Disclaimer: Not only do I not own Phil of the Future, I didn't even write this BEEP. Credit goes to our first submission by a reader-reviewer, the prolific SlickNickShady. Thanks for setting a great example, Nick!
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This is Tim from the Pickford Landfill Corporation. I'm calling about a 1982 Bravada Hatchback, license plate #HROSWELL, that was found abandoned at the bottom of Pit B this morning. If you don't claim it by 6 AM tommorow, Neil Hackett, it will be destroyed and you will be charged a two thousand dollar processing fee, and, frankly, that's a lot more than your clunker is worth, even with that slightly used wedding dressed in the back seat -- hey, I'm not judging, I myself wear -- never mind. Listen, this is nothing personal, it's just that -- a Bravada? Neil, even we have minimum standards as to what goes into a landfill -- never know when someday somebody might build a school over it, you know? See you soonest, as in before 6:01 tomorrow morning, Neil.
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