Super Dimentio and the Ruff
Hiya! I have two things to say about this. GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN! The other thing is if you don't know what a ruff is it is like a big, poofy collar type thingy.
Mario had reached the door that lead to Count Bleck's chambers. He opened it to find Tippi and Count Bleck french kissing. "Ew." He said. Then he walked in. "Tippi, I need to battle your boy friend to prevent him from destroying all worlds and all that lovely stuff." "Okay!" Tippi said happily. So you know the drill. Mario stomped on the guys head a few times then he was defeated. Then Dimentio randomly spawned in the room! *Gasp!* Then Mr. Saysstupidsimiliesallthetime blasted the Count with a death ray! *Shocker!* But Nassy took the attack! *Hold on! It will get funny soon!* Then this happend, and that happend and Dimentio took control of the chaos heart blah, blah blah. Sucked Luigi into it, creating Super Dimentio, blah blah blah. *No! Not Luigi!* Then Dimentio merged with Luigi and yeah. Then super Dimentio spoke. "GREEEEN BEEEEANS!" Then it stopped speaking to itch at his neck. "Why am I wearing this thingy on my neck...!?" THEN, MARIO STOLE THE RUFF FROM SUPER DIMENTIO AND PROCEDED TO MOCK HIM! DIMENTIO DIDN't LIKE THAT SO HE POUNDED MARIO INTO A FAT BLOB OF MUSHROOMY GOO!
The End!:3
Luigi: This isn't weird at all...
Me: Thanks ! Can I feel your stash?
Luigi: No?