AN: And once again, Danny Reyes courtesy of Carlos Pedraza and Judas Kiss.

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~ pace is the trick


Canadian Psycho

Danny once filmed Isabel in the shower. He walked in on her. She screamed at the top of her lungs, throwing shampoo bottles and razors at him. She shrieked, "Have you seen 'Psycho'?"

"Of course," the camera said demurely, not bouncing once as it dodged flying objects.

After railing a bit more she calmed down and asked him what he thought Ivo would say to his filming his sister naked in the shower.

"Oh, I doubt he will care," the camera was far too busy studying her anatomy from different angles.

"Have you developed a liking for the female body?" she asked, posing provocatively. "Shall I show you more?"

"No, please," came the strangled response before the camera clicked off. "Vaginas terrify me."

"You have issues," was the last thing I heard her disembodied voice say.