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by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

6. Seth Wosmer's Worry

Disclaimer: I know it don't add up, but it's s'truth: I do not own Phil of the Future.

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"Phil -- It's Seth. Call Me A-S-A-P. Phil? Tia can't see me like this on our first date -- literally 'can't see' me. Chunks! And I wanted everything to go perfectly. This just doesn't add up. My hand is missing. It's literally gone, Phil! I mean, it's there, but it's not -- I can't see it. I'm freakin' out, Phil! This is worse than imaginary numbers! Oh, and I found that little spray bottle of cologne that you said you were missing. Cool container, but I didn't really smell anything when I used it ... just before my hand disapp-- hey. Hey --HEY! Phil, I'm coming over. You have some 'splainin' to do, Buddy."

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