I'm sorry about the long update. I've been so busy and I like to get ahead of chapters.

Chibi in a Box

Chapter 11 What to with a pointless chapter

3rd POV

It was a normal day and everyone was in the living room. Pein was in control of the remote while drinking coffee. Konan was fiddling with some paper while Deidara did the same with his clay. Sasori was sleeping, Itachi was reading, Kakazu was counting money, June was playing some card game with Ashton, Zetsu was doing, something, Hidan was playing with one of the girl's phones, Kisame was sleeping, Tobi and Serenity were playing tag.

"Your it!" Serenity yelled tagging Tobi then giggling. Tobi gasped loudly chasing after her.

Ashton had gotten Tobi's mask from shop. It was as good as new now, but sometimes out in public, he would wear the eye patch and his scarf over his mouth and nose with his hair reaching almost to his eye. Leaving his eye only visible.

Tobi ran after Serenity trying to tag her. Serenity jumped over the couch Hidan was on and over the coffee table. Tobi ran in front off the T.V to try and catch her. Pein's eye twitched, annoyed Tobi was blocking the T.V.

"Tobi, move away from the T.V," Pein commanded.

"Tobi stay in front of the T.V like a good boy," Ashton commanded.

"Okie dokie," he laughed with a playful salute. "Good boy," Ashton praised not looking up from her deck of cards. "Why do you like torturing Pein?" Serenity asked.

"Because, other people's pain is my pleasure. Especially his, the all mighty leader of the Akatsuki being tortured by a civilian girl is just about the most entertaining, funniest, evilness thing ever."

"Watch your tongue girl," Pein hissed taking a sip from his cup. "Watch your tongue girl blah blah I'm cool blah blah you have to listen to me because I'm god," Ashton mocked.

"I could kill you at any second," he threatened. "But you're to lazily to put down your coffee and get up from that soft, comfy couch to try and kill me," Ashton winked.

Pein growled and glared at her.

"Ashton-chan's a bad girl," Tobi growled playfully. "But I thought Tobi liked bad girl's, I mean, I like bad boys."

June snorted into her hand and looked up at her. "What was that I hear?" June asked sarcastically. "Is that the ancient sound of- could it be, flirting?"

"Gross! No! Not with Mr. Evil," she spat. "But Tobi thought Ashton-chan loved Tobi," he sulked. "It's okay Tobi! I love you," Serenity squealed giving Tobi a hug.

"Ugh! All the love it burns yeah!" Deidara whined. "Your just jealous!" Serenity pouted.

It was lunch time and Serenity was tired, to tired to cook.

"Guys guess what?" she announce. "Your going to die?" Kakuzu asked with a little hope. "We wish. But Serenity knowing her will be the last to die so she can torture us longer," June commented.

"No, no. I don't want to make lunch," she whined.

"What (un)!" almost everyone shouted.

"So were going to McDonalds!" Serenity cheered. "What the-" Hidan was cut off by June saying, "You just want to go in the play place." "Yay I do," Serenity confessed.

June's POV

"Don't touch the dials," I growled.

Deidara, at the moment, was trying to figure out how to use the car. Deidara, like everyone thought was a dumb blond, is actually smart for his age. He is dumb, he is not book smart, but logic wise, the kids a genius. I mean he was able to figure out all those dirty tricks on Gaara in like a matter of seconds.

I do respect him, a little. Right now we were on our way to McDonalds, Deidara, Itachi and I were in the front. Ashton forced Pein in the back and Serenity was on Tobi's lap for lack of space.

"June what does this do yeah?" Deidara asked. "I don't know. It could be the one that ejects you from the seat. Or the one that's explodes you. Or the one that straps you to the seat so I can torture you," I suggested with a sadistic grin.

Deidara retracted his hand from the buttons and sulked. "June-chan," Serenity whined.

"What!" I snapped back. "Can you turn on the music?" she asked like a child.

"Sure," I sighed. "Deidara. Push that black dial then turn it to the left," I commanded. He did so and music turned on.

"Okay so we have four toddlers, three moody teenagers, two mature adults, a pet fish, two old people, and a plant," Ashton wondered.

"And who falls in which category?" I asked.

"That's simple. Hidan, Serenity, Tobi and Deidara are the kids. The teenagers are Pein, Sasori and I. June and Konan are mature adults. Kisame is the fish. Gramps and Itachi are the old people. Zet-"

"What do you mean Itachi's old and why am I fish!" Kisame yelled.

"Well Itachi may be twenty something but mentally he's an old man. For you Kisame you look like a fish," Ashton explained.

"Oi! I ain't no kid! I'm a man!" Hidan yelled.

"I agree hmm! I'm a man!" Deidara yelled. Deidara, a man, that's cute.

"Stop yelling in my ear!" I yelled back. "Shut up," I heard Kakuzu scolded. I almost drove off the road while yelling. "Shut up!" Ashton yelled. "No woman! I'll yell if I want!" Hidan yelled.

"I will force you out of this car!" Ashton yelled.

"Come on guys. Don't fight," Serenity pleaded.

"I agree. This fight is most unnecessary," Itachi commented. "Thank you," I said.

"I don't know. It would be entertaining to watch them rip each other's heads off and then we won't have to deal with them anymore," Sasori said finding it humorous.

"Danna!" Serenity whined.

"Tobi thinks we should just hug and be friends!" Madara yelled in a idiotic voice. "Quiet!" Pein yelled. Everything was dead silent. I sighed and kept driving.

"Finally food!" Ashton yelled running into the fast food, unhealthy, fattening, restaurant. I entered the building and right away regretted coming here. This place was so unhealthy. I mean it's pure grease! I only like their cookies and fries. And even that is not good.

"Yay!" Serenity cheered running up to the corner.

"I'll like nine burgers all of them with everything on them, three Big Macs, one with out any pickles, lettuce, and tomatoe. 5 ten piece chicken nuggets, 13 sodas, six chocolate chip cookies, 13 large fries, and an order of your new mozzarella sticks. Seven of them please." Ashton ordered that all?

I walked over skittishly and put my money on the content.

"Here you go," I said putting the money on the counter. "I'm hungry!" Hidan yelled pumping his fist in the air.

"Food is on the way Hidan my friend!" Ashton yelled back.

I left Ashton to take care of the rest and plopped into one of the booths. Itachi calmly came and sat into one of the booths along with Kakauzu and Sasori on the other side.

I looked over to see Serenity dragging Hidan, Kisame and Deidara into the play place. "This will be entertaining," I mused. "What will?" Itachi asked. "Serenity is going into the children's area," Ashton observed jumping in on the conversation.

"I'm looking forward to Kisame getting stuck in a tube," I chuckled. "Go down the slide!" Serenity yelled. I then heard a few thumps and a groan. "Serenity! You shouldn't have pushed me!" Kisame yelled. "That was hilarious fish!" Hidan laughed.

"Your immortality won't save you Hidan when I get out!" Kisame yelled angerly. "Are you stuck or something hmm?" Deidara asked. "I am! This stupid kids place!"

"Pein pay up! One of your members did get stuck down a kids slide!" Ashton yelled. "

Idiots," Pein muttered and handing Ash some money.

I'm about to give you some debt saving advise. Never bet with Ashton, she 99% of the time wins.

"I'm coming for you Kisame!" Serenity yelled. I heard a few more thumps. "Well now your stuck," Kisame said with disappointment in his voice.

"Hidan don't come down!" Serenity yelled.

"I do what ever I want woman," Hidan snapped going down the slide. Another thump was heard and one more groan.

"She told you not to come down!" Kisame yelled. I heard Deidara start laughing hysterically but then started yelling and another thump was heard.

"June! Ashton!" Serenity cried. "Help!" she cried again.

"I'll go get them," Ashton grumbled turning her hat so the front was facing the back.

"Things got serious," I muttered. I turned around to see a satisfying smirk on Kakuzu.

"Why are you smirking?" I asked.

"I can bring this up later and make Hidan lose his temper. Pein recently made a new commandment if anyone acts violent towards you we are allowed to attack, including each other," he explained. I could already see where this was going.

"Oder 34!" the cashier called. "Sasori get the food!" Ashton yelled from the play place. "Go do yourself brat!" he yelled. I sighed and got up but Konan already got it for me.

"Thanks," I smiled.

Konan smiled back and went back to a booth where Pein and her sat.

"I think Konan and Pein like each other," I whispered to Itachi. He shook his head and said, "Most of us had the same assumption but they made it clear they were not in a court ship," he explained with a cough.

Itachi started to cough more. It was almost violent. I put my hand on his back and got up. "I'll get you a drink," I said running up to the counter. I grabbed some water and gave it to him. "Drink up," I said.

Itachi drank it quickly and gasped for air after he gulped it down. He started coughing more. He got up and quickly walked into the bathroom. "Kakuzu is he always like this?" I asked. The miser nodded.

"He is always coughing. Just not this bad," he said. I was a little worried for him. Not that I care about him, in a humane way I do, but not personally, I think.

"What disease does he have?" I asked. "I don't know. I've asked him about it but he always denies it or say claims it is a cold. I have offered to check him over for a small fee but he refuses," Kakuzu said gruffly.

"After summer is over I have a job at the hospital as a nurse. I could maybe give him a check up then," I pondered aloud.

"You have not mentioned your jobs," Kakuzu hinted. "I never have. Well I am a nurse. Serenity works at a dance school. Ashton was an accountant but she was fired now she is working on a woman's boxing career."

"How was she fired?" the miser asked.

"Umm the boss criticized her work. Ash then umm grabbed the printer and threw it at him. She might have then started shredding all her work for the company. I mean she got sued a little bit but she had no jail time. She was on parole but not in jail. I'm mean there was a lot of screaming too," I said with a sweat drop.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and sighed. "Did she have any other jobs before that?" he asked. "Yeah, Ashton tends to get a little carried away though. Before that she worked at a drive through. Before that she worked at Disney and before that she tried to work in a hospital," I said. I forgot to mention this was all in two years.

"Move your fat butt!" I heard Ashton yelled. "Oi! Women shut up!" Hidan yelled. "O go eat a happy meal you jerk! I think you need one!" she yelled. Bang!

"What was that for women!" Hidan screamed. "That was for disrespectin' me!" Ashton yelled. Deidara was laughing and Kisame was chuckling. "This is amusing," Sasori smirked.

"You just enjoy Barbie's suffering," I said. "I do," he chuckled. "Your a disgrace to the human race," I said. "If I am a disgrace that means you're worse," Sasori shot back.

"Just keep talking. If you haven't notice when I'm interested I start to yawn Pinocchio," I fake yawned. "It was a mistake engaging in conversation with you," I said.

"If you want to talk about mistakes go talk to your parents," he said with a stupid smirk. Ouch, that hurt. "Scientist discovered the world is full of protons and neutrons, but they forgot to mention morons," I snapped.

"June why are you talking about yourself?" Kakuzu asked. "O! Now you want to get in on this miser?" I said with a fake gasp. "It's better then listening to your idiotic comments, I may as well show you how it's done."

"Whatever," Sasori said with a roll of the eyes. "It is a true wonder June that you prove scientists wrong. Evolution can work in reverse," Sasori yawned.

"It is a wonder. This degenerate generation are all idiots," I said. "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, I don't speak idiot," Sasori shot back. "I've been called worse by the better," I said.

"We're you two just born stupid or did you take lessons?" Kakuzu asked.

"O the zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage," I glared. "I honestly don't want to slap you, that would make your face look prettier," he countered.

To be honest I didn't know Kakuzu was this good at come backs. "O Kakuzu your so funny, intelligent and cool, wait I thought we were having a lying contest since what you said was false."

"June calling you an idiot would be a insult to stupid people." Sasori said. "You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyways."

"If laughter is the best medicine your face is probably making the world a better place brat," he snapped. "Both your insults are disturbingly terrible," Kakuzu said with a gruff voice.

"They're not insults Kakuzu. I'm just describing you two," I said.

"I didn't realize you had such a mouth," a voice said. I turned around to see Itachi. I turned red and sunk into the seat. Sasori and Kakuzu chuckled.

Ashton's POV

I finally got Hidan's fat butt out of the tube. Barbie, sushi, and idiot were pouting in the corner.

"Come on. Let's go eat. You all look like you need a happy meal ya emos," I muttered.

The group followed me out of the room and into the main eating area. We took our food and sat in a booth.

"I like this crap," Hidan said stuffing a burger in his mouth. "Chew with your mouth closed," I hissed.

He rolled his eyes and kept eating. I looked over at the fries to see Deidara had a container to himself. I shrugged and reached over for some.

"I don't think you want to do that," Kisame stated.

"Why not?" I asked. Deidara blushed and sunk into the chair. "I umm yeah. My mouth yeah, hand hmm. You know yeah," he stuttered. "Dude speak English," I said slowly.

"Blondes mouth things get stupid spit all over the freaking place," Hidan finally said. "That's nothing to be embarrassed of. I think they're cool," I stated.

"Really un?" Deidara asked. "Yay she does. I already told you that Deidara!" Serenity shouted in a childish voice.

"But, I don't know, can you control them?" I asked.

"Not really. They do kinda whatever they want," he stated. "Can you eat with them?" Serenity asked. "Yes. But I don't do it often, it feels weird yeah," blonde said. I grabbed his wrist and inspected his hand mouth.

I took a straw and poked right next to it. The tongue slowly came out licking the area.

"Do you need another toothbrush?" I asked. "Kinda hmm," he said a little embarrassed.

I continued my experiments and wetted down a napkin with my drink. I crumpled it up and placed it next to the mouth on Deidara's hand. The tongue this time quickly came out it trying to lick it. "It thinks it's clay yeah," Deidara mused.

"How hard is it to form clay in your actual mouth?" Serenity asked. "It's not hard or easy hmm. I don't do it often," he answered. "Cool," Serenity said with her eyes sparkling.

"It's not that cool. Especially when he's eating out of the same bag of chips as you," Kisame said with a sigh. I laughed and grabbed my phone.

"Say cheese!" I yelled pointing it in the air above us. It was really a stretch though. I clicked the button and in a flash a new memory was captured.

"I love cameras so much," I laughed hugging my phone.

"I love phones in general," Serenity giggled. Kisame had a toothy grin in the photo. Deidara held up to peace signs with his hand mouths sticking out.

Hidan was smirking and had a burger in his hands. Serenity grinned a huge grin. I loved her smile. Her high cheekbones compliment her big smile. Her pink lips shape it perfectly. Then there was me. My hat was pulled up a little and I stuck my tongue out.

I saw Serenity looking over at the booth June was in with sparkles in her eyes. Her atmosphere screams look! I looked over and saw June blushing at Itachi.

"Serenity! You know what this means, right?" I asked with a devilish grin.

Hopefully this won't get me band from another Mcdonals. Serenity and I got up and walked by June. We stuck our faces by hers started sing.

"Itachi and June! Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!~" while we sung that we danced making kissy faces.

"First comes love! Then comes marriage! Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" we sung dancing around. June turned a darker shade of red. I'm not sure if it was from anger or embarrassed, but it probably was a little bit of both.

"Ashton. Serenity," June growled. "Run," she growled.

I sprinted away but in a blink June was on me.

"You started this!" she screamed. Let's get one things straight, June isn't one to get made easily. But she did get embarrassed a little too easy and that messed with all her other emotions.

I jumped over the counter at the register. "Eat coffee!"

I grabbed a cup and chucked it at her. She dodged it and took a deep breath.

"Ha ha! I will not die today." In my victory I grabbed some of the fries from the frying rack and shoved it in my mouth.

Salty goodness in the form of fried potatoes! I love them!

"Yes!" I yelled trashing the back.

"Excuse me," a voice said. I turned around to see a McDonalds worker. I looked down realizing what I just done. "I think I'm gonna go and never come back."

The worker glared me down with beady eyes. I slowly made my way to June with a hung head. "Ashton," she called.

"What?" I asked in a sad tone. "Where's Tobi?" she asked. Where was Mr. Evil?

"Tobi's a good boy!"

That must be him. We looked to the entrance to see Tobi running from a gang of men. A biker gang, great.

"Tobi is a good boy," he cried.

"Get him!" one of the men yelled. "That punk broke our motorcycles!" another yelled.

O joy! Being banned from McDonalds while getting fined is just great. Add the broken bikes from a gang of motorcycling men. Yes, just great! I only have one word for situations like this. Only one.

"RUN!"

What do you think Tobi did to upset all those bikers? I just want to point out one thing now. The girls will start to refer to Obito to how they see him and by this I mean who they see the most of. Serenity does know who Obito really is but she likes the Tobi persona best

June- Madara

Serenity- Tobi

Ashton- Obito

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