Disclaimer: Sweet Cupcake, try to catch up, because, though I tried and mustered all my resources to do so, any claim from me that I own the relished PotF will turn sour and fall flatter than a pancake, Pumpkin Butt.
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Lana! This here's Chef DuPree from school. I love you, my own little Amy Goodman! I just can't thanks you ee-nuf for yore bravery cornerin' and trappin' those two dirty, connivin' liddle rats in my kitchen today. You'd be tickled to know Vice-Principal Hackett allowed me to pick the punishment this pair of putrid polecats so rightly deserved, so, since these "reviewers" needed to clean up their reportin', I decided they could start practicin' by sweepin' out the lunch room. "Start," I say, "start," that is, fore I have a list of chores on the menu for the both them, culminatin' with their "just desserts." By week's end, our dirty duo will be cleanin' out all the greasy grease traps, from the deep fryers to the greasiest -- the artery cloggin', ptomaine inducin', dark heart of the manifold which is the "mystery meat" maker, after which, I'll be have them recyclin' the leftover "meat de mysterious" for my next week's recipe of blackened sloppy joes. Speakin' of 'blackened,' Lana, I gots to tell you how I just adored your marvelous news dish, "Recipe For Corruption," and the resultin' justice it has gone and done served up -- my compliments to the chef. So, come to school tomorrow, 'cuz as a personal token of my deep esteem and gratitude regardin' my fa-vor-rite reporter, I will commerate your invesigative creation by servin' to yous the debut bowl of the newest one of my very own -- 'Blackened Terrapin Soup,' concocted with ingredients recycled from today's turtle racin's unfortunate losers. Bon Apetite!
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