Angry letter to writers

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 8: Goblins

Dear Fanficiton writers

Humans, you are highly misinformed about us Goblins. Please refrain from spreading false knoweldge.

First, us Goblins do not listen to command of the wizard. We at the Gringotts would never seal someone's will, hide someone's heritage or inheritance. For all we care, Merlin himself could come to us and we still wouldn't care about what he says.

We are not bloodthirsty monsters. We are shrewd. We are strict. We like to keep our law. That doesn't mean we will constantly pull out our blade and use it against humans.

Goblin warriors fight for their own kin. No matter how rich you are, us Goblins would never hire out our own kin for them to work for humans.

While highly amusing concept, us Goblins would never raise a human child. We will just send them to the nearest orphanage. No human has called a goblin father or mother and no goblin has regarded a human as their offspring.

Sincerely Goblins

P.S Goblins are the only beings who controls a bank. Elves, fairies, pixies and other creatures do not run a bank.

A/N: These last few chapters were bit short, so that is why I decided to upload three at a time. What do you think? Thank you all for those who left a review!