For The Love Of ... Huh?!
THE MOON IS FALLING! AHHHH!
Mario and his friend skirt boy (aka Link) were enjoying a nice walk through a field. Then Mario looked up. Up in the sky looking down at them, was a moon with a scary face. "Well that can't be good." Mario said. "Hiiiiya!" Link agreed. "Oh for the love of ... Huh? What is it Link? "HIYAA HIYAA YAAA!" "We need to find a fairy?" "HIYAA HIYAA YAAAAA!" "We must stop it?" Link nodded his head. Then a distant blue orb appeared out of nowhere. Mario had no idea what it was but Link seemed to have a pretty good idea since he gulped. "Navi..." Link said. "*GASP!* Link you talked!" "HEY! LISTEN! THE MOON IS FALLING IDIOTS!" Mario then understood why Link gulped. The voice... it was soooo annoying. Then at that moment the moon fell crushing them all, The End! :3
What a happy ending! Biya!