Also i know i have neglected to mention the tattoo Jane has in detail so i will now, it is Thor's hammer but because she has passed into asguard the grey in the tattoo has become proper silver and also there is a lightning bolt that was added to it when she came into possession of the spear which is now pure gold.
Another thing i have found after re-reading this is that i have awful spelling and would like to apologize if that made it hard to understand the story...
I will probably start writing more chapters after Thor 2 comes out (SQUEAL)
Anyway i mentioned in chapter 1 that Jane started drinking and said it was a funny story but I m not good with humour so this is my attempt at a side story as pathetic as it may be here it is!
_Side story: Jane's night out!
Jane's P.O.V
"URGGGGG" i groan in frustration, i had been pouring over book after book of mythology and nonfiction texts and going over calculations for the better part of about six months and guess what i have found...
Anyone who can t guess this i stupider than that blonde anime kid Darcy goes on about Naruko, no that s not right Na... Naruto! that s it (A/N Anime for people who don t know what this is though it is extremely unlikely but it happens from time to time :)) anyway for those who haven't figured it out i have found for lack of better word...
JACK SHIT! yup and it was pissing me off to an extreme... i pull away from the book i was reading and head for the coffee machine whilst rubbing my temples, sigh, what a headache. Pushing the switch i lean on the side and look around, this place was a mess
In the corner i had been working in currently there were piles of books all over the place and a light hanging over head, moving over to the end closest to me there was another desk this time covered in paper and my lap top in the middle on the floor of that area was paper that i had scrunched up and chucked over my shoulder, yeah I m messy so what, next was the place where my windows were supposed to be but they were blocked out by four black chalk boards lined up with various equations and theories about a way to fix the bridge.
I was knocked out of my observations by my buzzer and then followed by a loud ponding on the door,
Now i wasn't expecting anyone so i jumped about ten feet, also like i described my place was a mess so i run to the door as the pounding continued and opened the door to find Barton and Rominoff (S/P) standing in my door way, the man was rubbing his head and the woman grumbling at him to be patient. They look at me and smile a bit.
"He, you mind if we come in its kind of cold out here?" Barton asks and again Rominoff hits his head
"OW! What was that for?" the man whined
"Would you be polite she doesn't know us much and i would like to make a good impression... anyway sorry about him, but would you mind if we came in he is right it's pretty cold..." she say smiling.
"um sure, come one in." only when I m closing the door and hear a low whistle do i remember that this place i trashed and i feel very embarrassed... yeah, good going Jane your just full of bright ideas why not go to an island and meat someone called Tarzan or something! Anyway away from my inner ranting i turn and look at them shyly
"Uh, sorry for the mess... i tend to not look at the place when I m working" Rominoff being polite say's it's not a problem and Barton goes over to the chalk boards and let's out another low whistle
"Damn Girl, you must be smart i barely understand any of this... he trails off as he reads further
"Yeah it took me a while to come up with that but i got there after a painstaking two months" and then i hear a hum coming from across the room only to turn and see Rominoff looking at the books i was currently studying
"Wow, how long have you been reading these?" she asks, i look at the clock and do the calculations rather quickly though slower that before because of my sleep deprived state.
"Um around 19 hours give or take a half hour since yesterday some of them still need reading but I ll get there eventually" i say as i yawn.
Both of them turn to me in astonishment and slight worry but for what i cannot think, Barton opens his mouth to speak but-
BEEEEEEEP!
Coffee i think like some kids would shout Christmas with excitement i just can t wait for the caffeine to wake me up, i walk over to the side, then turning around i ask them
"Do you want any coffee or tea?" both look in thought but snap their heads up and say 'yes please', so now i get to making coffee since i didn t receive any requests for tea, asking over my shoulder how they take it.
I come over to the sofa where they have both sat down and give them theirs and go to retrieve mine.
Sitting down i look over at them and notice them taking a sip of their coffee and colour returning to their faces.
"So, not that i minds, what brings you to my place Ms Rominoff?" i ask a politely as possible,
"Please call me Natasha" she says and i smile and nod
"Well Fury said that you haven't been doing anything but work since you got here and has made us come and get you out of the house and he said i quote ' as much as her diligence to work is to be admired, it can t be healthy to be doing nothing but work for six months, so even if you have to drag her out, take her out of that place, also don t let stark know he might get her into trouble as he often does'" Barton says mocking fury's voice and i can t help but laugh
"But now we are here to drag you out of this place so let's finish this coffee and then you can get changed and we can leave... god have you gotten any sunlight at all in these past six months you look so pale" Natasha say straying from one topic to another.
So now here i am in a pub drinking vodka and coke and talking to Clint and Natasha when a bar fight brakes out and a crowd gathers people cheering, me being curious and completely out of character because of the alcohol goes over and struggles to the front to see what s going on, and after observing a bit of the fight i can see how they are moving and seem to be learning how to perform these moves. So i pick a side and start cheering for the guy with blonde hair not because he looks slightly like Thor but because he seems to have the best strategy. And after about ten minutes Blondie is victorious and I m laughing at the gut that is on his ass with a chair smashed over his head.
So Blondie goes to walk away but after he turns his back they guy with brown hair grabs a chair leg and lunges at him, now i don t know what happened but i let my instincts take over and suddenly i was running at the brown haired buy and then I m in front of him, i knock the piece of wood from his hand into the air grab his wrist do a body spin one hundred and eighty degrees and bend pulling his weight over my hip and thrusting him over onto his back and when he gets up i catch the wood that had been chucked into the air and hit him over the head knocking him unconscious. Now i am severely stunned and people are cheering for me.
So i make my way back to the bar only to find more people have joined in our party i see: Steve, stark, pepper, Banner and, oh my god Nick fury, i sure as hell wouldn t expect him to come to bars what with how serious he is... but the comical thing is that all their mouths are hanging open along with the original two Clint and Natasha, so i look at them and shrug
"What..." like it was nothing take my drink and down it, suddenly i feel like the drink isn't strong enough and a glint enters my eye
"Stark..." i say and everyone seems to be brought back to reality and stark looks at me and see's my grin
"Yes miss foster is there something you need?" i nod my head and my grin gets wider
"What do you say to a friendly bet?" his eyes light up and he nods
"What do you have in mind missy?"
"What about who can drink more than the other?" suddenly i had drawn the surrounding people's attention to us and they see stark nod
"What s the prize?" her asks, i hum in anticipation and look a fury and he decides
"Whoever wins gets a bigger room or in miss fosters case apartment" fury says and me and stark shake hands and look at the bar tender... Rick. Suddenly another person sits there and says
"I want to take part as well" Clint taps on the bar and three bombers are delt out...
Seven bombers later
Stark went after the fifth round but I and Clint are still going and my head is a little buzzed but other than that i can t feel anything different.
4 bombers later
Clint is swaying and i am just approaching the level after tipsy but not by much, you know where you aren t drunk or pissed but just before that, the surrounding people are all shouting
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG...! Some whispering about how someone my size can hold this amount of alcohol...
Suddenly Clint dropped his drink as i had finished my... eleventh drink and was about to call for another one he shouts
"I GIVE UP I THINK IM GONNA PUKE!" and he gets up and stumbles as fast as he can to the toilet only making it to the door before he pukes... nice. People start patting my shoulder and telling me well done and that I m a cool chick and some other things that get a bit blurred out...
Anyway i get up and Natasha taps me on the shoulder i turn around and she's smiling so i return it,
"Can i speak to you outside for a moment?" she asks, i nod and we go outside, and as soon as that air hits me i sway and have to hold onto the door as i groan and she chuckles
"So what do you want to speak to me about?" i ask and she looks excited and just starts speaking
"Well i was thinking that because you can handle yourself well in a fight and you have great assets that you might let me train you in combat and seduction so you could be a spy?!" now i don t know if it was the alcohol talking or not but the idea really appealed to me,
"OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE THAT!" i say as i giggle, yup i am defiantly approaching drunk now... but the rest of the night went in a blur with me dancing stupid dances to some music, rugby tackling Steve to the ground being chatted up and me punching the guy in the face, but apparently they guy didn t get the hint because later he grabbed my ass and as i was about to go for him he was flipped to the floor and pinned with an arrow and a knife to his neck and balls...
"Don t touch my sister..." the two voices said simultaneously those people were Clint and Natasha...
But that was how i started to drink alcohol, gaining my ability to fight and seduce as well as getting my close relationship with the avengers and most importantly Clint and Natasha...
Well i think it's safe to say that my humour is crap but that s the general story behind how those two things happened and they all got so close...
But like i said my humour sucks: P
Now i have changed my pen name to ShadowTeir sooo...
SHADOW OUT!
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