Why Do You Bother?
Hiya! Welcome to the chapter with the fat a*s otherwise known as Wario. Enjoy!
Wario was walking around Toad Town with his underpants pulled up to high as usall. He was known as the gangster of Toad Town and also knows for his smelly farts that once caused an explosion during Brawl. (I don't really know where I am going with this) Wario the fat a*s walked up to Peaches castle. He knocked on the door. Peach answered. "Hey babe. Why don't you ditch that loser Mario and hang out with an awesome guy like me?" Peach slammed the door in his face and shouted "WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER?" Then Wario farted causing the castle to explode. Wario then took a nice, long walk through Toad Town. His farts blowing up buildings as he went. Toads whose houses had exploded shook their fists at him and pelted him with egg plants. In response, Wario farted on them, killing them instantly.
Hmmm, don't know if I would like to have that power...
BIYA!