FANGIRLS!
THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! AHHHHHH!
Mario and Luigi were just sitting there, chilling. Then a girl came up to them and put them in a sack! The girl grabbed the sack and ran away until she came to Fangirl Castle. In Fangirl Castle a bunch of fangirls were waiting for them, giggling. The fangirl that kidnapped them untied the sack. "Okay just stand right here." she commanded. "No." Mario and Luigi said. The fangirl took out a katana. "Second though we'll just stand right here." Mario and Luigi said. The next few hours were horrible. The fangirls surrounded them, kissing them and ripping up their clothes until all they had on was their underwair. At the end of the fangirl mobbing, they were covered in lipstick and phone numbers. They fangirls let them go. The Mario Brothers ran back home, embarressed.
YAY! FANGIRLS UNITE! WE MUST STICK TOGETHER! BIYA!