Chapter 55 Very melon!
Authors note: Lets see if I can make this funny. I've watched the Very Melon song like 10 times, trying to think of cute, or funny ways to actually make it more interesting/ funny…it's kind of hard now since the song becomes boring once you watch 10 times in a row….so don't read this chapter 10 times in a row because then you'll dislike it.
Oh, and I suggest you watch the Very Melon song, and try to add in my new ideas into the song and use your creative minds to see how it would look…
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Kiyo found a large room which had a running aqueduct, and the room had a balcony that had a really good view of the rain forest that surrounded the Ruins.
Zeno had teleported somewhere
Ponygon was staring off in the direction of the forest.
Zatch was playing with Kanchomé
Sugino was sitting next to Haru.
Kiyo and Megumi were busy setting up base camp.
Dufort was busy drawing up a more detailed sketch of the ruins.
"Look Megumi, fresh water" Tia said while filling up a container.
"Save those for later" Megumi instructed
"Dufort, where did my brother go?" Zatch asked Dufort politely
"He teleported to the nearest town to get food" Dufort explained calmly
"Hopefully he brings back Yellowtail" Zatch responded while rubbing his stomach.
"Well I guess he'll miss out then, because I brought a couple melons" Folgore stated while taking out a couple melons.
"Care to repeat that again?" Zeno asked while walking up behind Folgore, Folgore was startled by the little boy coming out of nowhere.
Zeno's hands were full because he was carrying 4 more melons.
"Ah, it's the little prince" Folgore said while laughing a little bit out of fear.
"And you copied my idea! Now I have to get something else…" Zeno complained as he referred to Folgore's melons.
"That's not necessary" Kiyo responded.
"Good, I didn't want to do it anyhow" Zeno responded then dropped his melons near Megumi. "You're the weird one who comes prepared right?" Zeno asked Megumi.
Kiyo and Tia glared at Zeno…
Megumi's face went blank for a second until she realized what he was talking about. "Oh, I did come prepared with plates, kitchen ware, and a knife. Just in case something like this happened" Megumi responded while pulling out plates, Kitchen ware, and a knife out of her bag.
(Yeah, but how did Zeno know she had those?) Kiyo wondered. "Before that, did you pay for those Zeno?" Kiyo asked
Zeno looked at Kiyo for a moment "Of course!" Zeno responded simply. "Good, Zatch time to eat!" Zeno shouted over to his brother who was playing a game of tag with Kanchomé
"Unu" Zatch responded, and everyone else looked at the food that was laid out.
Like a flock of birds, everyone surrounded Megumi, except for Dufort.
Megumi took out a cutting board and started to cut the melons like clockwork, and handing out slices to every mamodo child.
Then Megumi handed out slices to Kiyo, and the other human partners.
Ponygon had trouble picking up a slice, so Megumi helped him out.
Everyone looked pretty happy, and it felt like a short retreat from what was really going on.
All of a sudden an enemy mamodo with a V like body, and a smaller v like head entered the room. And his mindless human partner that looked like a biker and had a mohawk for a haircut, and a capital A drawn on his forehead.
"Victoreem!" Victoreem shouted, but everyone seemed as if they didn't notice him
Zatch and Zeno were play wrestling over a slice of melon.
For some reason Sugino was swinging around on a vine
"Victoreem!" Victoreem shouted his name even louder, but no one noticed.
Haru was basically sleeping and leaning against an old pillar
Kiyo was sitting alongside with Megumi enjoying their slices of melon.
Folgore was doing a bridge and had Kanchomé try and do the same.
Victoreem started to get angry and an aura started to surround him.
Dufort sensed it and looked to see an enemy mamodo standing near the only entrance in the room.
"Zeno, aim 28 degree's to your left" Dufort ordered as he pulled out a silver book.
Zeno stopped playing around with Zatch and looked to where Dufort requested
"A mamodo!" Zeno responded and jumped to his fee and aimed
"ZAKERGA" Dufort shouted
"Wait? What!" Victoreem squealed
Zeno aimed at Victoreem and shot out a powerful and condense form of Zaker.
"Maguruga" Mohican Ace countered
Victoreem's head glowed with energy then shot out a powerful V shaped laser at Zeno's spell.
Both of the spells collided in equal strength and cancelled each other out.
"I didn't even introduce myself and you attack ME! Sir gorgeous Victoreem" Victoreem complained
"Why would I let an idiot that was about to have his book burn, introduce himself?" Zeno shot back
Victoreem was struck back by Zeno's comment
"You ignorant fool!" Victoreem shouted
Everyone was got ready to fight.
"Wait!" Folgore cried
"What?" Zeno and Victoreem shouted at the man
Folgore walked up to Victoreem then bowed before him
"I'ma so sorry!" Folgore cried out
Both Kiyo and Zeno fell to the floor anime style
"Really! Here is not the time to throw away your pride!" Zeno yelled at Folgore
"You know the way that brat talks to me, I don't think I can forgive you…I think I'm going to destroy you all" Victoreem stated with confidence
"Oh please don't be so harsh, he just a baby, he has no idea what he's saying" Folgore responded
"Did he just mock me?" Zeno growled as he was about to beat up Folgore, but Zatch and Kanchomé held him back. "I'm not a baby!" Zeno shouted then had his mouth covered by Kanchomé.
"Please accept this as our gift" Folgore said as he pulled out a whole melon that belonged to Zeno.
(He wouldn't dare) Zeno thought in anger
Folgore put the entire melon on a plate and chopped it into 5 different large pieces.
Victoreem stared at the slices of Melon and took slow steps toward the plate, then would stop. Then he would advance again until he reached the plate.
Victoreem picked up a melon and started to eat it until there was only the skin left…
"He stole my melon!" Zeno cried out
Victoreem started to dance as everyone had a blank stare and disbelief of what was happening.
Doing a 360' spin, "Very!" Victoreem yelled out.
For some reason Zatch and Tia got closer to Victoreem…
"Catch my heart Very Melon!" Victoreem sang, and did a pose of his body being a V
"Very melon, yeah!" Zatch and Tia sang in unison right after Victoreem and did a V pose just like Victoreem.
"Catch my heart Very Melon!" Victoreem sang again
"Very melon, Yeah!" Zatch, Tia and Sugino sang, and did a V pose just like Victoreem
"It melts in your mouth Very Melon" Victoreem sang while doing punching like motions.
"Very Melon" Zatch, Tia, and Sugino sang and copied what Victoreem was doing.
"1,2,1,2 Very Melon" Victoreem sang while swinging his arms up in down like swinging Yo-yo's
"Very Melon" Zatch, Tia, Sugino and Kanchomé sang while swinging their arms up and down.
"Bwraaaa, Bwraaaa, Very melon" Victoreem roared
"Very melon" Zatch, Tia, Sugino and Kanchomé sang and got out of Victoreem's way as he ran up.
"Bring me more!" Victoreem sang.
"No WAY!" Zeno responded with a blood vessel about to pop out of his forehead.
"Here you go!" Folgore responded quickly, while handing over another one of Zeno's slices of Melon
Once again, Victoreem quickly ate the melon and was about to sing.
"You know what! HERE CHOKE ON IT" Zeno shouted as he slammed a whole entire melon down Victoreem's throat
For a couple moments Victoreem looked like he was having trouble breathing and started to pound on his chest, until the very large lump in his throat disappeared.
"He didn't die?" Zeno asked with a disappointed tone.
"Bwraaa, Bwarrraaaa!" Super Very Melon!" Victoreem sang while doing a 360' spin
"Not again" Dufort and Kiyo sighed
"He didn't realize I just tried to kill him?" Zeno wondered
"Catch my heart, Very Melon!" Victoreem sang while doing a V like pose.
"That's a stupid pose" Zeno grumbled then looked up to see that he was doing the same pose
"Very Melon" Zatch sang as he held Zeno's hands and made him dance along.
"Catch my heart Very Melon!" Victoreem sang doing the same
"Zatch let me go!" Zeno complained, Zatch made Zeno dance along again.
"Very Melon, Yeah!" Zatch, Tia, Kanchomé, Sugino, and Ponygon sang.
"Melt in your mouth Very Melon" Victoreem sang while doing punching like motions
(I give up) Zeno gave in and started to sing along with his brother.
"Very melon, Yeah!" Zatch, Zeno, Tia, Sugino, Kanchomé and Ponygon sang
Dufort decided to take out a camera and record Zeno and the kids dancing.
"1,2,1,2 Very Melon" Victoreem sang while swinging arms like a yo-yo
Folgore started to dance behind Victoreem.
Zeno put Zatch on his shoulders and danced along.
"Very Melon!" The mamodo children sang
"Bwraaaa, Bwraaa! Very Melon!" Victoreem roared then ran over to the children.
"Very melon!" the mamodo children sang and moved out of the way
"Bring me more!" Victoreem demanded
"CHARGE!" Zeno shouted
Zeno threw Zatch at Victoreem and then dashed at Victoreem, Sugino followed along with a bunch of strong vines.
Zatch head butted Victoreem in the head, while Zeno slammed into Victoreem's lower right leg which brought him spiraling into the ground.
Sugino quickly tied Victoreem up in a hog tied style
"No fair you…" Victoreem was interrupted by Zeno shoving a slice of melon into his mouth.
"Enjoy it, it'll be your last" Zeno stated while eating another slice of his own melon
"Don't be such a sore loser" Tia said as she stomped on Victoreem's lower orb.
Victoreem groaned in pain
"You're pretty weak" Zeno mocked Victoreem while sitting on top of him while still enjoying his slice of melon.
"Maguru Yo-Yo" Mohican Ace shouted
Victoreem's hands turned into chainsaw like blades, and he used them to cut through the ropes and free himself.
"What the?" Zeno responded as Victoreem tried to slash at Zeno, and anyone else who was close to him.
Zeno easily dodged the attack and put distance between him and Victoreem.
Tia was about to be hit by the spell but Zatch quickly grabbed her and got her out of danger.
Kanchomé and Folgore dived to the ground in order to dodge the attack.
"Zaker" Dufort yelled
Zeno dashed at Victoreem and quickly unleashed a decent size Zaker right into Victoreem's face.
Victoreem was sent flying right and landed next to Mohican Ace. Victoreem had a now obvious huge burn to the right side of his V shaped head.
"Mohican Ace! We must make these simpletons pay!" Victoreem exclaimed as his head separated off of his head.
"Now I can destroy all of you at once, who else could do this other than the sir gorgeous Victoreem?" Victoreem announced then he started to spin his head in all directions at an insane rate of speed.
"Shit, everyone gather behind Tia and Megumi!" Kiyo instructed
Everyone did so except for Zeno and Dufort
"Maguruga!" Mohican ace shouted out, with his spell book having a constant glow.
"Dufort, are you crazy! Get over here!" Haru shouted
"Nope, that's just Dufort" Kiyo sighed as he knew Dufort had some crazy plan.
Victoreem shot out a V shaped laser in all directions in a apparent random selection.
"Seoshi" Megumi shouted
Tia raised her hands and formed a large center dome shield that surrounded the group from the barrage of attacks.
Dufort had Zeno stay close to him as he nonchalantly started to walk closer to Victoreem's body.
"Accelerate! How am I not hitting you?" Victoreem wondered as he kept on spinning in random directions.
Zeno had an evil smile grow across his face. "Easy, because Dufort knows exactly where you will attack next, and for pissing me off…" Zeno stated as he finally reached Victoreem's body.
"No! Stay away from my body!" Victoreem shouted
Zeno grabbed Victoreem's body and threw it at Victoreem's head, but Victoreem accidently shot a V shaped laser at his own body…
At the same time
"Zakerga" Dufort shouted
Both of the spells met head on with Victoreem's body straight in the middle of the blasts which created a large explosion
"GRAAA" Victoreem coughed up blood and fell to the floor, along with his body.
Cracks were apparent on Victoreem's body, and massive burn marks.
"H…how can this be?" Victoreem asked
"Now's our chance!" Kiyo shouted as he instructed the mamodo children to charge at Victoreem's body
"No, don't come any closer!" Victoreem demanded
"Zakerga!" Kiyo shouted
While Zatch was running up to Victoreem's head, he shot a powerful and straight forward form of Zaker at Victoreem's head sending him flying into Mohican ace
"Poruk!" Folgore said with his book glowing brighter
Kanchomé transformed into what looked like Victoreem's body.
Victoreem didn't notice
"Just you wait until I get back my body!" Victoreem shouted as he located what he thought was his body, and attached himself on to it.
The Transformed Kanchomé started to run away from the battle field leaving Mohican Ace behind, but Mohican Ace followed in his tracks.
"Why is my body running away…..GAAAA" Victoreem coughed in pain and spit out blood. "Why am I in so much pain?" Victoreem asked himself and tried looking around him to see that the mamodo children were pulverizing Victoreem's real body.
Zatch was beating up the upper body of Victoreem, Tia was pounding on the lower part of Victoreem's body. Ponygon was biting the heck out of Victoreem's left leg, and Sugino found a pointy stick and started stabbing Victoreem in the back with it.
With Zatch knowing how to cause immense pain, Zatch grabbed Victoreem's right arm and dislocated it from its shoulder.
"Zaker, Zaker, Zaker!" Dufort shouted repeatedly
Zeno unleashed a couple Zakers point blank range at Victoreem's body
"GwAAA" Victoreem coughed up even more blood and it felt like he was being electrocuted. "Stop tormenting my body!" Victoreem shouted. "This isn't my body; this one has a face on it!" Victoreem responded as he again coughed in pain, because Zeno had dislocated Victoreem's left arm out of its shoulder.
Victoreem detached himself off of Kanchomé and aimed at the mamodo who were ganging up on his body.
"Maguruga!" Mohican ace shouted
Victoreem shot out a powerful V shape laser
All of the mamodo children ran for cover, leaving Victoreem's body behind.
"Running away now are you?" Victoreem laughed then noticed that his body was in the way of his spell. "Shit!" Victoreem said right before his body was blasted with his own spell.
"Gwaa" Victoreem coughed in pain as his body endured another spell
"We did it Folgore!" Kanchomé cheered excitedly
"Yeah, but I'm out of energy from within" Folgore responded
"Good, we didn't need you any ways" Zeno retorted
"What was that!" Folgore shouted
"Enough! He's getting back up" Kiyo told everyone as Victoreem reattached himself back to his head.
"GWAAA" Victoreem shouted in pain as he relocated both of his arms back into their sockets.
"He's still able to stand?" Zeno asked while being slightly impressed
"He's stupid, but strong" Kiyo stated
"You pieces of shit…I'll trounce you good this time…for putting my body through so my torture!" Victoreem complained as he took a V like stance.
"My rage into my right arm!" Victoreem yelled
"Chaguru" Mohican ace shouted out
The orb in Victoreem's right arm started to glow
"He's charging his power, prevent him from charging it all the ways" Dufort stated
"Got it" Haru responded then looked at Sugino.
"Right!" Sugino took his stance
"Juron!" Haru shouted
Sugino slammed his hand onto the floor and made a large root come bellowing out from underneath which went toward Victoreem.
"Not a chance!" Victoreem responded
"Maguru Yo-yo" Mohican Ace countered.
Victoreem's hands turned into spinning blades and cut Sugino's roots into pieces.
"Dang!' Sugino responded
"Not yet!" Haru shouted as he flipped through the pages.
"My strength into my right shoulder!" Victoreem announced
"Chaguru" Mohican ace shouted
Victoreem's right shoulder started to glow.
"His attack will get stronger every time, one of those orbs is able to glow" Dufort responded
"Barjuron!" Haru shouted out
Sugino raised his hands and a breeze in the wind could be heard.
All of a sudden the trees of the rainforest started to climb into the room and then charged Victoreem; the trees looked like tree warriors.
"They will be met with the same fate!" Victoreem shouted
"Maguruga!" Mohican ace shouted out
Victoreem shot a powerful V shape laser that wiped out all of the tree warriors with ease.
"Too powerful" Sugino responded and looked to Dufort for an answer
"I and Zeno must save our energy from within." Dufort explained
"Then it's up to us" Kiyo said as he and Zatch walked up in front the group.
"My Beauty into my little gentlemen bits" Victoreem stated
"Chaguru" Mohican Ace said with his spell book glowing even brighter
Victoreem's lower orb started to glow.
"Ganzu Saisu!" Megumi shouted
"Take this!" Tia shouted and started to swing her arms back and forth which created multiple Saisu attacks.
5 Saisu attacks smashed into Victoreem's lower orb creating 5 medium explosions, the other 3 smashed into Victoreem's chest.
"Ghaaa" Victoreem coughed up more blood.
After the smoke cleared, Victoreem was shown barely standing with three of his orbs still glowing.
"He's still standing!" Tia exclaimed
"I'm…almost out of energy" Megumi said as she breathed heavily
"H…how dare you! Torment my body even further! I'll crush you! With this spell! Unleash it Mohican Ace!" Victoreem shouted out.
"Here it comes!" Kiyo shouted as he stored all of his heart energy into the red book which caused it to shine immensely
"Chaguru Imisudon" Mohican Ace shouted out.
Victoreem shot a large and very powerful slanted laser that came from the side of his body which was glowing.
"Jiou Renzu Zakerga!" Kiyo shouted out with all of his might.
Zatch summoned a large snake that had diamond like scales.
Both of the spells collided and each tried to thrive for dominance, but both cancelled each other out.
Kiyo fell to the floor exhausted
"Kiyo!" Zatch responded and ran over to his partner
Victoreem started laughing "Ha, even your strongest spell couldn't beat me!" Victoreem laughed
"Is that so?" Zeno said as he appeared above Victoreem with a very large lightning sword.
"W…where did you?" Victoreem responded, he didn't have any time to react as Zeno smashed Victoreem with the sword causing the entire room to shake and rumble.
Victoreem was knocked out cold, and Dufort knocked out Mohican Ace and took his book with very little trouble.
As Sugino tied Victoreem up with a bunch of vines
"We should burn his book now right?" Haru asked
"No" Zeno replied simply
"What?" the rest of the group responded, except for Dufort
"We need him for information" Dufort explained
Zeno brought Victoreem near the edge of the room and tied a large, sturdy to a pillar, then tied Victoreem arms onto a large boulder.
"1, 2, 3" Zeno said as he pushed Victoreem out of the room which led off to a 100 foot drop. Luckily Zeno tied Victoreem's legs to the pillar before pushing him off.
"What the? What you planning Zeno?" Sugino asked
"Mental torture, for information, my father taught me how to do this" Zeno explained
Moments later they started to hear Victoreem screaming like a little girl.
"AHHHH, Why am I upside down? Why am I hanging about tied to…a Boulder!" Victoreem squealed
"Easy! You're going to tell us what we need to know, then I'll let you live" Zeno explained to Victoreem.
"Mohican Ace help me!" Victoreem pleaded
"He's asleep" Dufort added in
"NOOOO, someone help me!" Victoreem shouted
"Now tell me…WHERE IS ROBNOS!" Zeno demanded
"I'm not telling you anything!" Victoreem stated
"Oh really?" Zeno responded as an evil grin grew across his face.
Zeno grabbed onto the vine that was holding Victoreem in the air and started to swing him back and forth.
"Wait, Wait, what are you doing?" Victoreem cried
"Tell me!" Zeno ordered
"You cannot scare the sir gorgeous Victoreem!" Victoreem announced
Zeno glared at Ponygon
"Get over here" Zeno demanded
"Zeno, maybe you're taking this too far…" Zatch tried to tell his brother
"Too far? He stole my melons, this is what I call payback" Zeno responded. "Now Ponygon, start biting on the rope" Zeno demanded
"Meru?" Ponygon was slightly confused
"It'll be fun right? Hearing him scream because you strike fear into his heart" Zeno explained and tried to make Ponygon see the cool side of doing it.
"Meru, Meru mey" Ponygon agreed and started to bite on the rope, and clearly showed Victoreem what he was doing.
"No wait! Stop!" Victoreem begged
"Zeno, just don't let fall ok" Zatch responded while being a little afraid for Victoreem's safety.
"I, won't I promise" Zeno promised and gave Zatch a pinky swear. Zeno then glared at Victoreem "Now tell me what I want to know!" Zeno shouted as he picked up Megumi's kitchen knife.
Victoreem started to chatter his teeth in fear of what Zeno would do with it.
"Y…you…can't scare me with that" Victoreem responded
Zeno then slowly started to cut away at the vine making it weaker with every stroke.
"Are you sure?" Zeno asked with a sarcastically high pitched voice.
"Ok, ok I'll tell you!" Victoreem gave in
"It looks live Victoreem lost" A little girl's voice stated
The sudden new voice caused Zeno to have a major twitch in his right arm which cause him to cut the entire vine which was keeping Victoreem from falling
"AHHHHH" Victoreem screamed as he plummeted 100 feet below into the rainforest with nothing but the 200 pound boulder to soften his landing
Zeno looked both ways, at his new enemies, one was a large mamodo with armor covering his chest and small wings on his back. And there was a small girl with a purple dress and purple hair, with a moon crescent in the middle of her dress. Zeno then looked down to see if Victoreem was alright, only to see that he was missing and the ropes had been cut.
"Ah oh" Zeno responded simply with a small laugh.
"Zeno, new enemies, what do we do with Victoreem?" Zatch asked, he still didn't know that Victoreem's ropes had been cut.
"Umm, umm leave him be, we'll deal with him later" Zeno quickly responded
Dufort couldn't help but smile slightly as he contained his own laughter
"Everyone get ready!" Kiyo shouted as he took a stance