A/N: Hey guys! Thanks to all of you who are following this story! I hope you're enjoying it so far! For this chapter I thought I'd try a new format. I've taken three separate smaller moments and put them together for the month of March, so I hope you like it and maybe I'll do a few more this way in the future! Enjoy, all you beautiful people!

I wake up clutching my pillow pet with Dan gone. Groaning, I force myself to get up and put on a pair of shorts and Dan's circle shirt, taking pillow pet Dan with me out of Dan's room.

Real Dan's laughter comes from the kitchen so I wander in.

"Hey babe! I woke up and you were gone," I say, and he turns away from his laptop to look at me. "Oh, damn, you're doing your live show! I totally forgot!"

"That's okay, love! Come join me," he tells me. I give him a strange look but set my pillow pet down and walk over to him, accidentally running into the table on my way over.

"Fuck!" Dan laughs and pulls me onto his lap. The comments on YouNow are going crazy.

"I guess I owe you Danosaurs an explanation. This is Sarah, I'm sure you all remember her from a few of my videos. We've known each other for about seven months and have been dating for three of those. And before you waste your comments on stuff like 'OMG DANYUL Y U NO TELL US U LESBO LOVE MEEE INSTEAD' I just want to say that I'm totally and completely in love with her. Just ask Phil, he's always annoyed with us. That might be because we get pretty loud..um….nevermind. Sarah, why don't you tell the people about yourself?" I think for a moment about what to say, and Dan pulls me closer, resting his head on my shoulder. At least 300 people take snapshots.

"Well, I'm Sarah, I'm 21, I was born and raised in good old Wisconsin, and there's currently a bruise forming on my thigh."

"Say something interestinger than that!"

"But I don't wanna!"

"Then I'll make you!" He digs his fingers into my sides and I start to laugh hysterically and try to wriggle out of his grip.

"N-n-noo! Stooop, Dan!" He only tickles me harder.

Once he stops and I calm down, we take a look at some of the comments. Some of them are quite forward.

"What's that Vanessa? I can't hear you over the great sex we just had." I feel Dan smile, his lips brushing my neck ever so slightly. "Yes, actually, David, our relationship is pretty kinky. Oh, and he's a terrific kisser, Ashely, Lauren, Aly, Mel, Cody, Kayla, ShayQuisha and everyone else who asked."

"Whoa, wait, wait, wait! Brad, what did you just say? She's my girlfriend! That was vulgar!" We answer some random questions before it's time to wrap up the show. "Thanks for being so sweat to Sarah, I really appreciate it! I'll see you guys Friday for my next video, How to Turn Your Girlfriend into a Cookie."

"Wait, what? I never agreed to this!"

"Bye guys!" He presses the button to end the show and I turn so I'm straddling him.

"Well that was fun!" I say, and press my lips to his for a passionate kiss.

"You're still broadcasting, you know!" Phil yells from the other room.

"Fuck!" Dan exclaims, pressing the right button this time before resuming our kiss.

It's one of those rare mornings where I have to work early so I can make it to class on time, and I crawl out of my bed carefully so as not to wake Dan, who had spent the night again. I creep to the bathroom and start to get undressed. As my pajama pants and underwear fall onto the cool tile floor, I realize that I forgot a change of clothes for afterwards.

"Fuck," I mutter. Instead of redressing, I just pick up my towel and wrap it around my body. I slowly creak the bathroom door open and tip toe down to the hall back to my room. To my surprise, Dan is nowhere in sight. I shrug, he must've gotten hungry.

I quietly slide open my dresser drawer and grab my clothes before heading back to the bathroom. As I'm halfway there, I hear a rustling noise from down the hall.

"Hello?" I call, though I may just be hearing things. I decide on that and continue to the bathroom until suddenly a large figure lunges out of the darkness and rams into me, lifting me off the ground I let out a terrified scream.

"I've got you!" An all too familiar voice laughs, slinging me over his shoulder.

"Dan!" I squeal, hihtting him on the back and kicking my legs to try and break free. "You scared the shit out of me!" My towel's loose and about to fall off. Dan acknowledges this and sets me down, tightening the towel around me. A grin spreads across his face as I stand up on my tiptoes to kiss him.

"Naughty boy, bad," I scold, tapping his noes with my finger. He makes a biting motion at it and laughs.

"So what if I am?" He raises an eyebrow at me. I get up close to his face as I tighten the towel a bit more.

"Then you deserve to be punished," I whisper, grazing my fingers lightly up his arms and kissing his neck. He lets out a groan. "I was about to take a shower, bad boy." I wink at him, an invitation for him to join me. I take his hand and walk the rest of the way to the bathroom, letting the towel drop at our feet as we enter. I can feel his eyes on me as I start up the shower. As I start to turn to face him, his warm arms wrap around my middle and his mouth kisses the delicate skin behind my ear. I let out a small, blissful sigh before I turn around in his arms, kissing him passionately. My arms slide forwards and pull off his shirt. I shiver a bit as our skin makes contact. The tie on Dan's sweatpants seems to undo itself, causing them to fall, along with his boxers.

His erection presses against my thigh and his hands venture down towards my ASs.

"Come on," I moan, smiling against his lips and pulling him into the roomy shower stall. The hot water curls his hair and droplets stick to his eyelashes. WE just stare at each other for a bit, our fingertips barely touching. Dan leans in slowly, planting a single kiss on my lips before cupping my ASs and pulling me up to him. I wrap both of my legs around his waist and he begins to kiss my neck. I weave my hands into his dark hair, softly moaning as he moves his lips down between my breasts.

He carefully sets me down, moving his mouth onto mine. Our tongues fight for dominance until I break away. I shimmy down his front to face his penis. My tongue carefully traces his shaft, moving to the base. I trail kisses up to his tip and stop, hovering my lips above his cock.

"Please," Dan groans, twisting a hand in my hair. I grin and begin to slide my mouth down his penis. I go slow at first, feeling a bit evil. Dan thrusts himself into my mouth, and I accept it. My mouth forms an "O" around him and I can feel he's almost on the edge. I slowly take him out of my mouth.

"No, Sarah," he moans as I stand back up. His erection presses up on me harder than ever. His arms lift me up and I slide a bit due to the water. Dan's mouth tickles my collar bone, making me moan uncontrollably. He lines himself up to me, brushing his penis up and down my vagina. It's his turn to be evil.

"Dannn," I plead, trying to fit him inside me.

"You ready?" He grins against my collarbone.

"Obviously!" I squeal as he enters me without a warning. I cling to him as he pounds himself in and out of me, getting stronger each stroke. "Oh my god!" I moan as I reach my peak.

"Oh god," Dan groans as he releases himself into me. I grind my hips into him, wanting to extend my orgasm. Dan slowly pulls out and grins at me.

"Good morning to you too!" he grins at me.

"You're so bad." I laugh into his skin as he pulls me forwards onto him.

"The worst," he purrs, pressing his mouth on my ear once more.

"No! You guys! What did we say about having sex while you're sick?" Katie yells. Dan and I break off our kiss and give her annoyed looks.

"But there's nothing to dooooo," I groan, hitting my pillow weakly.

"You're both sick! You're not going to get better if you don't rest!" Dan gives me a love-filled look, his face flushed.

"I'm not sure I want to get better, then," he says, pulling me towards him again.

"No! Stop it! Eat your soup!" We both groan and do as she says. "Besides, it's just all the meds talking, once they wear off you're gonna feel like shit." She sits down on the floor and watches us, making sure we actually eat our soup.

Phil walks in a few minutes later.

"What's going on here?" he asks, looking from Katie on the floor to Dan and I in his bed.

"They tried to have sex," she tells him.

"Again?" Katie nods. "No wonder they're both sick. Are we sure it's not aids?"

"Positive." Both of them giggle.

"I see what you did there." Dan and I share an annoyed look.

"Can you guys leave now?" he asks impatiently.

"Will you behave?"

"Of course we will," I tell them. "We're sick, what are we going to do?" Phil gives me a look, but he and Katie leave anyways. Dan and I resume our previous activity.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this! It was pretty much just a filler, but whatever. Tell me what you thought, pretty pretty pretty please! Thanks again, my little turnips!

xo

Sarah