Angry letter to writers
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Chapter 12: Sirius Black
Dear Fanficiton writers
I was speechless when I saw a fic about me and Moony. We are close, but not that close! Same goes for James and don't even associated me with that dirty rat bastard! I don't swing that way you know. I'll have you know, back when I was at Hogwarts, I had girls lining up to me!
Also, Hermione, Ginny and Luna? Come on. I'm old enough to be their father! Also I would never touch Hermione and Ginny. Certain red and black haired boys have eyes on them. (You know who I'm talking about!)
Lily is my friend and still is. Just like James was my brother in all but blood, Lily was my sister in all but blood.
But something I do like. Associating me with Marlene Mckinnon and Amelia Bones. Now that's a proper story. They were nice girls. I did meet them few times at Hogwarts. If you are going to write about my love life, try to do it with either these two or someone you call OC. Don't know what that is, but still sounds better than Moony, Prongs or Harry's friends.
Also, look. Azkaban is a horrible place that nearly broke me. If it wasn't for the thought about me being innocent and the thought that Harry was out there, I would have lost my mind long time ago. Even after I got out, the damage was still there. I tried my best not to show it to Harry but sometimes, it's hard.
The reason I hated Snivellus and still do is he represented everything I despised. I grew up in dark family who thought muggles were scums. I hated every single thing about it and that was why I was overjoyed to be in Gryffindor. Old Snivellus was a Slytherin (though I don't mind this too much anymore. My brother Reg was a Slytherin. (sigh Reg you stupid idiot...)) and he hanged out with Death Eater wannbes who tormented muggles. That's what made me to resent him so much.
Lastly, you sick people. DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH SNIVELLUS! What were you drinking when you wrote that? I mean, if I had to be hooked with a male character, couldn't it be someone else? I mean WHY HIM?
Sincerely Sirius Black
P.S Sirusly, enough with Serious jokes. The are only funny the first time.
P.P.S No one in my family has name Jacob.
P.P.P.S Also, Prongs asked me to tell you that there were only Marauders at Hogwarts at our time. There was no such thing as female version of Marauders. We were legends that no one could even come close to.
A/N:Thank you all for those who left a review!