Disclaimer: You know this is fun when Nick submits two BEEPs in one night. Last time, SlickNickShady took us to the dump (what are we, a dirt-cheap date?) and this time he has a different sort of dumping in mind ...
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Hey, Keely. Tia here. I'm calling for some relationship advice. You and Phil are the perfect couple, so I really want your advice since you seem to know what love is. This one guy is so totaly hot and, girl, he has some bulk. The other guy is an old aquaintance from your neck of the woods. He adored me then and he still does. He could be really sweet when he wasnt posting on his blog. He seems to be maturing, but, ooh. the other guy is so hot and, well, a long distance relationship with this other guy means less time for making out. I don't know what to do, Keel. Teach me, Oh, Wise One.
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Don't tell your boyfriend about any of this. I think Phil still talks to Se...the old aquaintence. Also, hey! When are you going to share with me some of yours and Phil's love stories? You never really talk about wherever it is you two fly off to.
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