Back on the webz people! This chapter is dedicated to EmpressPyrus, who may or may not kill me later for this. AH well...
Starring:
Jamie Chung as Mulan
Emilie de Ravin as Belle
Jennifer Morrison as Emma Swan
Guest Starring:
Ginnifer Goodwin as Mary Margaret Blanchard/Snow White
Jared Gilmore as Henry Mills
Meghan Ory as Ruby/Red
Beverley Elliott as Granny/Widow Lucas
IF YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR, CONGRADULATIONS. BUT I SHOULD WARN YOU THE FOLLOWING CONTENT MAY KILL YOU, IN A GOOD WAY. READ ON IF YOU WILL, BUT THERE IS NO TURNING BACK FROM THIS.
2 Days Earlier
"Hey Granny?"
"Yeah Ruby?"
"Did you buy the bag of cinnamon for the Royal-Shepherd-Stiltskin-Swan-Cassady-Mills Family Reunion? You know the Charming's and their cinnamon."
"Oh, thanks for reminding me Ruby, imagine what horror it would have been if Snow didn't get her shot of the spicy spice, I'll pick some up on the way to the Fat People's Market."
"Granny, there's no such thing as the Fat People's Market."
"Sure there is Ruby, where do you think I get the patties for the Rumbelle burger?"
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Present Day
"BREATH MARY MARGARET, JUST BREATH!"
"I CAN'T FREAKIN' BREATH EMMA! THERE IS NO CINNAMON! I CAN'T TASTE THE CINNAMON IN MY HOT COCOA! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DON'T YOU?"
"Our family tradition is ruined?"
"OUR FAMILY TRADITION IS RUINED!"
"Hey mum!"
"Hey Henry, thank goodness you're here. Did you bring the b-wait, why are you talking in a British accent?"
"I've been working on it, do you like it?"
"OMG Henry, did you just watch Harry Potter for the twenties time?"
"BLOODY HELL MUM! CAN'T SOME JUST INNOCENTLY LEARN ANOTHER ACCENT?"
"This is worse than the time you said that Iron Man was better than Batman…"
"BUT HE IS, COME ON! Tony Stark built a giant iron suit! It's soooooooo cool! All Batman have is a stupid cape that gets in the way of missions."
"And a bat cave, a batmobile, batarangs, batboat, batplane, batcopter…."
"TOO MANY BATS!"
"…batshampoos, battomatoes (of the quality Gotham farms), batbarettes, batbottles, batpizzas, batyarns, batlotions…"
"You're just making stuff up now."
"…batphones, batkleenex, batcontact lenses, batpark, batcity, batsims city, batrubix cubes, batcountry."
"HOLD IT THERE SAVIOR, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT HALF THE STUFF ON THE LIST, BUT I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN HE DOESN'T HAVE A COUNTRY!"
"He so does!"
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"Where is it then? Where's Batcountry?"
"Right next to Robinworld."
"Well, Iron Man's got friends, Batsy's a loner. No one likes a loner."
"Tell that to the people of GOTHAM! Tony Stark is just a big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what is he?
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?"
"GO STAND IN THE CORNER HENRY!"
"But mom!"
"EITHER SAY BATMAN IS MORE AWESOME, OR GO STAND IN THE CORNER."
"btmnsmrwsm."
"What's that kid? I CAN'T HEEEAARRR YOU!"
"You sound like that pirate from Spongebob, but fine! Batman is more awesome."
"Good kid."
"I AM FREAKING OUT WHERE IS MY CINNAMON! WHERE IS MY CINNAMON! WHERE IS MY CINNAMON!"
"Crap, forgot about Mary. QUICK! HENRY! PASS THE CINNAMON!"
"I don't have it! Granny's searching the whole back shelf for more supply, but we're dry!"
"Damn it. It had to be today they ran out of cinnamon, why couldn't Ruby have reminded Granny to get some more?"
"Hey Emma, what's up?"
"Oh, hey Mulan, what are you doing?"
"You know, just trying to go somewhere where my armour won't get in the way. Starting to feel like Iron Man here."
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"…Umm…Henry…why is Emma fuming?"
"YOU GAVE MULAN IRON MAN DVDS! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED OF YOU HENRY MILLS-CASSIDY-SWAN-STILTSKIN! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FAMILY!"
"CINNANOM!"
"Uh…more pressing issues here mum, gram is hyperventilating."
"Ugh. 1st things first, Mulan, gurl, I've got to take you shopping for new clothes. 2nd, WILL SOMEONE FIND SOME CINNABOM!"
"I'M HERE! I'VE GOT THE CINNANOM FROM RUBY!"
"Oh thanks goodness Belle, you arrived just in time, pass the bag."
"Catch!"
"BATMAN STEALTH!"
"Shut up mum."
"Here you go Mary Margaret, just take this bag an pour a bit of cinnamon into the c-or you can dump the whole ounce in it and stuff the rest down your bra, that's fine too."
"CINNAMON!"
"Are all you Charmings this weird when not eating cinnamon?"
"Nah….only her, I think she's just stressed because of the whole party thing, Mulan"
"And you're not?"
"Am I stressed because my ex-boyfriend slash Belle's boyfriend's son, my nemesis slash Henry's other mum, my other nemesis slash the guy with the weird hook, and all the other evil villains of fairy tales that I grew up reading is stuffed in a tiny little diner with my entire family and all my friends, in a town filled with weird magic and two tourist, one being my ex-boyfriend's new fiancée, upstairs. Nope, not at all."
"Good to know Emma."
"Where's Charming?"
"Good to see you back on track Mary Margaret, it's been a while."
"Sorry, suffering from cinnamon withdrawal here. Now, let's talk about Mulan and her Iron Man suit."
"MARY MARGARET! IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIDE WITH HENRY ABOUT THE IRON MAN VS. BATMAN BATTLE. YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE AND I WILL DESTROY THE LAST BIT OF CINNANOM IN STORYBROOKE, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO BEG ME TO GET SOME FROM OUTSIDE BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN LEAVE THIS TOWN!"
"1st, stop making threats you can't follow. 2nd, I can just get Mulan or Aurora to grab some for me. And 3rd, I completely agree that Batman is better. He's got his own country after all."
"SCHOOLED HENRY! SCHOOLED!"
"Aren't you mum of the year?"
"Well Mulan, it looks like another problem solved."
"It sure does look like it Belle."
"Well, to the readers at home, just remember that you have completely wasted about 10 to 15 minutes of your life."
"We destroyed ya!"
"We killed part of your life with our meaninglessness!"
"Hope you don't hate us, but if you do, just remember we're awesome and pretty!"
"Also remember that I'm half of your OTP, 'cause I'm belle and I'm awesome."
"SEE YOU LATER!"
"GOODBYE!"
"Who are they talking to?"
"I wish I knew kid, I really wish I knew."
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"BATMAN STEALTH!"
And thus is the end of the Family Reunion. Looks like Aurora, Mulan, and Belle had some mighty good time. Snow reunited with cinnamon, and Emma and Henry settled the Iron Man vs. Batman issue (Batman totally wins, if you don't believe me, just Yahoo it! Just kidding, you can Google it. Who uses Yahoo anyways?). See you all next time, on Princesses in STORYBROOKE!
Weird...
But what adventure of them isn't? BTW, just saw the promotional pictures of Lacey and super excited! Wonder why Henry's celebrating his birthday at Mr. Gold's Pawn Shop though? I bet it's a plot device. It's odd that they seem to forgive Rumple because he's family, but totally missed out on the fact that Regina is still related (though only not by blood), then again, if you think about it, Rumple did help Charming with some stuff (after making deals with them), so they potential see Rumple as less of a threat, especially since Nealfire will never forgive him if he lay a finger on him (I guess surprisingly he's the more redeemable one now), and that he owes Snow his life. Whatevs. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL LACEY BUT I HAVE TO! IT BUUUURRRNs!
~Lilies