Angry letter to writers

A/N: Ismaran: No. To me, defintion of slag is someone without standards. I don't think number of boyfriend/partner matters. The real point is that someone without standards is a slag. I wouldn't mind if my girlfriend had like 20 boy friends before me. Women with active sex life does not equal to slag. I mean, there are plenty of of women with active sex life but that doesn't mean they all have low standards. Also, I believe slag is someone who neglects her duty just for the sake of sex. There are women who have careers, works hard and still have active sex life without being in a relationship. That is not a slag.

tired mommy: Thanks for pointing out this error.

Perviously said Professor Snape is my god father. No where in the books or the movies did once they say Snape is Malfoy's god father.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 5: Draco Malfoy

Dear Fanficiton writers

You muggles are sickening. How dare you portray me, Draco Malfoy in this way? This is not only degrading, but also an insult to Malfoy honor.

Enough with the ferret thing! I will have you know, my face is not shaped like a ferret! Also, I don't spend hours perfecting my hair! My hair maybe perfect but I don't spend ages looking at them! I'm not some love struck girl you know.

I will also have you know, my parents love me very much. My father is not abusive and he loves my mother. He never ever laid a single hand on me! My father does not abuse my mother or me. What do you think he is, some kind of violent mudblood?

Why do you think I would be shocked when I find out Harry Potter has been abused? Sure I would be appalled. How dare those filthy muggles treat a wizard that way. But me? Shocked at Potter's life? Like I care about Potter. This just proves my point about why muggles should exterminated from this world.

Also, please kindly tell me why you think I will ever fall in love with that know it all Granger. A Malfoy fells in love with a mudblood. A mudblood who is also Hogwart's biggest know it all. I have standards you know.

Also, me with Weaslette? Sure, she's a pureblood and at least not a mudblood like Granger, but still. She's blood traitor. A blood traitor who has virtually nothing. She is unworthy to even look at noble Malfoy.

Pansy Parkinson was that clingy girl from school. Nothing else. She may be a non blood traitor pure blood but I rather have a pure blood wife who actually looks decent. This pug faced girl is unsuitable to be my bride.

Professor Snape is not my godfather. He is my potion's teacher. That's it. Nothing else. We are not in love. I mean, this just shows you muggles are low twisted sickening scum. I am not homosexual.

Finally, me with Potter? First, I sympathize Potter and now, I love him? Do you muggles even have brain? I rather feel a cruciatus curse 100 times then love that half blood. Words fail me about how flabbergasted I was when I saw how popular this was. Damn all you muggles to hell!

I may not serve the Dark Lord anymore, but I still believe Muggles are beneath me. Also, last thing I would like to make it perfectly clear. I am a Malfoy. Do you stupid muggles know what this means? It means I'm a pure blood. It also means I am not part vampire or veela. Do you understand that?

Sincerely, Draco Malfoy

P.S You muggles think I'm hot? Hmph. At least you muggles have good taste.

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