ZINGA!
I don't know what to say about this. Uhh. I LIKE KITTIES! MEOW MEOW! :3
Mario was just walking around one day, being all awesome and stuff when a letter fell from the sky and landed on his head. "WTH?" Mario shouted. Then he ripped open the letter. It said: Deer Maryo, This iz Bowzer. Eye have knot cidnapped the Pincess an she iz safez inzise hers caztle. Fom Bowzer Pee Ess: This is knot an joke.
Mario finished reading the letter. He decided to check on the Princess, just in case. When he got inside a random toad said the famous line. "Sorry Mario, but out Princess is in another castle! Just kidding! She is in the room at the end of this hallway, to the right." Mario shoved the toad into a wall and walked to the door. He though he heard the Princesses laughter in there. He opened the door reciveing the shock of his life. Peach was sitting in a hot tub, in her bikini with Link, Caption Falcon, Master Chief, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and Snake. "P p pp p peach?" Princess Peach looked up, shocked to see Mario. "Hey Mario! Wanna come in the hot tub with us?" "Sure I will Peach!" Then Mario got into the hot tub, fully clothed and used his smash brothers skills and sent all of them flying through the roof. He then picked up a magizine from a basket near the side of the tub, magicaly changed into his swim suit, and helped himself to the snack and fruit try that was on a floating table.
Yep! NEVER go into a hot tub with Mario's girlfriend or else he will get pissed and send you flying!
Biya!