Disclaimer: Then again I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

A/N: I readily made the chap 2. Now Hades is awaken *dundundundun*.

Chapter 2: The Rant

(Hades POV)

Ughh.. Son of Poseidon. .Bolt.

Those words I muttered. I slap back my consciousness as I turned to rest my back. What in the Zeus happened?

The last damn thing I remember- that kiss.

"PERSEPHONE!"

Los Angeles now will have a massive aftershock. The souls scream, the underworld bear with my anger. Cerberus howled in reply.

Footsteps. I knew them well. Those high heels echoed. My body, my head- hurts like HELL.

"You called?" she steps in. Those brown eyes, they fill me, they seduce me at the same time angered me.

"A once in a lifetime chance!" I broke into flames but her expression stayed normal. As if she was expecting or did she expect something when we been together for a long time.

She rolled her eyes. I hate it when she does that. It fuels my anger more.

"Once in a lifetime? As if a god would plunge to death."

"Don't talk to death when it is I who judge those mortal souls. Haven't you realized what you have caused?"

"Even if you have that thunderbolt everything falls down HERE. A war of the GODS! Isn't that caused more mortals souls for you to judge?" She sighed. I knew she's upset and all.

"You know what? Whatever. The hell I know- You'll thank me someday." She strutted away. Leaving me. I need control. I brace myself.

I walk my numb self out to where she goes. I have to set things straight. I don't want my wife upset. It's the last thing I wanted. I stop at our bedroom's threshold just letting her bolt straight to bed. Frustrated.

"I'm only saying it could be our chance. To rule up there and not to stay here, I only wanted you to be happy."

Ha. Here I am trying to make things well to her when she was the one who blast the hell out of me. Doesn't this tells anyone I'm a nice guy- eh- god?

"So it ends to tell me that Zeus' master bolt is much better to be with your eternity than your own wife? Make sense then."

"I rather lose it than lose you. I just- DO you have to blast me across the room? I mean- you know?"

She laughed. It got the best of me. She can easily make my day. With one laugh, one smile, one kiss, one hug from behind. Her voice, her gestures, everything. Puts me back to my old self. As if I wasn't even struck down unconscious by that cursed lightning bolt. The thought of that- I think I just heard a thunder above. Though we're in the friggin underworld ,I just rolled my eyes. The hell with it.

My Persephone, whose been sitting down on the corner of the bed took courage to walk out of the balcony. I forbid her there. The sound of miserable souls and the agony of their cries. I hate to let her hear them.

"Look at them." She said, looking from below. Condemned souls.

"Yeah. I'm looking." I looked, it's seems normal to me. Of course it is!

I'm the OVERLORD OF THE UNDERWORLD! I'm Hades!

I snickered with that thought; screaming in my head is just unusual. She turns towards me.

"Misery." Her voice firmed but saddened.

See! This is the reason I don't want to let her out the balcony. But what do I do? Nothing. I should probably tell the furies to destroy this balcony and the most of it.

"They are condemned. They should suffer." I said with the distaste of my voice. I judged them all. Yes, all of them. Now, I have problems extending the roots of my dear Underworld.

"Beats me."

I gave I laughed. Thank the gods were immortal.

"I'm sorry. Love you." she told me with her sweetest voice, it filled me. It seduced me. As if she wanted me to turn on to her or what in the Zeus have I've been thinking.

"More than immortality itself, you knew better my wife."

She planted me as kiss. That's odd, call that planting is her thing. But she did and it was good.

A/N: I guess that's it. If anyone wanted to suggest sequels I would be glad to write more. And more PERSEHADES fics to come.

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