Angry letters to writers

by RJStephenson

Characters we love and cherish in HP universe are getting frustrated by certain ways they were being portrayed. So, they decided to send the Fanfiction writers a letter to set things straight. Inspiration comes from writers who wrote same things, but never copied them word to word.

16. Chapter 16: Alastor Moody

Angry letter to writers

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 16: Alastor Moody

Dear Fanficiton writers

You lot. Constant Vigilance is important. But that's not the only thing I say! I say other things too! The way you write about me is some crazy imbecile who yells CONSTANT VIGILANCE all the time and wave my wand around. I am veteran ex auror! Show some respect!

Also, do you think having a wooden leg and a fake eye is funny? I will give you one and see how much you find it funny! If you actually want to write a story about me, why don't you start by writing about how I got those? I'll be watching closely. Because if it's too close to what actually happened, it means I'm not vigilant enough!

Finally, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Sincerely Alastor "Mad eye" Moody

P.S I'm not Moody. I'm cautious. I'll get you for that Nymphadora.

P.P.S What house was I in? CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Never give away your secret to strangers!

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