YoshiTruth
Has anyone else really looked at Yoshi's wepons?
It was Yoshi VS Luigi in Super Smash Brothers. Luigi kicked Yoshi off the stage but somehow, he managed to climb back on. Yoshi yelled "NOW YOUR"E GONNA GET IT LUIGI!" Then Yoshi pooped out an egg and threw it at Luigi. Luigi caught it and yelled at Yoshi. " YOSHI DON'T YOU REALISE YOU ARE THROWING YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN AT ME?!" "Hmmm... I never really thought about it that way". Yoshi said. Luigi also said this: "Yoshi, If you can give birth does that mean you are a women?" The question seemed inncontent enough but it sent Yoshi over the edge. "RAWR!" Yoshi yelled at Luigi. Luigi just made a face like this 0-0 "Pfft, so not scary." Then Yoshi sent Luigi flying off the stage and into the crowed.
Yep. Now you know the truth. YOSHI IS A WOMEN!
BIYA!