Life of a Jester
Hiya! Welcome to Dimentio's life! It is haunted by me! YAY! I DON"T OWN KORTEZ OR HER ASSASINTAION SKILLS! As Dimentio would say: Ciao!
The day Dimentio was born was a horrible day for his parents. They hated the baby sooo much, that they broke the fourth wall and got sucked into a vortex on purpose! The creepy baby jester was left in the care of some random people in Flipside. At the age of 10, the psycopathic dude ran away and murdered a bunch of people not limited to, but including the following:
Waluigi
Yoshi
Birdo
Toad
and Ms. Mowse
Then he got a job working for Count Bleck under the name of Dimentio. Then he betrayed the Count, murdered Mr. L, fake commited suicide, and merged him and Luigi into a weird robot/jester thingy. Then he got tortured in the UnderWhere by getting a pair of dirty underpants stuck inside his mouth and other places that you don't want to know about. One day, he managed to excape the Underwhere by doing a fabulous dance for Queen Jaydees. (Oppa gangnam style!) "Jaydees Jaydees jaydees jaydees gameove game ove gameover gameover CONTINUE!" Then Dimentio murdered a whole bunch more people, and for some reason, did not get aressted. Then the fateful day came when he had the bad luck of meeting Link McCloud. (*Gasp!* I'm in the story!) The day happened when he bumped into her on the street. "Excuuuuusee ME, Princess!" This confused Link since she is not a princess. Then Link slapped him and thretand to sue him for touching her. Then the girl decdided to annoy him untill his game be over. So she did. One day Link walked into KORTEZ KOOPA's ASSASINATION SHOP. She had Kortez Koopa kill the jester! (Yay) Then every body lived happily ever after!
THE END! :3
Dimentio: YOU KILLED ME YOU PSYCOPATH!
Me: You killed a bunch of random people for no reason.
Luigi: Yeah! YOU MURDERED L!
Mr.L: I'm right here!
Me: BD