Angry letter to writers
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Chapter 23: Gilderoy Lockhart
Dear Fanfiction writers
My my my! I am surprised by the lack of Fanfiction about me, Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary member of- I'm sure all of you know very well about me. I mean, who wouldn't want to find out everything about someone as amazing as me? I am sure all you smart people can whip up an amazing story about my accomplishments!
Also one thing that surprised me. Many people don't seem to know I was a Ravenclaw. I mean, how else would I write such amazing books about my amazing accomplishments? Also, with my Ravenclaw wits, I managed to conquer all the dangers. And good heavens! I was never a Slytherin! I fight against Dark Arts! Not be dark!
Also, rather interesting that many of you seem to think I am an undercover agent for the Auror corps or the Unspeakables. Very interesting, though it is untrue. All my accomplishments, have been published publicly. Check out Magical Me and you will get to see my numerous accomplishments. Interestingly, despite my works, Auror corps or the Unspeakables haven't offered to scout me. Maybe the very idea of having me, Gilderoy Lockhart, made them sigh and be so excited to the point they couldn't even write a letter to me! I wouldn't be surprised! Not with my dashing looks!
Sincerely Gilderoy Lockhart: Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award
P.S I know Ms Granger loved me. But alas!, I can not love her back! She is much too young for me. I prefer older witches! Of course, this doesn't mean I blame her for loving me. All the women love me! I'm just irresistible!
A/N: Thank you all for those who left a review!