Over at the clearing where two Shinobi once were, were two teams, 8 people all together.

There was Ino arguing with her wide fore headed friend, Choji eating chips from a bag, Shikamaru standing on a tree stump with his hands in his pockets, looking lazy as usual as he muttered 'this is troublesome' every 30 seconds (A/N LOL), Kiba sitting on Akamaru grinning and thus baring his canineness (A/N is that even a word?) for the world to see, Shino was… Yes Shino was laughing and talking but that was not it. It was whom he was talking with, Hinata, no his Hinata was laughing to what ever joke the bug user had cracked.

Naruto slightly growled, And Sasuke sighed. 'This is going to be a long day.'

….

"Hey guys, great to see ya." Naruto said as he went into the clearing.

"It's about ti…" Ino stated but was cut off as she gazed at his appearance. Ino's jaw literally hit the ground, Shikamaru yawned, choji belched, barney sat on the chair reading his newspaper, Shino's glasses fell off, Kiba gasped, Kakashi read his book, Sai sighed, Hinata turned red, Sasuke rolled his eyes and Sakura tried very hard not to drool.

"What are you doing?" The blond dobe asked as he looked at the people in the clearing. Some of which had hearts in their eyes, courtesy of Ino and Sakura.

Ino's jaw literally hit the ground, Shikamaru yawned, choji belched, barney sat on the chair reading newspaper, Shino's glasses fell off, Kiba gasped, Kakashi read his book, Sai sighed, Hinata turned red, Sasuke rolled his eyes and Sakura tried very hard not to drool.

(A/N I know what I did, I just fresh out of ideas and too lazy to delete it so yeah.)

Sasuke huffed. 'Pfft, he's not that cute.' He thought.

"E-hem, as I was saying, this jutsu is a target of other groups like hidden mist, missing Nins, and even the Akatsuki. We are going to split into groups of three." The copy Nin said.

"Kakashi-sensei, if we're supposed to protect the jutsu as a team, why should we split up?" Ino asked.

There were nods of agreement from the others in the clearing.

"as you know, the jutsu is targeted by many and thus, by splitting up and providing each group duplicates of the real jutsu, we can deter the enemies' movements, making them split up as well, making the ones following the real jutsu less than supposed.

The others nodded, showing that they understood.

"Okay, team one, Yamanaka Ino, Aburame Shino and Inuzuka Kiba." He said.

Groans were heard from the blonde who clearly didn't want to be teamed up with the dog- boy and the bug- man. She shuddered. Said boys rolled their eyes.

"Team two, Shikamaru Nara, Akimichi Choji and Uchiha Sasuke."

"This is going to be troublesome." The Nara said lazily.

"Hn" the Uchiha said and smirked.

The Akimichi just kept on stuffing his face.

"Team three, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura and Hyuuga Hinata.

'Yes! No way Shino's gonna get her now.' Naruto thought and smirked.

'Now's my chance to get Naruto for myself' Sakura thought.

'You got that right sister, yeah!'

'I'm the same team as Naruto-kun, not good, not good. What if I mess up? What if I'm too weak for him?' the Hyuuga panicked in her thoughts.

'I think you have competition for the blonde.' Sakura's inner self said.

'Hinata? Please, she's too shy to do any thing about it, and why would Naruto like someone as weak as her. Besides, he's liked me since we were little; I've got absolutely nothing to worry about.'

'If you say so.'

"So, now that we've got that settled, we should get going, we should meet at the Suna gate in two days if everything goes well. We'll take 30 minutes to pack up what we need." The copy-nin said, sat on a log and began reading his infamous icha-icha book.

Everyone then began packing their things.

'So kit when are you gonna tell her?' a certain fox asked.

'Tell her what?'

'Don't play dumb with me; I know you're in love with the Hyuuga girl.'

'What are you talking about? I'm not in love with Hinata.'

'Yeah right, I live in your head kit; do you really think you can lie to me?'

'Good point.'

'So, are you gonna tell her?'

'No, she's in love with Shino, it's hopeless.'

'Things are not always what they seem.'

'What's that supposed to mean?'

'…'

'Kyuu, kyuu are you there?'

'…'

'Stupid fox, he bailed on me.' He thought and grumbled about perverted old foxes with bad tempers and meaningless words

'n-Naruto-kun, c-could you help m-me with my ba- bag?' asked a small voice, snapping him out of his daze.

'Sure, Hinata-Chan.' He said with a grin and went over to her.

She then giggled and shook her head as he went over to her and helped her with the packing.

'Look at him, what does he see in her?' Sakura thought.

'A heart?'

'I mean, what does he see in her that I don't have?'

'Um, a chest, a figure, cuteness…'

'I am cut, you bitch.'

'I am you, so that makes you a itch too.'

'Ughh'

'Maybe we should let them be.'

'No, weren't you the one who wanted it in the first place?'

'I know but…'

'No buts, I always get what I want.'

'Except Sasuke.' Her inner Self said and snickered.

'Hmmf'

Me: oh nooooo, I'm losing my humor! (Searches for humor)

Humor: (hides)

Me: aha, there you are. (Chases humor, humor jumps out the window)

Me: nooooo (cries and hugs review button) at least I have you.

Review button: please push me to get humor back before she squishes me, nooooo, push me, push me, push me!