Disclaimer: This is a recording: I do not own Phil of the Future.

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Lloyd? This is Henrietta at the hardware store. Lloyd, ya big wingnut, you're going to have to come in early tomorrow and undo what you did! When I told you to restock the nuts and bolts, I didn't want for you to fasten the two of them together. While I like the idea of customers wanting one or the other having to buy both, Lloyd, that's just not gonna fly with our customers. So, come in early tomorrow, correct this, and, please, try to be more like Curtis, will ya and think first? Tain't rocket science, Big Brain. Buh-bye. Oh, and pass along this message to Curtis: "thanks" for going out to McClaney's farm and getting his well going again. He says it looks like the strangest repair job on record, and if he raised goats instead of tomatoes, they'd be stampeding down main street just to steer clear of all that flailing, but it works and that's all that counts as far as he's concerned. Another happy customer due to your natural handymannery and that's what counts bigger with me than the 48 oz. bottle of Weed-B-Gone on aisle two, too, Curtis. Thanks heaps!

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