Shrooms
Hiya! Ever wonder why super shrooms and 1ups run away from Mario and Luigi?
Luigi was just wandering around in level 1-1 when he hit a ? block. "Whahoo! A 1Up!"
Then the mushroom spoke, "How pathetic! Look at those sad eyes! I'd just be wasted on a person like that!"
Then Luigi started crying. Then the shroom yelled, "SUICIDE!" and walked into a bottemless pit. Then Mario came along and also hit a ? block. Another 1UP came out if it. "Yahoo!" Mario yelled. Then this shroom also spoke, "Yes, a worthy person to use me! Use me, O great plumber, use me!" Then Mario used the shroom and went on his merry way. Luigi just sat there staring. THEN SUDDENLY, MR.L APPEARED! "You are pathetic Luigi." Then he disapeared. Luigi started to cry again.
Lol. Poor Luigi! At least he gets a break in my other story, Love Me. I LOVE YOU LUIGI!
Biya!