Disclaimer: I'm grateful for all donations here, including, if anyone wants, to give me ownership of PotF, which I don't have, presently.
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Hello. This is the Pickford Community Pantry. I know our sign says that we take all donations of food and clothing, but this shirt -- Too Many Colors. Where'd you dig this technicolor terror up, the seventies? All it's missing is a cape! It's scaring customers from coming over, and I think it's actually curdling the milk. Next time, donated it to a pill pusher so everyone will "just say no," or don it at the end of October -- that'll be certain to scare children on Halloween for certain, or why don't you put it on a stick waive it in front of a cow so she'll give sour cream? We haven't had such a sad donations since those high school outfits covered in tomato stains. Hey, why don't you stuff it into a rat hole to ... what's that? Really? If you say so. Never mind, some bald guy wearing a scrunchy as a headband fell in love with it and even paid full price for that monstrocity. I guess what I'm saying is, got any more at home just like it? How about sweater vests?
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