Disclaimer: Boris Yeltsin and Via realize that one message doesn't always cut it, so here's the second part for the series that none of us owns. Well, somebody, but not me.
Author's Note: There's a new version of Chapter 13, Lloyd Apologizes. Check it out.
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Phil, Via. You're so pathetic! How can you not notice Keely's crazy for you? You do realize, don't you, that I invited you so you to would find a way to get back together? Get busy, Mister! Get a plan! Get a clue! Buy a bloody vowel if you need to. You don't think for an instance that Keely (or any other girl) would actually want to go out with O-wen-will-I-grow-up instead of a normal boy, do you? Next time Keely Teslow wants to go to a dance, you accept, you big lug, and no matter what, don't you dare back out, Philip! And thank you for a lovely evening.
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