Im not dead, I repeat, I am not dead. I can blame school, but luckily I have a few good chapters coming up after this one. This is more of a filler than anything.
disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, otherwise Naruto would have a way better childhood.
Chibi in a Box Chapter 15 What to do when you annoy the akatsuki
3rd POV
"Shh!" a voice shushed.
A giggle was heard in the background and a chuckle.
Serenity turned the camera on her face a grinned. "Okay I'm Serenity," she introduced.
"Salutations, I'm June dorks," June greeted. "Sup, Ashton."
"So these are 14 ways to annoy the akatsuki," Serenity giggled. "While not getting caught," June added. "And killed," Ashton said.
"Ready?" Ashton asked. "Ready!"
1. Sing 'Pop Goes the Weasel' to Itachi
June laughed quietly to herself as she hid behind the corner with a camera. Serenity and Ashton snuck behind Itachi. Serenity giggled to herself quietly.
Itachi already knew that the girls were behind him, but he let them play their games.
Ashton and Serenity grabbed his shoulder and started twirling him. "All around the Mulberry Bush, the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey stopped to scratch his nose. Pop goes the weasel!" they sung.
They hit Itachi on the top of the head hard and laughed. Itachi twitched but kept walking. They repeated this process for at least ten times.
"Excuse me, but will you mind stopping your antics at the moment?" Itachi asked with a twitch of the eye. "Sorry Itachi, maybe next time," Serenity said poking him in the forehead.
Itachi looked dumbstruck. He stared at Serenity as she and Ashton walked away quietly. Itachi opened his mouth to say something but closed it and just kept staring at the two.
June smiled and walked after the two.
2. Hug Pein randomly
"Ashton, you're up again," June said. "Why me?" Ashton whined. "Because you've hugged him before," June countered.
"Fine," Ashton sighed walking into the kitchen where Pein was drinking coffee.
She went up to him and smiled. He nodded in acknowledgment. Ashton then went up behind him and wrapped her arms around him.
Pein stiffened and looked at her with wide eyes. "Ashton?" "Shh Pein," Ashton shushed petting the top of his head. Pein just stood there in silence not knowing what to do.
"Ashton, get o-" "No, you need more love my friend," Ashton shushed.
Serenity laughed as she watched Pein contemplate whether to get her off violently or not. Since Ashton was so much taller than Pein her chin rested on his head while she hugged him.
Pein grabbed her arm and ripped it off him flinging her over him.
Ashton looked dumbstruck on what just happen but it then registered with her that Pein just flipped her over him.
"Why don't you love me?" Ashton yelled as Deidara walked through the door and saw Ashton fake crying.
"Deidara! Pein just broke up with me!" she lied, crying hysterically. "Wait you and leader were in a relationship yeah?" Deidara asked.
"You see! Pein didn't even tell anybody we were a couple!" Ashton cried running out of the room fake crying.
Deidara looked at Pein and shook his head.
"Ashton just took it a step further," Serenity laughed.
3. Mess up Kakuzu's counting
"June, your turn," Serenity chimed.
June smirked and walked into the living room to see Kakauzu counting his money.
"Hey," June greeted.
"35, 36, 37," Kakuzu counted. He laid the green dollars on the table one after another.
June sat on the couch watching count.
"40, 41," Kakuzu mumbled to himself.
"46, 42," June said.
"43," Kakuzu said. He stopped counting and looked at June. He shook his head and said "42."
"54, 76, 21,"June randomly said.
"22," Kakuzu growled.
"54, 89, 86, 97," June said.
"98, 99-" Kakuzu stopped counting and looked at June. He looked at his money and started counting again.
"1, 2, 3," he said to himself quietly.
"1,7, 6, 5."
"6, 7."
"9, 8, 4."
"8, 10."
"24."
"25, 26, 2-" Kakuzu stopped and glared at June.
"34," June said.
"June!" Kakuzu yelled. "Sorry," June said sheepishly walking to Kakuzu.
She put her hands on the table and smiled. "I'll just go," June dwelled. She smiled at him and moved her arm quickly towards his money. Her hand snatched it up and June dashed away.
"JUNE!"
4. Peeper spray someone
"I don't wanna do this one," Serenity whined.
"But that means you have to do the next one," Ashton said.
"It's okay, besides, I love watching Sasori suffer," June chuckled.
Serenity handed her the bottle of pepper spray and smiled sheepishly.
June smiled darkly and gripped the bottle. She quickly ran to his room and knocked. "Come in," Sasori said.
"Hello Sasori, I just came in the ask you if you could look at this," June said pulling out the peeper spray.
Sasori motioned for her to come to him. He looked at the bottle under close inspection. He shook it and heard a liquid shake in it.
"Well there certainly is a liquid in it," Sasori observed. June smiled devilishly and mentally did a dance.
"So Sasori, is there anything through the hole. Anything you can see?" June asked curiously.
Sasori shook his head and observed the bottle further. He shook it once more before looking in the hole. He squinted his eye to look in it and frowned.
"I don't see anything," he thought aloud. June nodded her head and gingerly put her finger and the button that releases the burning spray. "To bad," she said, "can you look again?"
Sasori sighed but looked again. June pressed her finger to the bottles top. The liquid shot directly in his eye. He yelled out in surprise and held is eye.
"June!" he screamed stumbling backwards gripping his eye. June laughed evilly at his pain. "I can't believe the great Sasori fell for that!"
June walked up to him, opened the bottle to pour it on him. Before she did Serenity burst through the door with the camera.
"June! Stop hurting Danna!" Serenity yelled.
"Fine,I'll stop right," June paused and dumped the liquid on Sasori, "now." Sasori yelled again cradling himself.
Serenity helped him clean up but was yelled at after.
"Serenity you're up next," Ashton said. Serenity grinned and handed her the camera.
5. Tell Tobi "You know his secret".
Serenity went up to Tobi in the middle of the living room. Everyone else was watching T. V. Serenity slowly crept by him and grabbed his shoulders.
"Hiya Tobi!" she greeted. "Hi Serenity! Does Serenity want to play with Tobi?" he asked
"No, I just came to tell you, I know your secret," Serenity said loudly.
"What secret?" Tobi asked scratching the back of his neck.
"That secret," Serenity whispered. Tobi started to get nervous and scratched his head.
"Tobi doesn't know what secret Serenity is talking about," he nervously laughed.
"Guys, Tobi's hiding who he really is from all you!" Serenity shouted. The Akatsuki turned to Serenity wondering what she was talking about.
"No! No! No! Serenity doesn't know what she's talking about!" Tobi yelled.
This peaked some of the members interest. "So what secret Tobi?" Kisame asked. "What'cha hiding Tobi?" Hidan asked with a devilish grin.
"Tobi is secretly-" "Tobi is nothing! Tobi is Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" he screeched. Ashton laughed as she watched Tobi suffer, June smirked just loving him suffer in general, the blond did love others pain.
"Why don't you tell your senpai what your hiding," Serenjty suggested.
"Tobi is hiding nothing!" Tobi yelled.
"Tobi is secretly." Serenity paused her sentence for dramatic affect, Tobi shook his head violently and tried to cover her mouth.
"Tobi is secretly Deidara's lover!" Serenity yelled pointing at Tobi. "How could you hide this from them?" Serenity put her hand on her forehead, pretending she was about to faint.
"Ummm Tobi is sorry," the childish man said walking away. "Gross!" Deidara yelled.
"Dei-chan has a admirer!" Hidan teased.
Deidara crossed his arms and glared at Serenity while she walked away to June and Ashton.
6. Ask Kisame if he's related to Jaws
The girls sat down to watch a movie with Kisame quietly, little did the shark man know he was about to be disturbed from his peaceful movie watching.
"Hey Kisame, are you related to Jaws?" Ashton asked.
"No," Kisame said bluntly.
"Are you sure, I'm mean look at the resemblance! You two could be twins!" Serenity shouted childishly throwing her hands in the air.
Kisame shook his head and watched the screen again. "Kisame, did you have any siblings growing up?" Ashton asked. "No," he sighed annoyingly.
"Then that can be your long lost brother!" Ashton yelled. "Kisame, you should tell leader, you guys could get another powerful member," June explained.
Kisame rolled his eyes and growled slightly. "I am not related to Jaws!" he yelled.
"You're in denial Kisame, you know you have to be related to him," June teased, "trust me. I'm a nurse."
Kisame shook his head and ignored us.
"Kisame is related to jaws!" Serenity screamed. "Shut up brat!" Sasori called.
"Well this could have gone better," Ashton sighed.
7. Dye Deidara's hair
"Put more pink in," Serenity demanded. "No, then he'll know there something in it." June glared at Serenity and twisted the cap on to the shampoo bottle.
Serenity snatched the bottle from June and smiled wickedly. Serenity ran to her bathroom with Ashton right behind her holding a camera.
Serenity gingerly placed the bottle on the shelf. Footsteps were heard down the hall. "Danna! I'm gonna take a shower yeah!" Deidara yelled
"Perfect timing." Ashton grinned dragging Serenity out of the bathroom. "What were you two doing in there?" Deidara asked taking his ponytail out.
"Nothing," Ashton grinned. She slipped out of the room with Serenity.
"Now we wait."
Two minutes and 19 seconds later, according to June.
"Danna!" Deidara screamed. Serenity burst into a fit of giggles as Sasori stormed down the hall.
"Danna! Look at me!" Deidara yelled. "Cover yourself first brat!" Sasori scolded pushing Deidara back into the bathroom.
"He's such a wimp," June laugh. "Save me Danna, Dave me," June mocked. "June, he's only 14, he's still figuring out life, plus you were like that," Serenity explained.
Deidara came rampaging out of the bathroom with only a towel on and hot pink hair.
June slowly took out her phone and took a picture while laughing.
"It's not funny yeah!" Deidara yelled red in the face. Ashton burst out laughing. "Who did this?" Sasori asked.
The three girls shook their heads and looked at each other. Small smiles formed on their lips has they slowly turned around.
"What are you-" "Deidara likes pink! He even dyed his hair that!" Ashton screamed running out of the room with her friends.
8. Give Hidan a Christian bible
"Hidan, I got you a present," June sang.
"What!" he snapping looking at her.
"That's no way to speak to someone who's about to give you a present," June scolded lightly rocking on the balls of her feet.
Hidan walked over to he ran crossed his arms. "What is it?" he asked trying to look behind her back.
"Just a little something I picked up, it's a certain book I thought you'd like. Since you're stuck in our world you don't have access to any of your religious literature, I thought you'd enjoy this," June smiled handing him a book wrapping in black paper.
Hidan took it greedily and grinned. "Thanks woman!" Hidan grinned and started tearing at the paper.
June walked away from the scene with a satisfied smile.
"Three," she whispered to herself, "two, one."
"June!" Hidan roared. "What heathenism is this! You shall die by the hands of lord Jashin now! Get back over here blonde! The scriptures foretell your destruction."
June smiled intensified. "You butter run June," Ashton suggested. "Nah, the dork is to busy ranting."
9. Every time you pass Pein start to laugh at him
Ashton and Serenity walked down the hall casually until they saw Pein.
The two looked at each other and suppressed laughter. Pein raised an eyebrow and shook his head.
"Does he know?" Serenity whispered. "No. But he looks like an idiot," Ashton whispered back.
"Shh," Serenity shushed. Pein passed up the girls not saying a word. The two burst out laughing and giggling.
"Shh! He can't know," Ashton laughed. "But he looks ridiculous," Serenity laughed.
Pein looked at his cloak and put a hand through his hair to see what was wrong.
He could still hear the girls laughter as he walked to his room, the second he entered he looked at his faithful companion.
"Konan, is there anything on me?" "No, why?" Pein dismissed her question and shook his head.
10. Put a magnet under the table and watch Pein slam his face on the table
"How strong is the magnet?" Ashton asked.
"In simple terms, strong," June sighed taping it under the table.
"Dinner!" Serenity yelled with a smile. No one entered the room, Ashton sighed and grabbed two pans.
"DINNER IS READY YOU UNGRATEFUL WORMS!" she screamed hitting the pots together.
Everyone rushed to the kitchen quickly to Serenity's pleasure.
That day Serenity made Mac en Cheese for everyone with a secret surprise in each meal expect hers, June's, Ashton's and Konan's.
Everyone sat down and thanked her.
Ashton smiled as she took a spoon full of cheesy goodness all while she watched Pein intently.
Pein looked at her after spoon full of Mac en cheese, he raised an eyebrow and shook his head until his eyes widened.
His neck tensed as he tried to fight some invisible force. Everyone stopped talking and stared at him.
Pein slammed his face to the table.
The whole room erupted with laughter.
"Did you see that?" Ashton yelled pounding her fist on the table holding her stomach.
June wiped a tear away from her eye while Serenity giggled.
"What was that hmm?" Deidara asked, red in the face from laughing.
"That idiot, he just, then he!" Hidan stuttered as he laugh. Kisame laughed so hard he fell off his chair dragging Serenity with him.
Pein put his hands on the table and tried pulling his face off the table. Konan looked at him and started laughing, loudly.
Ashton stared at her and grinned. Konan put her hand up and smiled. "Come on girlfriend!" she laughed. Ashton's grin widened as she slapped Konan's hand. After the two high five Konan then decided to help Pein, finally.
A red faced Pein glared at Ashton. "Why are you looking at me?" she asked defensively. Pein shook his head and glared on.
11. That 'secret surprise' in everyone's food, that was laxatives, after make sure one toilet is usable
After a while of laughing the room grew silent and one by one everyone got up quietly and headed to the bathroom.
Deidara found the bathroom first and entered quickly.
"Deidara! Hurry up! I have to take a crap!" Hidan yelled banging on the door. "Then use the other bathroom," Itachi sighed.
"Guys, we have a problem. All the other bathrooms are either locked or the toilet's clogged," Kisame announced coming down the stairs.
"I'm going next!" Hidan shouted. "No. I'm am!" Kisame barked. Kisame and Hidan headed butted glaring at each other.
"Move it," Kakuzu muttered shoving Hidan away.
"Get out the way," Sasori demanded shoving Kakuzu. The two glared at each other and pushed each other.
Itachi rolled his eyes and moved in front of the fight. Maybe he could just-
"Brat, hurry up!" Sasori shouted banging on the door.
"Sorry Danna yeah!" Deidara yelled. "I don't care! Just opened up!" Sasori yelled knocking on the door harshly.
"I'm going," Kakuzu muttered pushing Sasori. "I'm going next," Sasori growled pumping into Kakuzu. "You don't get privileges just because of your new human body," Kakuzu growled.
"You should be last then. You've had a human body longer than me! You should know how to hold it longer," Sasori countered.
"That's not how it works!" Kakuzu snapped.
"O my kami," Pein muttered watching his idiots bicker while squeezing his legs together.
12. Spray Zetsu with weed killer
"Zetsu!" Serenity called.
The multicolored man turned around to see Serenity smile brightly.
"I don't really like weeds you know," she laughed. "Who does?" his white side answered.
Serenity grinned and pulled out a bottle of weed killer from behind her back.
"Weed killer activate!" she yelled spraying him. Zetsu shook his head and stared at her with a blank face.
Now if this fails resort to number 4
"Pepper spray!" Serenity yelled spraying Zetsu.
He covered his eyes and stood still.
Now if this doesn't work, grab a the weed whacker, last resort.
13. Push Deidara in a locked closet with Tobi on a sugar rush
"Tobi!" Serenity sang.
"Serenity!" Tobi sang back
"Want some candy? I have plenty," Serenity asked holding out a bucket of sweets. Tobi nodded his head eagerly and happily pigged out.
Ten minutes and 22 seconds later, according to June, he was bouncing off the walls. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" he screeched springing around the roo
"OMGILOVEYOUSOMUCH!" Tobi screeched hugging the life out of Serenity.
"Tobi, if you love me so much why don't you go up stairs in Ashton's closet. Your senpai is waiting there," Serenity explained.
"OKIE DOKI!" he called already out of the room.
The second he ran into Ashton's room he clung to her.
"TOBI LOVES YOU SO MUCH! CAN TOBI GIVE ASHTON A KISS?" he asked loudly.
"N-" "Yes," June interrupted. Ashton face turned into a horrified look and stared a Tobi.
Tobi grinned and slide his mask to the right a gave her a sloppy kiss on the lips. Ashton shoved him off of herself and started coughing.
"Eww, just get in the closet!" she demanded. Tobi raced in the closet and a yell was heard. "June! You told me this was a safe place from him hmm!" Deidara yelled trying to get out o the closet.m
"Oops," June laughed as she closed and locked the door. "JUNE!" Deidara yelled pounding in the door.
"TOBI LOVES HIS SENPAI!" Tobi screeched. "Help me!"
14. Post the video on YouTube
June uploaded the video and laughed. "We're so dead if we do this," Serenity commented. "I know we are," Ashton replied.
"Now let's wait an hour and see what happens."
_Time skip no jutsu_
An hour later the video already has 1,000 hits.
"Read the comments!" Serenity cheered.
"Wait," June scolded scrolling down.
"What are you doing?" Sasori asked entering the room while sipping a cup of coffee.
"Oh just posted a video," Ashton laughed. Sasori leaned by the screen and squinted his eyes.
"Sasori I love you, Sasori I want your babies. OMG I LOVE YOU," Sasori read off the comments. "What is this?" he demanded.
"Your fans. They're crazy stalker fangirls out in the world," June chuckled. "What's wrong with people?" he asked.
"The world gets to see," Serenity laughed.
"Oh God, leader!" Sasori called. "We're so dead," Ashton chuckled. "I'm going to go dig my grave."
"Ashton!" Pein roared from upstairs. "What?" she yelled back. "What did you do?" he yelled down the stairs.
"I just posted a YouTube video! Now get off my back Dad!" she yelled crossing her arms.
"Ashton!"
I'm not sure if I asked this yet, but who would you like to hang out with out of the girls? I would like to hang out with June. As much as I love Ashton and Serenity, I love to have intelligent conversations.
Tell me what you think? I would appreciate a review, and have a good day.
Till next time dorks.