Angry letter to writers

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Chapter 13: Remus Lupin

Dear Fanficiton writers

I love Dora.

Sirius and I are close friends. So is James. So is Lily. Do I love them? Very. Do I want to marry them? No.

Dora is my only love. I love her and Teddy very much. I'm just sorry for Teddy. Sorry I couldn't get to know him.

Hermione and Ginny are too young for me. Sure Dora is bit young, but she's not that young!

One thing that shocked me more than anything. I would NEVER blame Harry for Sirius's death. It was that blasted Bellatrix. I already failed one friend by believing Sirius was guilty for 11 years, I will not fail James and Lily.

Also, I do not have heightened senses or agility. Werewolf are essentially just people who gets turned into a wolf every full moon. There is no benefit whatsoever.

Oh and one last thing. I don't have a blood brother. But even if I did, I seriously doubt my parents would name him Romulus. I mean, are they expecting him to kill me?

Sincerely Remus Lupin

P.S I'm sure Sirius already said it. There is no Jacob in Black family. Also, Sirius and I don't swing that way. Just because a person whose last name is Black and is a werewolf does not make him me and Sirius's son.

P.P.S I only gave people chocolate because of Dementors. This does not make me a chocolate addict. Besides the Dementor incident, has anyone seen me with a chocolate? No.

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