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Name's Jimmy; you don't know me, but you know my dog, Maximilian. I understand you come over regularlly to play with him, and that's fine and all, but I'm back from college on break for a month and I was wondering if you'd start picking up after him in the backyard, like you did. Y'know? His poop? Backyard's kind of a mess, and I'm on vacation. Call me, Kid. I'll leave the back gate open -- oh, and the back is kind of a jungle since I've been gone, so if you'd like to make some extra money pruning, leave a message. Later. Max? Why are you growling at me, Max? Max? MAX!
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