Disclaimer: Was that you who call? What were you asking me? If I don't own Phil of the Future? Didn't you hear my answer? We must have been disconnec --

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"Hello Voters! My name is Alice Da Luca and my father, Mayor Johnny Da Luca, is busy working hard for you tonight at City Hall, so he asked me to call and remind you that election day is Tuesday and that he's excited about the prospect of serving the good people of Pickford for his second term in office. Do you like the new skateboard park? The improved bus service, and his updated website? (Dad, that's lame.")

("Just read it the way I wrote it, Kitten, and put a smile in your voice. Voters love our De Luca smiles.")

"Remember [grin] to vote on Tuesday, and remember our Mayor, Johnny Da Luca. He'll 'Luca' after you. (Daddy, can't you come up with something better?")

("The election is in three days, Alice. The slogan got me elected the first time -- stick with a winner, that what I and the people of Pickford should do. Just cross out 'Diffy' -- their son is a bizarre boy, Alice -- on the print out and move down to the next name, Sonny Drizzle, the weatherman. Remember to smile and -- oh, and hang up, Ali, hang up!")

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