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by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

32. ADVENTURES IN BABY SITTING

Disclaimer: Sure, baby sitting is hard, harder than admitting that I don't own Phil of the Future.

Boris Yeltsin makes another contribution today, recalling "Adventures In Baby Sitting."

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Phil, too bad you got grounded for a week -- you're gonna miss the big shoe sale! Oh well, guess Via wouldn't mind coming with. Anyway, baby sitting together was fun, even if it was kinda hard. Ugh! I'll never go near another moustache again as long as I live. Don't you dare sprout even a little one, Diffy. Speaking of "little sprouts," did you know you were such an adorable five-year-old, coming down the stairs wearing your underpants on the outside? Playing mommy was fun. Maybe you could de-age me, and you could play daddy, please? I'd be a good baby ... and then I wouldn't have to do all this math homework. Hey, I'm coming over for help, and, oh, check with my Auntie Pim -- is there any briskett left?

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