Angry letter to writers

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 9: Merlin

Dear Fanficiton writers

What many people seemed to have mistaken is the fact that I attended Hogwarts, and I was a Slytherin.

This means, the 4 founders were not my child. How could I be father of someone older then me?

Also, I did not have a child. It means, my "Heir" doesn't exist. What I found to be rather disturbing is that some people wrote about me having an heir with Morgan Le Fay. We were enemies. That never happened.

Please refrain yourself from writing me as the founders father. It is highly inaccurate. Why, that would be like saying Harry Potter is father of Albus Dumbledore!

Sincerely Merlin

P.S Merlin's beard! Is a bit of an overused phrase. Don't you think? Of course, I shouldn't complain since some people say Morgan's t***.

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