked. "You'll find out. Give the brat to me," I grumbled. Itachi handed over Deidara and I put his arm around my shoulder. "He should start waking up soon," I said.
First I bought 10 cold water bottles. Second I walked out of the store. Third I poured all the cold water on him. Fourth I took the chibi and dropped him in my purse and last but not least went to find Serenity.
I eventually spotted Serenity in the crowds. "Serenity get over here!" I shouted. "Comin'!" she yelled back.
"What do you want?" she asked. "I want you to take this," I said handing her Deidara. "He's on punishment." I scolded.
"Ok I'll take care off him," she chirped taking Deidara and putting him in her shirt pocket. "I'll be off then meet up at the shop in fifteen, text Ashton that for me," I said walking away.
After a little bit of walking I met up with Itachi and Kakuzu. "Take care of him?" Itachi asked.
"Yup." I said, "wait stay right there." I took out my phone to take yet another picture. "Say cheese." I laughed. I took the picture, in it was Itachi with his hands in his pocket with a slight smirk and Kakuzu crossing his arms. In the background was some dork photo bombing.
"Ready to go to the donut shop?" I asked. They both nodded and we headed to the delicious place.
Serenity's POV
"Danna we have to get to the donut shop, I'm hungry," I whined.
"Stupid puppet, were all hungry!" Hidan yelled.
"Come on Sasori just try something in that's not long sleeved. I'm so hungry," Kisame pleaded.
"We still need to eat you know," Zetsu's white half said. "Yay but he's a heartless thing, of course he doesn't care," The other side said rudely. "Zetsu be nice," I scolded
"It was him," Zetsu said pointing to his other side. There so confusing!
"We need a way to separate you two? Hmm. I'll call the white half Blanco and the black half Negro. Sound good to you?" I asked.
"Yes. We appreciate it." Blanco agreed. "Thanks," Negro said. "Whatever." Hidan commented. "Let's just get some grub!" he yelled storming off.
"Kisame and you can go. Okay Hidan? I'll stay here and get Sasori something to wear," I smiled. "I'm fine with whatever as long as we eat," Kisame murmured.
"Let's go!" Hidan yelled marching the other way. "Hidan," I pointed "the shops over there not there."
"I knew that!" he yelled then walked off with Kisame and Zetsu.
How'd you like it? I just love Ashton. Fun fact: Ashton took drama lesson ever since 4th grae and flunked the 3rd grade.
Anyone else see the shirt 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right", it's my favorite shirt. What's yours?
Bye, until next time.