Bowser and the Princess
What exactly happens when the Princess gets kidnapped.
Mario and Peach were enjoying a lovely picnic in the park "Mario, I'm gonna go to the ladies room. Okay?" "Okay Peach, see you when you get back." he said. But the Princess never did come back. Then Mario got a letter from Bowser. It said: Bwahahahahaha! Eye have cidnapped ur Pincess! She wil bee min! Bwhahahahaha! Bowzer
Mario thought " Should I be worried about the fact that he kidnaped the Princess, or that he can't spell?" Then Mario went off to go rescue his girlfriend for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000th time.
Meanwhile,
Bowser had Peach in the large cage with the bow on it. "Bwahahahaha! Princess Peach, will you marry me now?" "No." "Now?" "No." This went on for hours until Bowser had heard word that Mario was in the castle. He grabbed a nearby goomba and made him get into a toad suit. "Wait in the room behind me." Bowser hissed. The battle went on like normal, Mario jumped in the big turtle 3 times and he fell into the lava below. Mario went through the door to find a goomba in a poorly sewn toad outfit. "Sorry Mario, but our Princess is in another castle!" said the goomba in a high squeaky voice. Mario stomped in it, grabbed the Princess and left for home.
Sorry fans, but your FairHairedAdventureSeeker is in another castle!