Me and the Shy Guys
Uh... so... What is under a shy guy's mask? I go on a randomly stupid quest to find out.
I was just sitting there, being awesome, when a gay shy guy came up to me. "Heyyy. Where is the girls bathroom? I want to put on makeup so I will look FABULOUS for my date later!" said the shy guy. "Wait, you sound like a dude to me... are you a dude?" I said. The shy guy looked affended and said "Why of course I am a guy! I'm a shy guy! All shy guys are gay, you stupid blonde!" I was greatly offended by this acusation and ripped off his mask. "Oh h m osh. THAT IS DISCUSTING! EWW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WIERDO!" Then the shy guy said "Hey! That wasn't in the script!" Then a vortex came and sucked the shy guy into it. (well, that is what happens when you brake the fourth wall) Then Luigi came up to me and said "What is up with these gay shy guys?! They should go flirt with Ms. Mowse or something." With that, a bunch of shy guys came and sacrificed us to a giant tuna fish.
Luigi: You need to go to a mental hospital.
Me: Why? Cause I am so awesome?
Luigi: No, I think you have been watching to much Suburgatory. I am taking away your TV, your laptop, and you 3DS and any other gadgets and gizmos you might own.
Me: NOOOOO! NOT MY GADGETS AND GIZMOS! TAKE MY MONEY INSTEAD!
Luigi: ... Fine. It won't matter in a few years anyway when you are so pale that you will have nothing else left to live for, Link.
Me: Stop calling me by my middle name Weegie!
Luigi: I do what I want.