Disclaimer: I don't own PotF, do you? Well, then you know exactly how I feel, don't you? Want a hanky?
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Hello? This is the Disney Channel We're looking to contact someone at H. G. Wells l who we've heard is good with sound effects. There's a part in a new television series we're producing. See? It's about a family that is stranded in our time, just trying to get by, get along, and get home. It's called ... well, the title is still being tweaked, and we're looking for the perfect setting, maybe in an agricultural community, bananas maybe, or watermelons. It's going to center on the family's kids, elementary or junior high ages, and we'd like to pepper the show with sound effects, instead of a laugh track. Oh, and we're still looking for someone to play a couple of rolls, someone unique looking, maybe with big, pouffy hair. Could you please post a notice, or even better, do you have some sort of morning announcement where it could be read to the entire school? Thanks, that would be great, if you could. Gotta go 'cuz I also work on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command -- it's a great show and going to run forever. "To Infinity and Beyond!"
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