Mr.L and the Cookies
Hiya! Just so you know, I do NOT own Kortez. She belongs to KortezKoopa.
Kortez Koopa sat in the Flipside diner where Safron the chef worked. Safron was making cookies. "Yo, when are the cookies gonna be ready Safron? Doopliss and Mr.L are gonna be here soon." "In a few minutes dear!" Safron replied. Suddenly, the door slammed open and a cold wind blew through the diner. "What is up, Slick?" "The sky." Kortez said. Then Mr.L gasped. "I smell... COOKIES!" Then Mr. L went on a rampage searching for the cookies. Then he finally found said source. "COOKIES!" he yelled again, pretty much trampling poor Safron into a crumbled pice of paper. Then Mr. L opened the oven, took out the cookies, and ate them all in one gulp. "Yum." he said. Kortez and Doopliss watched him like "What the h**L?" Then Doopliss yawned. "I have seen better cookie eating than that chump." Then Vivain walked in. "OMIGOSH! IT's DOOPLISS!" SWEET SHEET I HAVN'T SEEN YOU IN SOOOO LONG!" Then Mr. L grabbed all the cookies, Kortez and Doopliss, and got the heck out of there!
Moral of the story: Do not make cookies in front of Mr. L unless you want him to go on a rampage looking for said cookies and do not insult Mr. L's cookie eating skills!
BIYA SLICK!