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Chibi in a Box Chapter 8

What to do with a camera

Serenity's POV

I grabbed the small camera and cleaned it off. Today was going to be fun. I flipped it around and turned it on.

"Hello, Serenity here. This is totally cool but today I will be messing with the akatsuki. I know right, it's so cool. I thought they were fake but till they came to our world. Just wow? Anyways I will be messing with them today."

I slowly walked out of the room. I previously cut a hole in my shirt pocket so I could put the small camera in it with out people noticing it. Smart, I know.

"Here we go," I said. I crouched down by the stairs and saw Kakuzu and Hidan arguing in the living room.

I reacted behind my back and pulled out a barf gun f ok out of nowhere. This is a fictional story, Serenity logic.

I aimed and Hidan was hit straight in the back of the neck.

"Oi Kakuzu! What the heck was that!" Hidan yelled rubbing his neck.

"It was nothing." I hit Kakuzu in the neck. "Hidan! What are you doing!" he shouted. "It wasn't me!" Hidan shouted back.

"They are always fighting like this," I whispered to the camera.

So I started to hit them over and over again in different spots.

They were screaming at each other by now.

"Oi, Stop it!" Hidan yelled standing up. "Stop what moron? What are you doing to me!" Kakuzu yelled back.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Deidara slowly entered the room.

"Watch this," I whispered to the camera.

I chucked the gun towards Deidara, using his super, awesome ninja skills he caught it with ease. I stood up and yelled down the stairs "Hay Dei why do you have my nerf gun?"

Hidan and Kakuzu whipped their heads over to see Deidara with the gun.

"Oi, it was him!" Hidan yelled. "Deidara you have 30 seconds to explain why you were messing with us or I'm going to gain a new heart," Kakuzu threatened coldly.

"But, but it's not mine yeah." Deidara dropped the gun and put his hands up. "That's right! That thing is Seri's!" Hidan growled.

I slowly went back up the stairs still laughing. "Poor Dei. Very poor Deidara," I said to the camera.

"Danna will be next." I walked into my room quietly, I definitely don't want to be caught with this.

"Ever since he turned human he's been a really deep sleeper and if he doesn't get his sleep he is really really cranky."

I found some material that looks like Pinocchio's outfit and taped it to his front. I then waited till he rolled over and placed a sign on his back that says 'real boy'.

"He will be so mad," I giggled.

"You see, once I woke Danna up and he almost hit me, but he stopped his hand when he saw it was me. Or one time he also destroyed the house because he didn't have any coffee. I think he is hormonal too because he made himself into a puppet when he was a teen."

"Can't wait till he wakes up," I whispered.

"Time to mess with nii-san. He will be the hardest to mess with." Since I was still in my room I grabbed my BB gun. "This will do some damage..." I trailed.

I started to hum the mission impossible theme while rolling around in the hallway upstairs. ( The Mission Impossible series is amazing ).

I slowly cracked open June's room. In it was Itachi sleeping on her bed. "Knew he'd be here," I whispered.

"Unlike Danna nii-san is a light sleeper," I whispered.

I cocked the gun up and pulled the trigger. It hit him right in the upper neck. He shot up from the bed and stood up. He started to slowly look around. I shot him in the cheek and moved away from the door.

He walked straight out of the door not noticing me yet, holy crap, how am I still alive? I shot him in the cheek and got behind the door like I was being chased by the devil.

I was doing my best not to laugh by now. I hid behind the door and shot him again in the neck. I knew I couldn't be found now or he'd kill me.'Nii-san loves me. Nii-san would never hurt me. Nii-san is a S ranked criminal who took out a whole clan. Nii-san has the most powerful sharingan right now. Nii-san would never try and hurt me.' I thought

He started opening the closet. This was my chance. I ran out of the room. On my way back I hit him again, it hit Itachi right under the eye.

"Who's doing this?" he roared. "Run, run, run," I whispered to the camera.

I jumped down the stairs landing half way. I then from there, jumped the rest.

"What are you running from woman? Looks like the devil himself is after you," Hidan asked.

"I'm running from Itachi because someone pissed him off!" I lied running into the kitchen.

In the kitchen was June, Dei, Zetsu, and Ash. Dei was being patch up by June, I guess he was beat up a little by the zombies.

"Hey Dei can you hold this for a second. And if you see anyone come through that door I want you to pull that small lever," I directed.

"Sure yeah," he said taking the gun from me. "Thanks," I said running out of the room.

I walked out of the room causally walking past Itachi.

"Hi nii-san," I chirped. "Greetings to you to Serenity," he greeted back.

"What are those red mark on your face?" I asked innocently.

"I really do not know. I found these small neon like spheres every time I was hit. Do you know what these are?" he asked.

"Yep there BB gun bullets. I have one, but lately I haven't been able to find it," I lied looking up at him with innocent eyes. He never was able to resist the innocent eyes.

"Serenity I have the best wishes that you find it. But I must be going," he politely said walking into the kitchen. I heard Deidara fire the gun and Itachi yelled.

"Deidara why would you shoot me? I would advise not to do it again. It's bad enough you shot me when I was asleep, but now you steal Serenity's gun!" Nii-san yelled.

I walked away hoping not to get caught. I went back up to my room with the the camera.

"I feel bad for Dei just a little. You may be thinking I'm evil. Which I am, you also may be thinking about Danna at this time. Well he'll be waking up in a little bit and yes I know, I'm an idiot. Future self, if you watch the with the Akatsuki in the future, make sure you're in good terms with them."

"I think I'm going to pick on Kakuzu next. All I need is a fishing poll and a few dollars," I said to the camera. "I'll tell you some random stuff while I find the material."

"Ok let's start with... June. June is super smart. June is a grade younger then Ashton and I, but skipped a grade. She could of gotten done with school at like age what 16, 15 if she wanted to but she didn't really want to. You see after our parents pasted away we we,re giving to diffrent fosters homes. I secretly hated the people there, they hurt me a lot. Anyways June thought her parents wouldn't want her skipping grades because they did t allow her sister to skip more than one, there family is like super smart," I explained.

"Then Ashton is the oldest because she is. She flunked 7th grade so, June, Ashton and I were in the same grade in 8th grade. Umm she was football captain and I was cheerleader captain. But the cheerleaders weren't that cool. They couldn't do a flip right. Plus all of them were really preppy and pretty. I was neither of those things, I mean looked at me!" I laughed.

"June was bullied for her shyness but Ashton shoved a kid in a locker for her. She also drop kicked some guy and hit him where the sun doesn't shine. All I did was start a fight with the pretty girls and sabotaged their make up supplies for June. In science June made this chemical that foams up when it hits cold air. I put it in the girls makeup bag and when they opened it, it foamed all over staining their clothes," I said finalły finding the fishing pole.

"If I had to be on any team of the Akatsuki it would have to be the artist duo. I respect their thoughts on art. I think it is both fleeting and eternal. Both are fun, but Deidara's is just a little bit more fun. I like to make stuff explode. My pint of view on art is making one leering moment last forever in graceful movements," I explained finding a few dollar bills.

"Ok let's get started."

I attached the dollar bill to the fishing poll. I went into my room quietly carful not to wake Danna. I carefully walked to my window and slowly opened it. Outside we had a tree leading to the roof you can climb. I went out of it and climbed the tree.

I went to the roof and felt no breeze. 'Perfect' I thought. I lowered the line a waited for Kakuzu come out. I swung it around for awhile until I heard a door open and close. The old miser came out and saw the dollar bill.

I started swing it around. I saw him grab for it but he missed.

"This is hilarious," I whispered. Kakuzu made another swing for the dollar but missed. A few minutes passed and he was getting irritated. His threads finally showed.

I tried hiding my laughter but a small squeak escaped my lips. Kakuzu turned around to look for the noise. While he wasn't looking I slowly brought the dollar to me. When he turned back around he looked disappointed.

"Ha, poor miser," I laughed climbing back down the tree into the window.

I heard Danna turn in his sleep then kind of wiggled around. "He is waking up," I whispered. I hid in my closet and sat there for a moment.

He got up and stretched.

"Good for nothing human body," Danna muttered.

"Never was sore all the time as a puppet or tired or hungry," he mumbled. His hair was messy and his eyes weren't fully open. He got up off the bed and looked in the mirror.

He had an annoyed face an turned red. "WHO DID THIS!" he roared. Mostly everyone came up stairs to see what Danna was yelling about.

"Like the new look Sasori," June commented. "Shut it brat!" Danna snapped. "You have twenty seconds to tell me who did this!" he yelled.

"It wasn't me, down stairs the whole time," June said raising her hands in defense.

"18, 17, 16," he counted.

"Deidara is the one who has been playing pranks all day!" Ashton shouted.

"Brat your down to 12 seconds!" Danna yelled.

"Danna. Sasori my man it wasn't me hmm. I'm being framed un," Deidara said stepping back. "Deidara you have been pulling pranks on people all day," Itachi said in a monotone voice.

"You stupid weasel yeah!" Deidara shouted.

"Deidara you are down to 6 seconds," Sasori growled.

"It wasn't me hmm!" Deidara yelled starting to run out of the room. "3, 2, 1!" Danna yelled.

Danna ran after Deidara and tackled him in the hallway. I sneaked out of the closet and pretended to come out of the bathroom that is in my room.

"What going on?" I asked innocently.

"Deidara here made puppet boy look like Pinocchio," Hidan chuckled. "O," I said then went out into the hallway to see Danna hitting Deidara over the head with his fist.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Kisame cheered.

"Kisame don't encourage them," June scolded.

"Yay Kisame. Join in!" Ashton yelled and hit Danna over the head. He turned around with a aura that screamed run and death.

"Well, crap," Ash said and ran. June, Hidan, Kisame, Deidara, and I followed close behind.

"My patience has run out!" Danna roared chasing us. "This is now run for your life. Sponsored by Sasori. An S ranked criminal from a different dimension!" I yelled running down the stairs.

Danna was hot on our trail taking every swing he could at us. I saw Deidara dive behind the couch. I ran into the kitchen and hid in one of the frying pan cupboards. I heard footsteps come in and look through the cupboards after a while. I silently grabbed one of the frying pans and got ready to swing.

I heard who ever it was stop then take the handle and open the door. I closed my eyes and swung that frying pan as hard as I could. I heard a crack and a thump. I climbed out of the cupboard and ran for my life.

"SERENITY!" A voice screamed. That voice didn't belong to Danna though. It belonged to, o no. I'm so dead. It belong to leader.

"I'm sorry!" I cried in fear. "Don't hurt me!" I ran for my room but was cornered by Danna. "Please don't hurt me!" I cried clutching the frying pan. "Where is Deidara?" he growled.

"He's down stairs behind the couch," I cried. He walked past me to the down stairs. I ran to my room and locked the door. I hid under my covers and pulled out the camera.

"If I die here and someone finds this tape tell everyone I love them expect the person who killed me. I didn't mean to hit leader in the face. I thought it was Sasori no Danna. I love everyone," I said. All of the sudden the covers were pulled off me.

There standing above me was a mad leader.

"Don't hurt me!" I shriek jumping off my bed and crawling under it in a flash.

"Serenity, why did you hit me with that skillet?" he growled.

"I thought you were Danna," I cried with fear in my eyes. He grabbed my hand from under the bed and I accidentally hit the pause button on the small camera and shrieked for dear life.

June's POV

It's been a few days since the 'incident'. Deidara ended up getting blamed for everything and so.

I grabbed the small camera and turned it on. "Well since Serenity did one of these I may as well try. But today I'll be doing it with Itachi Uchiha," I said knocking on his door.

"Come in," he said. I opened the door.

"Ready?" I asked with a devilish smirk. "Quite," he relied back getting up. "So we are really not doing many pranks but more like catching them doing embarrassing things," I said walking out of the door and into the kitchen.

"So we are going to catch Serenity first. While I wait for her to get in the kitchen, I'll talk about some things. Now I bet you already watched Serenity's video. Don't worry I haven't let anyone see it till you want to show it. Anyways I bet your all wondering what's up with Serenity calling Itachi nii-san? Well she was joking at first and it stuck. She just got done watching an anime then accidentally called Itachi nii-san after so she kept calling him that," I explained watching Serenity walk into the kitchen.

I crouched down behind the table with Itachi. She got the silverware out and pulled out her iPod. She grabbed her earbuds and put them in. Now the fun begins. "Watch," I said with laughter.

"What is so funny," Itachi asked. "O you'll see," I said. Serenity started to hum and swayed back and forth.

She grabbed a wooden spoon then pretended to use it as a microphone and mouthed the words. "3, 2, 1..." I counted down.

"I got the moves the Jagger, the moves like Jagger! I got the moooovvves like Jagger!" Serenity sang dancing along.

Itachi covered laughter. She looked completely ridiculous. She kept on singing until the song changed over. She grabbed the broom in the corner and started dancing with it. "I'm gonna love you, like I'm gonna lose you," she sung waltzing with it. She dipped the brim and smiled?

Itachi was chuckling and smiling. Her songs ranged to break dancing to ballet to swing. And her faithful partner through it all was a broom.

Deidara silently walked into the kitchen and tried avoiding Serenity. She was currently on a ballet song I presume.

Anyways her legs lifted elegantly of the ground. She swung it towards Deidara. Her foot hit Deidara right in the lip.

"What the heck Seri yeah!" Deidara shouted wiping some blood off his lip.

Serenity ripped her earbuds out and said "I'm so sorry. I didn't hear you come in and I was dancing and!" she shouted getting a wash cloth.

"Be more careful and look around your surroundings hmm!" Deidara yelled. Serenity wetted the cloth and started wiping his lip.

"I can do it myself un!" he yelled. "Stop moving!" she yelled back.

Serenity presses it even harder on his lip.

"Ow!" Deidara yelled. "Then stop moving," she scolded. Deidara let in a let her wash his lip.

Hidan entered the room, strutting like he owned the place.

"Is Dei-chan getting pampered," Hidan teased. "Don't call me that Hidan yeah. I'm not a baby."

"Hidan quit picking on Deidara. Pick on some else your own size," Serenity scolded.

"What like you?" he said mockingly. "Yes," she said. "Fine woman take a free shot."

"Fine. I take my free shot," she said putting the cloth down. Serenity, being a dancer, had a hard kick. She slowly poi tines her toe in the back of her and kicked him in the shin.

Hidan grabbed his leg in pain and glared at her. "You'll regret that woman," he snarled.

Hidan trudged towards her and smirk.

"Hidan!" a voice screamed. Ashton flew out of nowhere and tackled Hidan. "Just because I'm not here, you can't pick on my little cousin."

Hidan growled and pushed Ashton off himself. He pushed Ashton up against a wall and held his scythe to her neck.

"What are you going to do now woman?" Hidan laughed. His blade cut the skin on her neck. It was deep enuf to scar. "Off... Now" she choked out.

Itachi jumped up and connected his foot to his face. Hidan flew off of her and into Deidara.

Serenity looked worried and frowned. She grabbed a kitchen knife and flung it at Hidan. It scrapped Hidan's cheek and hit the wall.

"Ahh," he yelled.

"Don't touch Ashton!" she yelled, Serenity shook slightly with a wild look in her eye. She started to breath slowly and eventually frowned.

I got up and whacked her over the head. "Get over it," I scolded. I turned off the camera and left the room.

Ashton's POV

I stood up and touched my neck. Serenity was breathing fast and red. I went up to her and held her in my arms trying to calm her. "What's wrong with her?" Hidan asked in a sneer.

"You attacked me," I said rubbing circles on her back. "Hidan, sorry for jumping at you like that," I apologized. Serenity got up and grabbed the cloth.

She damped it again and started wiping off the blood from Hidan's cheek. "I can do it myself woman! I just attacked you why are you doing this?" he asked with anger in his voice.

"Silly you. We're friends!" Serenity giggled with a big grin continuing to wipe his cheek. She put the cloth down on the table.

"Ashton can you cook dinner? I need to go up stairs for a while," she giggled skipping out of the room.

Hidan looked at the door way like Serenity would come back in and attack him. I got up and helped Deidara up who was in the corner just watching. "Come on, I'll get you something to eat if you would like," I said. Itachi walked out of the room to find June.

"Hidan get out of Serenity's kitchen," I said slowly.

"Why should I?" he said. "Deidara stay here," I barked.

I went into the living room and saw Kakuzu on the couch. "Gramps here's a ten. Get Hidan out of the kitchen," I said flatly. He looked at the ten then got up and went to the kitchen.

A second later Hidan was screaming his head off. Literally. Kakuzu dragged him out and into the bathroom. I heard a few cracks then silence. Kakuzu walked out and said to me, "Don't go in there."

I walked back into the kitchen to make Deidara something. "You ok Ashton un?" he asked.

"Yay I'm good. Want ham or chicken on your sandwich?" I asked. "Both yeah," he replied. I grabbed the chicken and ham and put it on the bread.

"Do you like it here?" I asked finishing the sandwich.

"It's not bad un. I like it yeah," he said grabbing the sandwich from me.

"Just wait for the summer carnival! The rides and food and entertainment are awesome. Serenity, June and I can get in free to with friends," I laughed.

"Cool hmm," he said munching on his sandwich. "I'm going to go lay down for a bit. See you later," I said and walked out of the kitchen to my room. I entered my room and flopped on my bed then closed my eyes.

I hope you liked it. So, in this fanfiction Deidara is going to be a little younger. I'm making him about a year older than Naruto rather than he's 15 about now. Tell me if you want me to add anything in.

Ccdancer out.