Angry letters to writers

by RJStephenson

Characters we love and cherish in HP universe are getting frustrated by certain ways they were being portrayed. So, they decided to send the Fanfiction writers a letter to set things straight. Inspiration comes from writers who wrote same things, but never copied them word to word.

6. Chapter 6: Founders

Angry letter to writers

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 6: The Founders

Dear Fanficiton writers

Why don't we count? Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff and Salazar Slytherin. That's four. 4 people created Hogwarts. These four people also created the houses of Hogwarts. Do you know what this means? If you guessed that it means there are only four houses and no extra secret house, you are correct!

We would also like to point out that while we were all very close at one point, we were never romantically involved with each other. Godric and Rowena were never lovers, Helga and Salazar were not lovers either. If Godric and Rowena were lovers, that means the Grey Lady (Helena) is Godric's daughter. And no, she isn't.

Also, Salazar really did hate muggles. He left school due to the fact that his hatred towards muggles grew and grew, to the point it became a huge issue with the other three founders.

We will summarize it again. 4 founders means 4 house. None of them were lovers and Salazar was a muggle hater.

Sincerely, The Founders

P.S Salazar would like to say Parseltongue (ability to talk to snake) exists but there is no such thing as Parselmagic.

P.P.S Our name is not Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy.

P.P.P.S While Godric saw and loved many lions in the world, he has never acquainted himself with a gigantic talking lion called Aslan. None of us have.

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