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by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

3. Dr Gennaro, DDS

Disclaimer: (REWIND) ... that's what I said, "I don't own Phil of the Future. That hurts enough, so be kind and please stop pressing 'rewind.'"

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This is Dr. Gennaro calling concerning Curtis Diffy. I haven't heard back from him since he left in the middle of his appointment. Please call to schedule a new appointment for Curtis Diffy. I've been told that Mr. Diffy is a very busy businessman, but it's very important that he come back in to complete his examination and any necessary treatment -- extraction, for instance. If it's a matter of nervousness about what may follow the consultation with Dr. Mentorman, I can assure you that any actions will be virtually pain free. Please have him contact me at immediately, day or night. Maybe he can explain the dent in my office door.

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